May 2014 Police Thread: More rats in the department than a sewer

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The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Untagged posted:

How to determine if your department's administration is out of touch #324.

If in response to a lengthy memo requesting pistol mounted lights, which was written by several patrol officers with approval of the patrol supervisors, the administration responds that there isn't enough money in the budget for them... but don't worry because instead of what you've requested they are now going to buy shoulder mounted LED flashlights...because their cheaper... and Surprise! They flash red and blue too so if your chasing someone...!

*collective groan from the squad*.

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# ¿ May 1, 2014 20:35

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:06

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Goddammit Florida.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/04/30/two-broward-deputies-accused-of-using-excessive-force/

A deputy is involved in an excessive force lawsuit, loses, somehow ends up back on the street and is now the target of another excessive force case. :bravo:

# ¿ May 2, 2014 01:13

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Tentacle Party posted:

http://youtu.be/3M_nvQht7-c

Lotta angry people over free ice cream. We can't win.

# ¿ May 3, 2014 22:06

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Reign Of Pain posted:

Beanie and his final product:

# ¿ May 4, 2014 04:23

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In America we speak English! Why are my tax dollars going to pay to hire illegal aliens who can't speak english to be the police? What is wrong with my country! Limbaugh needs to hear about this.

# ¿ May 5, 2014 14:26

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I'm impressed with the detail though, look at that gun lanyard. The FTP crowd knows our poo poo.

# ¿ May 7, 2014 12:28

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http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/05/06/father-arrested-for-protesting-racy-novel-at-nh-high-school/

I need to know what the blue line thinks about this before I make my decision.

# ¿ May 7, 2014 17:04

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Stalez posted:

So happened again. I've been going to play volleyball at bar in the next city over for the past couple of years. Well as I was about to order my first drink, I noticed the new waitress is the same chick I arrested last month for DWI. She blew .22's so I don't think she recognized me. This case will be pending for probably a year, so probably gotta find a new spot. Goddamnit I'm just going to commit myself to a life of hermitism.

Or you could affect social change by not arresting people for morally agnostic crimes and stop being a jack booted thug with nothing better to do than ruin people's lives for no reason other than your selfish masochistic pleasure. Were you bullied as a child?

# ¿ May 8, 2014 13:26

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*digs small grave 5 feet under ground*

*stick big pipe into it*

*BeanieSeptic tank done*

# ¿ May 8, 2014 18:53

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Citycop posted:

Last night I got a call from an old lady reporting a naked man in her backyard at 04:00 a.m. She said he was taking things off the back porch and moving them around. I got there and found a naked man taking things off the porch and moving them around. Turns out he took one of those things from a shed and was looking in the back windows of the residence so he was charged with burglary and window peeping. He had no real good explanation for why he was there doing that. He seemed pretty out of it and stated he has a meth problem.

What's Smiling Jack doing down in your area? Poor guy.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 18:53

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I don't get paid to fight I get paid to win.

# ¿ May 11, 2014 04:12

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quote:

"Even if she did have a gun, she is in her 90s," Lawanda Cooke told KBTX. "They could have shot in the air to scare her. Maybe she would have dropped it. I don't see her shooting anyone."

# ¿ May 11, 2014 17:27

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What would modern policing look like if America invented it?

# ¿ May 12, 2014 20:54

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

University campus SWAT teams and County Sheriff Armored divisions?

You mean it'd be the same as it is now then?

# ¿ May 12, 2014 21:24

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I had a suspicious person call which turned out to be nothing. That was all. For my entire 12 hour shift.

Citycop, thankfully that guy just shot himself instead of making it a murder/suicide. Small victories.

# ¿ May 14, 2014 17:46

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Have you guys not been following the Bone thread in games? Buying a Bone is possibly the worst decision you can make right now, though if you have one please speak up so we can mock you relentlessly.

I gave up on Planetside when I realized that you need to keep pouring obscene amounts of money into it to keep up. After spending over $300 on Planetside 2 I couldn't be bothered to spend anymore money, and without being a subscriber the rate of progression in the game is a glacial pace, and the gunplay alone wasn't interesting enough to keep me playing.

The Shep fucked around with this message at 12:26 on May 15, 2014

# ¿ May 15, 2014 12:22

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Don't forget to load your weapons.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 17:24

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Branis posted:

jesus christ, CPD can't afford flat tops or what? That EOtech is mounted so loving far forward.

Equipment issues are just the start of CPD's problems.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 02:37

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Some pensions are kinda ridiculous and if you can't understand that you're being willfully obtuse.

# ¿ May 19, 2014 16:43

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Haven't had a call in like a week. So bored.

Where's whip?

The Shep fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 21, 2014

# ¿ May 21, 2014 18:19

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Pacific Blue and Silk Stalkings.

# ¿ May 22, 2014 12:48

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Snowdens Secret posted:

TRAGEDY STRUCK BEANIEVILLE TODAY AS A SEEMINGLY OUT OF CONTROL POLICE TANK CAREENED INTO BEANIE ACRES

# ¿ May 22, 2014 19:35

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:06

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

that sounds terrible, no pay to have the privilege of having some chav test out your stabproof vest after he spits in your eye? no thanks

Before I got hired I wanted to do the job so badly that I would've done it for free.

Now that I'm doing the job I couldn't imagine doing it for free and even on the contrary I want to be paid more, far more, for having to do it.

# ¿ May 29, 2014 05:58

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