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SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur
Trick question...

Policemen don't have balls.

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SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Hey, we've still got the Falklands and...er.. Gibraltar.

At least we gave you all the modern Police force, something you should all be grateful for.

According to most of our media over here we shouldn't be grateful at all for that.

I'm thankful for Kate Middleton, those big rear end hats the guys at Buckingham wear, and Top Gear UK. So thanks... for those.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur
Dude.... Heavy day. I don't miss those at all.

So far my day has consisted of:

0400: Wake up because I desperately have to pee.
0423: Finally cave in and decide to get up to pee.
0426: Pee
0429: Back in bed
0500: Decide I'm not going to get back to sleep so I'll get up and be productive before work."
0504: Screw that, I'm gonna watch Archer
0712: "I've watched a lot of Archer, I'd better get some breakfast before work.
0722: Got a breakfast burrito. For breakfast.
0730: Sat down at my desk to eat aforementioned burrito.
0804: I'm "working" while I browse the forums.

I guess there's a silver lining to working normal hours again huh?

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur
drat, those sound like much better jobs!

I moved into my tiny house at my family's landscape business and I'm doing construction estimating for my little brother. It's mindless, stupid work that a monkey could do but nobody shoots at me so it'll do.

Talk about an ego hit. Working for my baby brother for less than half of what I made before. Perks are flexible hours, no shave policy, I can tell my boss he's a mouth breathing freedom hater any time I want (and I do it daily), and my commute to work is less than 30 steps. Definitely something I can handle for a few months.

As soon as my retirement case is finished I'll hopefully be hitting the road for some aimless wandering around the country for a while. So if any of you have a place to park a 16 foot trailer and access to an outlet and a hose I'll stop in for a visit!

If I could figure out that picture posting stuff I'd throw up some tiny house pics. Maybe that's a goal for tonight huh?

Edit: But if any of you have connections at youporn let me know. It sounds like a much better way to make a living than getting youtube famous by dragging my house around the country and getting into mischief.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur
Good looking out. Thanks for the help. I was concerned people might overreact because I haven't ever posted a picture on SA before. Whooo, glad I was wrong there. (Don't worry, I'm familiar with the internet though. I'm sure it won't take long to figure out.)

Good news though! I got an e-mail from a Nigerian prince who is offering me a big chunk of money! All he needs are my bank account details! Hang on, I'm gonna go e-mail him back.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Groveling Toast posted:

I got it for 360, I'm not spending $500 for one game.

Work related, we moved to tablets in the cars and I hate my life

I'm curious as to how that works. You're using it as the MDC? I've had both the laptop and the dash mounted screen with the horrible unmoving keyboard at the front of the center console.

I could see the tablet having some advantages but without an external keyboard I know I'd go nuts.

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur
Holy crap, that looks awesome. I hope it lives up to the bar that trailer set.

Seconding Southland. I never bothered to watch the finale because I heard it was a big letdown but the run of that show was one of those MUST watch tv nights for me.

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SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Phuzzy posted:

Caught one of the local deputies air drumming in his squad while behind me a stop light.

Come on man, there could have been people criming while you're getting your Metallica on. :smith:

I once got to be on stage during a Metallica show for an OT gig. I definitely air drummed a little bit. My Lt never let me live that one down since I wasn't supposed to be up there in the first place.

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