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How to determine if your department's administration is out of touch #324.

If in response to a lengthy memo requesting pistol mounted lights, which was written by several patrol officers with approval of the patrol supervisors, the administration responds that there isn't enough money in the budget for them... but don't worry because instead of what you've requested they are now going to buy shoulder mounted LED flashlights...because their cheaper... and Surprise! They flash red and blue too so if your chasing someone...!

*collective groan from the squad*.


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Cmdr. Shepard posted:

They're
You're

Remember when they asked if you would arrest another officer. .

Fuckin NC.

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I hear o.com has forums. Think of it like minor league posting before you make it to the majors.

I have a co worker that lurks. They work another shift though.

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What you say Whip. * speeds down the parkway *.

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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I know this isn't the Ask a cop thread but why the hell do you think this is a good idea?

:fyad: is leaking again.


Murphys Stache posted:

Beanie, are you zoned for a moat yet?

Hopefully right after the turrets are built.

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beanieson posted:

eh.. The school administration asked him to leave, when he refused the officer told him to leave or he'd be arrested. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted to me


This is exactly how I read it. He tried to make a point and didn't like how it was going. Then he decided to try and call the school board and police instructions for him to leave a bluff, was proven wrong, and cried like a baby and is made a scene. It looks like he was only charged with one offense and released though. Down here at least four charges would apply, so good for them.

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OT Postin'. Turns out the netflix app and account was a good short term investment. If only Amazon Prime had an app for android.

Watching Super Troopers at work... CANDY BARS.

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I'm downtown Whip, where you at?

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Branis posted:

Also why are cops getting called for 6th graders minor behavioral issues? Sounds like an issue for the school to handle on their own.

We probably get at least one or two "my 8-12-16 year old won't listen to me so 911 come help" calls a night around here. Everyone wants us to be the parents because they don't want to do it. The schools don't really want to deal with it either.

Seriously parents, try spanking your kids.

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Good to go here in VA. No Commonwealth Attorney will prosecute domestic assault for a legitimate and reasonable corporal punishment of a child, and no officer I know would ever seek charges for it in the first place.

The look on the kid's face when the cop tells the parents . Priceless. And yes, kids will call on parents who spank.



Good Dog.

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Branis posted:

I played for about a week after launch and got bored.

Had some xbox 360 buddies pick up Xbone for Titanfall and now they don't really play either so much anymore. Thanks M$FT. I've decided to wait until more games come out.

Also, Planetside 2 is still kind of ok.

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Happy Peace Officers Day!

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Rain rain go away... and gently caress you!.

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JayKay posted:

No clue why a sovereign would call PD, but


Because the constitutional sheriff won't answer calls for service in your county. Sovereigns really are schizophrenic. Talk about flavor of the month crazy, because when they need help guess who they still call.

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Yeah, this screams down with pensions and up with 401Ks.

~ So we can make more money off the increased fund commissions and trading expenses. Thanks. ~

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We don't get to count OT in our Pensions contributions, health care is not included, and it's only about 50% of our salary. So gently caress you kind of got mine.

You should all be saving like your pension won't be there when you retire just in case though. If it is, :fuckya:.

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I just wish Virginia would stop using the state pension contributions as a politician slush fund and giving ious in return. Two years ago the state had a "surplus", although no one bothered to mention it was mostly at the expense of not paying the pension contribution in full.

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Working seven days in a row. .

Overtime check. .

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Reign Of Pain posted:

Everyone knows what happens when y'all get on stage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy5czU_fCe0

Every self-entitled why are you arresting me face ever.

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I don't know about anybody else but that was pretty much the longest Saturday night of the year so far. So many calls... so many.

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Happy 17 Thousand Posts on your Facebook Wall reminding you not to barbeque or you might offend a soldier or something Day.

My military family says its ok to overcook burgers on this holiday just FYI.

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Branis posted:

Pack the leaves in your mouth like dip then drink hot water.

Uggggggh.

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Ask him if he has stairs in his house.

Or just wait until he posts in the gently caress the police thread about visiting some pigs house.

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beanieson posted:

One of the Mexicans signed for it


Shut it down, June thread over there ----> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639251

What.

May Posting or June Posting its nothing but love.

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