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Branis posted:everybody tells us we should be stopping real criminals but nobody wants to tell us where the real criminals are. A: Detain for questioning, call the detective, "got a guy here who has information on an open homicide case"
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A guy I work with just up and quit to become the campaign manager for a dude that doesn't have a shot in hell of becoming sheriff. What I'm saying is, quit your job now so you have more time to focus on your pipe dreams.
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Heh, a local sheriff here was also a meth dealer. It sounds like being a sheriff rules.
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SPOILERS! I'm only on season five, dick.
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May 20, 2014 16:01
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Oh look at the big guy caught a dude who couldn't walk in a straight line.
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Had my craziest call yesterday. Guy has been cheating on his wife, they do a little tie up thing in bed, and while the husband is tied down the woman just beats the absolute poo poo out of his cock and balls with his softball bat. She calls 911 and says she going to Florida and never coming back, but someone should check out her house in case her husband needs medical help. He's still tied up when we get there and man...infidelity is just not worth it.
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Reign Of Pain posted:1) Did she get away? Yea she's still out there somewhere, probably well on the way to the east coast, she called like an hour after she left the house so she was probably already out of state. Balls are bashed pretty good, but he'll live, apparently. Was rushed in to emergency surgery and is going to need lots more surgeries. Softball bats are metal, and probably some other differences. His balls are toast, I'd be surprised
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It keeps your POST current.
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