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axeil posted:

Losing Harper for half a season because he got benched for not legging out an obvious out and then to make up for it he HUSTLES into 3rd and breaks his thumb is not a good start.

poo poo that was a terribly confusing sentence. Basically, gently caress Matt Williams.

As a Phillies fan living in DC I've basically adopted the Nats as my #2 team because the Phillies aren't making the playoffs again until 2018. Also because Jayson Werth owns. Glad both teams I support have terrible managers!

What...no. You cannot adopt a division rival as your second team, what is wrong with people!

Kevin Gausman is not being called up as expected and will miss a start because he strained a muscle in a coughing fit. I think he has pneumonia and is going to die because Orioles pitching prospect.

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IcePhoenix posted:

It'll be fun listening to them echo tonight since there probably won't even be 10,000 people at the game to give them to (and thus absorb the noise).

I don't think you'll be able to hear them over the dingers being given up by the lovely pitchers on the mound.

# ¿ May 2, 2014 22:36

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That Twin's series was soul crushing. The O's faced Nolasco, Correia, and Hughes. They didn't manage more than 3 runs in any game. Adam Jones looks like absolute dogshit right now. I really don't understand how he still can't figure out not to swing at sliders in the dirt.

# ¿ May 5, 2014 18:30

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Babe Ruth isn't even a top 5 Yankee of all time! Why are you guys talking about him like he's one of the greatest players of all time?

# ¿ May 6, 2014 16:49

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Harlock posted:

Can we just fire Ventura and make Konerko player-manager? Even if they lose, I would still feel better.

Also, the worst Baseball swing ever or the most obvious attempt at interference

Someone Photoshop a man holding a cake running into this gif and Sandoval is hitting him to get the cake, thanks.

# ¿ May 7, 2014 16:36

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You can take Weiter's out of the picture, he doesn't need surgery, but will be DH only for a while.

# ¿ May 7, 2014 20:04

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Thauros posted:

Of course to be fair, there's not much you can do when that's the logo you're working with.

So cutting off Chief Wahoo's face reveals the stars and abyss inside his soulless body? I think I need to buy this hat just for it's amazing social commentary.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 16:59

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Explosionface posted:

According to what I read last night, apparently the Cubs are the first team to see him twice. That sounds really weird, but plausible given how insane MLB scheduling can get these days. He also didn't look comfortable at all once it started raining.

Rain probably washed away his pine tar.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 15:27

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DoctaFun posted:

Wow, those movie poster designers sure are original, it's not like they just stole the design from that Laurence Fishburn movie 'Unbreakable'.

If you keep purposefully misidentifying things you are going to end up on the Mets medical staff.

# ¿ May 22, 2014 19:59

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Mike Mussina was at the O's game today and was shown on the video board to cheers of "MOOOOOOOSE"

Glad he's still attending games for the best franchise he ever played for.

# ¿ May 25, 2014 23:35

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Rand alPaul posted:

I wonder what would happen if Matt Wieters didn't waste at-bats trying to be a switch hitter.

If you want your mind blown go look at his year by year splits. He's a capable switch hitter, he just can't hit both sides well any given year.

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:16

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I haven't heard of this woman before, but this video is a pretty good reaction to the Rick Reilly column. http://youtu.be/6guM0BaZJSw

# ¿ May 31, 2014 16:34

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