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| this topic is extremely close to my heart. i have two prince alberts so depending on conditions i can have anything between a predator-style tri-piss stream to a big pyramidal jet, which can prove to be insanely messy. please advise | |
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May 1, 2014 22:59
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| on the plus side, when i piss my name into fresh snow it comes out in block letters. | |
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May 1, 2014 23:00
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Mighty Stalker posted:The pee comes out in two different directions! Whats up with that? wesley snypes posted:i have two prince alberts |
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May 1, 2014 23:03
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Awesome! posted:parallel or perpendicular? this is very important to know |
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May 1, 2014 23:05
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circ dick soleil posted:pee in your mouth and drink it laying down on your back or standing? or something else?? i need to know |
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May 1, 2014 23:06
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circ dick soleil posted:pee in your mouth and drink it GoodbyeTurtles posted:laying down on your back or standing? or something else?? i need to know I heard that some people combine this with the handstand technique |
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May 1, 2014 23:11
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shin42k posted:I heard that some people combine this with the handstand technique 
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May 1, 2014 23:14
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piss wizards itt |
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May 1, 2014 23:17
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pee into a butt then they can squeeze it out into the toilet for you pro strat |
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May 1, 2014 23:18
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hemale in pain posted:pee into a butt then they can squeeze it out into the toilet for you Actually one of the easier 2 person techs |
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May 1, 2014 23:20
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Awesome! posted:piss wizards itt there are still some techniques out there that i'd never even considered, which just goes to show that even the most skilled pisslords w/ boners are always learning |
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May 1, 2014 23:21
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mailorder bees! posted:Actually one of the easier 2 person techs depends entirely on distance between pisser w/ boner and butt in this case but it's a decent technique nonetheless |
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May 1, 2014 23:22
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wesley snypes posted:on the plus side, when i piss my name into fresh snow it comes out in block letters. With a little practice you could probably vary the stream enough for some elegant calligraphy |
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May 1, 2014 23:28
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mailorder bees! posted:With a little practice you could probably vary the stream enough for some elegant calligraphy a valuable skill if you are ever lost in Antarctica or somewhere with snow and not much else, the block letters will be easier to see from the air |
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May 1, 2014 23:43
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Ty op for posting about this important topic |
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May 1, 2014 23:53
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alnilam posted:Ty op for posting about this important topic np man i just saw the random boner thread and was concerned that ppl might also need to piss and may think that you should not piss w/ a boner when actually a boner can aid pissing greatly |
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May 1, 2014 23:57
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i like to switch between techniques to get sick combos |
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May 2, 2014 10:57
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wesley snypes posted:this topic is extremely close to my heart. i have two prince alberts so depending on conditions i can have anything between a predator-style tri-piss stream to a big pyramidal jet, which can prove to be insanely messy. please advise wesley snypes posted:on the plus side, when i piss my name into fresh snow it comes out in block letters. lol |
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May 2, 2014 11:08
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i firmly believe geometry was invented out of the need to piss with a boner |
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May 2, 2014 11:39
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"the insertion (a.k.a the cloud cuckoo-langer)" put the tip of your boner under the water in the bowl, piss and watch gorgeous chartreuse clouds billowing before your eyes. recommended only for boner pissers with extremely long boners or extremely shallow toilets |
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May 31, 2014 19:18
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LappyDore64 posted:"the insertion (a.k.a the cloud cuckoo-langer)" this is a good one for those who love to 'wet-piss' - a good few pissing w/ hardon techniques can be practiced in the bathtub, which is another form of 'wet-pissing' please also note that this is a no 'wet-pissing' shaming thread |
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May 31, 2014 19:28
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here is an illustrated guide to the 'Longshot' for those looking to get into the pissing w/ hardon scene
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May 31, 2014 20:05
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textbook form there |
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May 31, 2014 20:07
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I'm a fan of the tuck but yea you gotta be careful to not pee on your own clothes |
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May 31, 2014 20:10
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I usually lean and pee straight down into the toilet all the time. The turgid waters it creates is p cool, sounds like a little babbling brook and is relaxing |
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May 31, 2014 20:11
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Awesome! posted:textbook form there its good because you're ready for the inevitable drop (drop off or loss of piss pressure to you newbies out there) when you may have to rush back to your rig (toilet, to the newbies) and also good form can increase the angle of attack which is very important!! |
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May 31, 2014 20:13
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a little something for those who have difficulty w/ aiming
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May 31, 2014 20:29
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| I prefer positions that don't require me to have a background in yoga before I attempt them | |
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May 31, 2014 20:34
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LappyDore64 posted:I prefer positions that don't require me to have a background in yoga before I attempt them something more like this? 
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May 31, 2014 20:49
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lol |
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May 31, 2014 21:15
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:something more like this? Can you believe the judge from germany only gave thqt a 6/10? |
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May 31, 2014 21:18
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mailorder bees! posted:Can you believe the judge from germany only gave thqt a 6/10? a disgrace to pissers w/ hardons worldwide imo |
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May 31, 2014 21:21
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As nike once said,"just do it". You'll be pleasantly surprised. |
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May 31, 2014 21:22
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Lately ive been favoring a longshot tech that has you hit the tank first before switching to the bowl as the stream drops off. |
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May 31, 2014 21:27
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mailorder bees! posted:Lately ive been favoring a longshot tech that has you hit the tank first before switching to the bowl as the stream drops off. sounds quite messy, but the tank deflect is actually a decent way to learn your preferred angle of attack & hone your aiming skills |
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May 31, 2014 21:31
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a little template for those of you who wish to illustrate your personal pissing w/ hardon techniques
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May 31, 2014 21:48
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| hold your hand over the toilet (palm towards you fingers down) and piss into your hand. it runs down your fingers into toilet. if you do spirit fingers you can create a soothing rippling effect | |
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May 31, 2014 21:55
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WetNightmare posted:hold your hand over the toilet (palm towards you fingers down) and piss into your hand. it runs down your fingers into toilet. if you do spirit fingers you can create a soothing rippling effect this is a very interesting technique, definitely one to try if you're into the chill-pissing scene |
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May 31, 2014 22:03
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