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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Shakugan posted:

I really don't think it's quite so simple. They are clearly using "Frank Underwood" to attract gamers, not just Kevin Spacey. A more reasonable question would be to ask if someone made a game with Ian McKellen as a wise wizard, Orlando Bloom as an elf with a bow etc, would the Tolkien estate get royalties. My bet is that yes, they would.

EDIT: I mean, just look at this thread. Look at every news article about this game. Practically all of them mention House of Cards and Frank Underwood. Activision will be profiting based off a character in a tv show they don't own. Lawsuits are surely incoming or a deal was already struck.

What kind of masks are the lawyers wearing? I need to add them to my list.

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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limaCAT posted:

45 minutes is a pretty long time for a 5 hour game.
:iamafag:

That's weird, most people(children) have hundreds of hours in these games.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Looked like 2, maybe 3 button presses in the first 2 minutes of "gameplay"

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Everyone is enjoying the Activision company meeting it looks like.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

game looks like brink and also garbage

I dunno, that one older gentleman with the open shirt, gold chain, and fake tan seemed to think it was just what we asked for.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

I say this without any irony that this game looks insultingly bad and the same poo poo again

I'm really, honestly, for realz not going to buy it until I get wazzit's first week impression this time.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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el B posted:

Keep all content strictly related to CoD: AW please and thank you.

So I can't post my new powerlifting record? I don't even understand this franchise anymore.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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He seems svelte. Probably 4.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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penis bandana posted:

There's no way there isn't already a trophy for this in your sport.

Not just one but by weight class, age group, and type of equipment used to help you lift the Spaceys

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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+ 2 more that are lying around somewhere

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Mister Macys posted:

(Or is that just two trophies?)

It's two. One for safest spotter

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Isn't tmart literally an activision spokesperson now?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Got confused if I was in the Michael Brown shooting thread for a second.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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or like akimbo 2 mw2 spases duct taped together.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Lunchboxx posted:

Oh poo poo, I have less than a week to decide if I need to get this stupid game. Is it going to be as stupid and dumb as whatever the one that was out a year ago that was stupid and dumb?

Wait two week to find out from everyone that it is, in fact, poo poo.

The two minutes that stream was up looked pretty boring.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Javes posted:

Uplink and momentum look cool, maybe we can branch out from just strictly playing domination. Also, not sure why goons didn't like hardpoint.

Good players played it, required learning something new.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Gordon Shumway posted:

I like that W/L is on there but K/D is not. And both Score and SPM, nice.

Joke's on you, gamer tag has been replaced with KD in lobbies and friends lists

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Fibby Boy posted:

Congrats on the weight lifter man for your platinum user icon there.

They thought it would get me to talk about my records less.

Have I mentioned my powerlifting records? I have many

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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ethanol posted:

modern warfare 3 was the one where you got to watch a young family get gassed in paris though

Uh, it had moabs. Not sure what you're referring to.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Soul Glo posted:

Even Ghosts was fun for its story, even if the MP was boring.

Posts like these make it easy to figure out who to listen to when I ask "is this game worth getting?" in a week or two. TY

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Q3-KhHyI0

It's gonna suck lawwwwwwwwwwwwl :unsmigghh:

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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hopterque posted:

This video owns because he's crying about not being able to see players with the lovely old gen graphics.


e: And now he's talking about how camping is the most effective strategy.




I mean it's pretty good odds the game is gonna be trash but I'm feeling pretty positive it's not gonna be trash because of lack of mobility.

He's a whiny bitch but he's been right about the previous cods

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Aphrodite posted:

He's also describing the previous cods.

Which he was right about in his pre-release opinions

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kjgZhnKzOw


penis bandana posted:

I already said I'm going to be playing. I don't understand why you're still on the fence about it.

Just asking questions....

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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So are there deathmics or what?

CheeseFactory posted:

Edit: that video that cum dumpsters posted before, that dudes complaints were all valid. Scorestreaks are dog poo poo and everyone us using the stealth perks.

hehehehoho

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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snodig posted:

I hope this will be as much fun as it has been shooting at aliens in Destiny.

Never played a CoD game before but I dislike terrorists and I really want to kill them with a super soldier.

Are you a retarded person?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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snodig posted:

I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155.

Now it feels like a call of duty release :3:

So....how many national powerlifting records do you have?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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ethanol posted:

please shout out constantly if you are playing with goons and have a xim so I know not to play with you because that poo poo is lame as fuckkkk

Why would you care how someone plays a terrible game?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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ethanol posted:

Dying and hearing a goon gloat about a 5 kdr when they're using a mouse against a bunch of controllers, just sounds like a bad time

Tell us more about your opinions of single player

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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snodig posted:

Don't worry, the game will be deserted in a month when practically everybody is running aimbot and wallhack. It doesn't matter how good the port is when the only thing that matters - multiplayer, is ruined by cheaters a few HOURS after release.

You mean like everyone's been warning you the entire thread? Did your 150 IQ or your law degree help you figure that one out?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Why would anyone read any of that?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Do all your jokes require reading walls of text in gassed threads?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Have you considered reading the thread you're posting in instead so you'd know what's going to happen with the game you wasted money on?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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objectively bad posted:

ow much do I have to lift to get your premium user icon?

I'd say 277.5 kg but they gave out out to a guy who lifts half that because he's funny and helpful instead of a strong rear end in a top hat and helpful. Pick 2!

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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snodig posted:

My certified crossfit instructor tells me anything above 50kg is a waste. Just do more reps with less weight and you will get in better shape than the tryhard that waste time trying to do something just once

Comment?

Crossfit(games) encourage moving as much weight as possible, including for one rep, with no regard for form.

C- troll

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Knifegrab posted:

I keep raging but man they need to fix this stupid loving mouse sensitivity bullshit. I swear to god it is insanely rage inducing.

Which controller are you using?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Knifegrab posted:

Mouse on... oh god... PC... what have I done!?

Don't worry, there will still be literally dozens of people playing on PC by the time it's fixed.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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de_dust posted:

I hope Wings of Redemption picks this up!!!!

Didn't he kill himself?

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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RonMexicosPitbull posted:

HOLY gently caress DEATH MICS ARE BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uNSKNkFK74

Someone make an updated version of this (no idea why youtube hosed up my old videos)

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

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Fell down some stairs...

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