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I feel like that happened to Spider Man too at one point? His suit gets damaged so he walks into a costume store and realizes the costume was higher quality than what he was already wearing.
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# ¿ May 12, 2014 04:03 |
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FuckenPunchOn posted:Dark Knight Rises. I feel like they could have easily solved that too. The bad guys raid Wayne's armory for those weapons, right? So just have a scene where after disabling the armored cars, batman disables the waynetech rifles with a remote control and bam, instant hand to hand combat. Sure it's dumb, but it would fit right in with the rest of the dumb movie. Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 03:28 on May 14, 2014 |
# ¿ May 14, 2014 03:26 |
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Just saw Days of Future past: What the hell was Xavier's telepathy powers being tied to his ability to walk? He took a pill that suppressed his powers but also allowed him to walk? How was he walking around in First Class? Also as awesome as Quicksilver's scene was I'm annoyed at how little he was actually involved in the movie You'd think his ability to be faster than bullets would be useful in stopping an assassination where someone gets shot. He just felt like kind of a deus ex machina since he's literally in the movie to solve a single problem and never relevant again
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 19:06 |
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oldpainless posted:Why didn't The Hulk just beat Loki to death? Why stop beating on him? Because it would be really out of tone with the rest of the movie if Hulk just wailed on Loki until he was red paste. Also superheroes aren't supposed to kill people.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 23:11 |
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razorrozar posted:
You'll notice not a single civilian dies on screen either. That's what I meant by tone
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 23:16 |
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WickedHate posted:So far, the Avengers are technology aided, a prince of another world, and a scientifically modified American soldier, except for the Hulk who is feared and hated. Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver will probably throw a wrench in that, though. Yeah, all they need to do is make it clear that Avengers are public heroes with known identities and mutants are vigilantes who try to keep their identities secret.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 03:47 |
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Jedit posted:Here's another for Guardians of the Galaxy. I assume it's because losing his mother was so traumatic for him that he never even had the slightest desire to go back. He couldn't even open the last gift she gave him. Going back would just remind him she was gone, when he could instead pretend to be a cool space outlaw criminal
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 11:59 |
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Tyrannosaurus posted:I think Godzilla would have been better suited if they had just followed a bunch of different people instead of the one uninteresting guy that just happens to always be in the right place. This would have also improved World War Z, where Brad Pitt's character is somehow there for like every major event around the globe and even discovers that zombies avoid sick people. Something every doctor, nurse, or anyone else working in the medical field failed to notice first
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 03:41 |
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Gaunab posted:An irritation of mine is how most trailers today are more like short films then actual trailers. i know they're supposed to get people hyped up for the movie but sometimes it's ridiculous. I saw a trailer recently that was 3 minutes long. Conversely, having trailers FOR trailers (teasers). Just show the trailer or don't show anything at all!
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 04:35 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:In Iron Man 3, why would Ben Kingsley's character, an English actor, be drinking Budweiser, of all beers? Because they paid for the product placement
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 00:48 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:I noticed this in the Dawn of the Dead remake, but also in stuff like The Walking Dead, but why does everyone go out to fight zombies in just t-shirts/sleeveless shirts? In the kind of situation where blood contact can cause an infection, wouldn't you want like thick leather and eye protection? Well in the Walking Dead universe Everyone is already infected, it's dying (to anything) that will cause you to turn into a zombie
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 01:51 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:First they had to launch the ships, then climb to a certain height, then let the computers target all the people. They knew the good guys were trying to stop them and had already sped up the schedule as much as possible. Then when everything is finally ready to go, the last guy has to go "firing in 3...2.....1.....oh poo poo we lost." He should have been mashing that button like crazy. edit: haha nope, they actually do say targets locked and then countdown Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 01:27 on Sep 18, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 22:34 |
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muscles like this? posted:Ignoring the obviously stupid part of After Earth where the aliens can't "see" you if they don't smell your fear it seems a lot of their problems would have been solved with guns. I mean, shape shifting sword staff things are cool and all but they aren't very practical against an alien race that mostly fights hand to hand. Pretty sure you could fill an entire thread of stupid poo poo from After Earth. Like how it drops below freezing at night yet Jaden spends most of his time in what is basically a tropical jungle? Why are there even plants?
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 01:33 |
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Supreme Allah posted:That's a stretch, Hitler wasn't part of a tiny minority group being actively hunted, murdered and hate-crimed. Magneto has an actual argument for self-defense. Mutants got it pretty rough in Marvel U, even the generally good ones get pissed off and go ham once in a while. You're right, Magneto is more like Israel and the sentinels are... Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 20:45 on Sep 20, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 20:42 |
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WickedHate posted:If Godzilla 98 wasn't titled Godzilla, it'd be an okay film. I liked Godzilla 98 a lot better when it was called Jurassic Park
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 02:00 |
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muscles like this? posted:The entire movie was made on a shoestring budget so it's very likely that they actually just ran out of money at that spot. I believe Skyline was supposed to be released with a tie-in video game where you take control of the main character after he gets his robot body or whatever. Game got cancelled early on but they released the movie anyway with the poo poo ending Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 06:30 on Sep 27, 2014 |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 06:28 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I haven't seen all of Season 4 Game of Thrones yet, but is there ever an explanation as to why the Targarean kids, Dany and her brother, weren't taken in by the enemies of the Lannisters, say, Elia Martell's family, when they were kids or even teenagers? As much as a lot of people hated the Mad King, you'd think someone from Elia's family or anyone who hated the Lannisters would have been all about seizing those kids and grooming them into figureheads, rather than the kids essentially being beggars for years. Because the new King was Robert Baratheon and he hated Targaryen so much that when he found out a 13 year old Targaryen girl was still alive he sent an Assassin after her. Basically if Dorne tried to shelter the Targ kids they would have faced war against everyone who declared Robert their King
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 22:19 |
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Anosmoman posted:So whenever the protagonist is completely outclassed in a hand-to-hand fight the baddie will just throw him around for a bit. First through a window, then walk over and pick him up, then throw him through some shelves, walk over an pick him up, then throw him on a table that disintegrates. Stop the inefficiency! I wanna see one of those abnormally huge/powerful guys who's actually terrifying because he would murder you if he got his hands on you instead of just moving you around a room and bruising you until you find a random object you can impale him with. I dunno know I just think it's a cop out and it's almost formulaic at this point. This bugged the poo poo out of me in Terminator Salvation. John Connor walks into a trap and gets cornered by a terminator (which for some reason is not armed with a gun) and it just throws him around the room instead of just snapping his neck or breaking him over his knee Bane Style. Hell a robot could probably easily rip out your heart or just pop your skull like the mountain
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 07:16 |
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The thing that bugs me about Nolan's Batman movies is that Bruce spends a year fighting crime as Batman for like, a year and a half at the most. There's only about a year between BB and TDK as Joker says. He then goes into hiding/retirement at the end of The Dark Knight and TDKR is like 8 years later. In the near-decade timeframe the Batman movies cover, Batman is barely Batman in it.
Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 12:56 on Oct 22, 2014 |
# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 12:51 |
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Also googling Sutton Hoo Helmet brings up a helmet(s) that look nothing like that.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 10:45 |
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Danger Mahoney posted:The hardest suspension of disbelief for me in zombie movies/shows is how animals suddenly disappear. The more aggressive carrion animals would disintegrate the entire zombie population in no time. Coyotes, buzzards, crows, and even all the roaming dogs now without owners would have no problem taking down a bunch of slow-moving exposed meat frames. Once you get into the country bears would keep pretty much every forest zombie-free. Or that no one would use bicycles. An inexpensive, fuel-free, easy to maintain (and obtain) transportation that lets you outpace zombies (even fast ones). Also most of them can go off road and transport at least 2 people. Nope, instead everyone drives around in cars or if their car breaks down, they just walk. Put like 2 bikes in the trunk or on the roof!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:47 |
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syscall girl posted:Bicycles are bad for product placement in a show for plebs. I think it's also partially because hollywood thinks bicycles are unsexy/uncool. I can't think of a single example of an action star using a bicycle, ever.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:54 |
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In Avengers when Agent coulson is explaining to Cap how Bruce Banner is a really smart guy he calls him a 'Stephen Hawking', which of course Cap has no idea who that is. Coulson just calls him a really smart person, instead of bringing up that other (arguably even more) famous smart person.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 22:54 |
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Jaramin posted:If she was intended to be Hispanic the movie does a very bad job illustrating such considering she speaks at most two lines in Spanish and has no physical features which are most common to Hispanic people. You're really not helping your case here.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 07:02 |
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dpack_1 posted:Irrational Irritation = toward the end they send two jaegers to the ocean bed. Only, Gypsy Danger is 'analogue' and runs on "50 diesel engines per muscle strand". How the gently caress are them engines getting any oxygen to keep the internal combustion going?! Obviously they're extracting oxygen molecules from all the water around it! It's a movie about giant robots punching giant monsters, don't think about it too hard. In one scene a giant robot fist punches through an office building and stops just short of obliterating a desk, but just enough force to set off a newton's cradle on it.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 03:11 |
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Did anybody ever try shooting a gun at a Wizard in the Harry potter books? It seems like most wizarding duels are two guys trading spells with spells that can be reacted to. For the most part you can't really react to a bullet pointed at you (other than wincing in pain)
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 03:10 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Meh. It took me out of the movie. I'm pretty sure most of that movie takes place in Washington DC, which would mean the body of water it fell into was probably the Potomac river or Chesapeake Bay. Wiki says the deepest that goes is about 174 feet. So not quite ocean depths Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 23:10 on Mar 3, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 23:05 |
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The complaints about pandering to Asian audiences in a movie called 'Pacific Rim' is hilarious. Even more so when you realize the Chinese Jaeger (despite being the second most advanced one) dies in like the dumbest way possible. Also the Jaeger command base operator with the Chinese name is played by a white dude. I agree the pandering gets really bad in some movies (Transformers 4 being the worst I've ever seen) but Pacific Rim is really not one of them. Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 06:00 on Mar 16, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 05:57 |
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Littlefinger saw no advantage (To him, personally) in exposing Arya, so he didn't. He only works for the Lannisters or whoever when it suits him. Remember he was ready to seize the throne with Ned until Ned decided to stick to his honor.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 00:45 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I don't think a BW movie can work as a superhero film because she's not really a superhero. She's basically a spy. That's the whole point. She was included because her backstory can easily be explained or inferred without a whole 20 minute sequence about how she got her powers/abilities and motivations. Like imagine if Scarlet Witch or Captain Marvel showed up in Iron man 2 instead and they were zapping people with their powers. They would need to devote a significant chunk of screentime to her backstory about why this person can fly and/or shoot laser beams out of their hands. Same reason they used Hawkeye really. Also because marvel has like zero interesting non-mutant female superheroes. Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 11:37 on May 20, 2015 |
# ¿ May 20, 2015 11:32 |
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Dr_Amazing posted:Thor Hammer chat: Thor is kind of a dick most of the time. How's he more worthy of anything that Captain America? How is he a dick? Also Cap can lift the hammer in the comics, and budges it a little in the movie. It's possible he ends up lifting it by Infinity War. You're real issue with it should be how Superman is somehow unworthy Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 04:20 on May 22, 2015 |
# ¿ May 22, 2015 04:17 |
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Also it's not New York City, it's "New York City". The one that got invaded by aliens and has a building called Oscorp Tower.
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# ¿ May 31, 2015 02:58 |
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Light Gun Man posted:Was it Robotech or something where they'd blow the poo poo out of planes and have some offscreen voice be like "I can see their parachutes!"? Considering like 70% of the Earth literally gets wiped out in that show I doubt it. Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 01:51 on Jun 1, 2015 |
# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 01:48 |
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In the Robocop remake during the 'reveal' of Robocop to the public there is literally a wanted criminal just hanging out in the crowd which is surrounded by police officers, standing in front of the police headquarters. It's not like he was even disguised, wearing sunglasses and a hat or something. Just a wanted criminal, hanging out in front of police headquarters and having a look at the new supercop. Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Jun 1, 2015 |
# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 07:06 |
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Aphrodite posted:The old saying was "Nobody stays dead except Bucky, Jason Todd and Uncle Ben." There's also the fact that nobody knows who the hell Skurge is. Also Gwen Stacy stayed pretty dead, although there is now an alternate universe version of her running around as Spider woman.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 10:26 |
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edit: nevermind
Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 06:36 on Jun 28, 2015 |
# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 06:32 |
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ElGroucho posted:I like the part where they kill off spend full episodes on side characters whose storyline goes nowhere I too am a fan of game of thrones
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 09:32 |
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MariusLecter posted:It's too bad the best jager name didn't make it out of viral marketing and into the movie proper, Diablo Intercept. That is a pretty badass name. Also the 3 armed jaegar was so stupid. I dont care if it was piloted by triplets, they're not mutant triplets with 3 arms.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 09:09 |
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Frostwerks posted:Must not be a big arm then. Oh I get it
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 11:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 03:50 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:An irritating moment (irrationally too, so it fits!) is in Superman : Doomsday. It's an animated movie where Superman fights, surprise, Doomsday. In the middle of the big fight, he grabs him in a full nelson and hauls him into space and instead of lobbing him into the sun or throwing him into the moon or something, he SUPLEXES HIM BACK INTO THE CITY. Dude loving craters the city he's trying to save for... gently caress I dunno what kinda reason he would have. You should watch Justice League: War. Superman attacks green lantern in the middle of a city and batman (to 'see what he can do'), and acts like a douchebag in general. That whole movie had irritatingly stupid lines and characterization. Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 10:50 on Sep 8, 2015 |
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