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Phanatic posted:Lifeforce? That movie had dangerously high levels of horny. Like, it definitely wanted to curdle your blood, but also wanted to make sure exactly where it was when it curdled.
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Len posted:Mystery Men is an underrated gem that should get more love It was made 15 years too early.
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May 28, 2021 01:37
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Carthag Tuek posted:i just rewatched pulp fiction & literally all the women are written as children. i guess i was a child myself last i saw it, but its super weird now. What's your definition of being written 'as children'?
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Jun 6, 2021 15:45
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Megillah Gorilla posted:They also have access to friends with large spacehips who could fly around the world picking people up. And mutants who can read the minds of everyone on Earth to see who wants to be picked up to make things even easier. Bruh.
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Jun 16, 2021 05:40
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Megillah Gorilla posted:In a horrible situation, where people are being abused and killed, moving to protect the innocent from being abused now is not the insane stance you think it is. Dig up.
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Jedit posted:This is literally Ultimate Wasp. Phew, lucky nothing bad will ever happen toher.
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Jun 16, 2021 12:05
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Android Apocalypse posted:Tenet is on TV right now and I'm pretty sure the suit in charge that disregarded the complaints test audiences had with the plot was Christopher Nolan. Tenet was a movie whose creator was way too proud of how clever making the movie made him feel and undeservedly so. Which is a pity because Memento was ingenious but Nolan's been on a downwards trend basically for his entire career. The plot of Tenet was actually relatively straightforward for something that gained a reputation for being confusing, but ultimately I feel that any confusion caused by the film was largely because of how poorly conveyed the action and dialogue was, with a dash of "no, that's not ingenious 4-dimensional thinking, it's actually just dumb if you think about it for more than a few seconds".
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Jul 8, 2021 15:12
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Twitch posted:Does Space Jam 2 at least contain references to the upcoming D U N C? The back and forth between Bugs and Daffy culminating in the ol' switcheroo where Bugs tricks Daffy into ripping out his own heartplug is a little gory but at least thematically consistent with the looney tunes aesthetic.
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Jul 18, 2021 22:31
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theironjef posted:That scene of the two of them tk helicopter tugging had me laughing til tears. They both did the thing where they lifted one hand for emphasis, realized how strong the other person was, and then lifted the other hand for even more emphasis. The only thing that could have salvaged that scene was if you saw Magneto in a chest up shot with both hands extended and then one of his feet rose up from the bottom of the screen and also started straining at a helicopter. I can see this in 80's spoof form with Leslie Nielsen as Magneto and it's glorious.
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Jul 20, 2021 06:15
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Sunswipe posted:I really want a Terminator movie set in the old west. This, but Predator.
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Jul 20, 2021 22:22
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Batman and Robin's main flaw is that it didn't lean into the realm of ridiculous camp nearly hard enough. It's still not a 'good' movie, but is legit enjoyable in the right frame of mind and infinitely more watchable than Forever which was ruined by a lot of things but first and foremost by Jim Carrey.
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Jul 22, 2021 02:28
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Armacham posted:Jim Carrey kind of makes sense to me, especially with how popular he was in the 90s. Tommy Lee Jones was inexplicable thought. His choice for the character was probably inevitable given his popularity at the time, but his performance and the direction (or lack thereof) he was given was inexcusably wretched.
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Jul 22, 2021 03:04
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Uncut Gems irritates me beyond all imagining because in my conception of the man it has changed Adam Sandler from an easily ignorable hack into an immense waste of potential who is as lazy as he is talented.
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Aug 6, 2021 05:49
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MariusLecter posted:Never seen Punch Drunk Love? Not until after I saw Uncut Gems and I frankly didn't really care for it (though obviously he's better in that than in Adam Sandler Productions Presents Boobfart The Movie XIV insofar as he actually acts).
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Aug 6, 2021 06:05
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Not so much a movie moment as one that's associated with movie fandom and I dunno where else to ask this. Why does half the internet seem to be constantly on Brendan Fraser's dick? I mean, the guy is a competent B-list actor who iirc was pretty active in the late 90's and early 2000's and who was moderately amusing in the George of the Jungle film remake, but every now and then I go on imgur and there's dozens of front-page trending images of the guy usually with some text proclaiming how fabulous the guy is and I feel like I'm missing something.
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Aug 17, 2021 09:44
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Rascar Capac posted:Probably a combination of nostalgia for the films he was in (lots of the internet is now in the nostalgia-for-20-years-ago bracket) and sympathy that his career was hosed up by him being the victim of a sexual assault.  I clearly am not up on my celebrity personal lives news. gently caress. Memento posted:Why though? Imgur doesn't need you to have an account to upload anything, and apart from being an image host it's also a near-*chan level cesspit. Sometimes I like to search for the word "Kitten" and never read the comments.
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Aug 17, 2021 10:03
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packetmantis posted:turn around, Breetai Every now and then I look at cats. 
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Aug 18, 2021 09:49
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yeah I eat rear end posted:that's just asking for a new genre where the modern phone system breaks down because the monster breaks the internet, and then a salty group of old timers wire up their morse codes or telegrams or whatever to save the day. I'm looking forward to it. Independence Day did this just over a quarter of a century ago. 
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Sep 28, 2021 23:46
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I had to stop watching the Oats shorts because they are universally visually gorgeous portrayals of neat concepts that invariably leave you feeling utterly dissatisfied.
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Oct 14, 2021 04:18
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BiggerBoat posted:Topher Grace who is for some reason motivated to pray in church so god will kill Peter for... That scene in the church (specifically the please kill him line) got a roar of laughter in the theatre I saw it in, and everyone in the audience simultaneously checked out of caring about that dumbass movie. The overall mood just palpably changed in an instant, it was incredible.
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Oct 28, 2021 00:27
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Ready or not should have ended with nothing supernatural going on at all. Just the sun rises and... Nothing. Rich assholes have been killing others to maintain their position for no good reason is a much more compelling tale
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Nov 10, 2021 09:19
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Unrelated note: why are there never any toilets in alien prisons in movies/tv? They are always these clean sanitary spaces guarded by an energy field. Where does the turds go You pee/poop on the energy field and it disintegrates, bing bong so simple.
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Nov 11, 2021 03:32
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Massive hog Jango was a Gammorian?
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Nov 14, 2021 23:21
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MadDogMike posted:Cops can read? At least 14 words, yes.
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Dec 12, 2021 02:03
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Blood Nightmaster posted:Yeah GLOW getting cancelled was one of the first things to come to mind re: Netflix canning poo poo too soon. Great cast on that one The bit in the first season where they're at the local indie gig and all of a sudden it just clicks for Debbie and excitedly exclaims "this whole thing is a soap opera" was the exact moment I fell in love with the show. The Christmas Carol and the Liza Minelli bits from S3 were great too.
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Dec 15, 2021 06:26
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If you don't cry in response to the first 10 minutes of Pixar's Up, Harrison Ford is legally allowed to shoot you in the head.
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Dec 26, 2021 20:47
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Gromit posted:Is it an IIMM if I say that awkwafina is terrible in everything as she is a non-actor and ruins every scene in everything I've seen her in (which is, admittedly, only 2 or 3 shows)? Am I just somehow blind to her chops? She was loving hilarious in the latest Jumanji movie, her DeVito impression is amazing.
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Beachcomber posted:They Live is really overdue a remake. Yeah, that'd be handled loving perfectly. I'm picturing a slicker, shinier aesthetic; get some big names in there maybe The Rock and Chris Pratt; give them sexier jobs because nobody wants to watch some story about depressing homeless people day labouring! Using Google glasses as the special glasses will really help out with marketing synergy and brand messaging, and we can make the main bad guy a Trump analogue because we want to make They Live but this time it'll have a message about social issues attached to it! It'll average 1 star on IMDb and gross three hundred million dollars more than the original.
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PhazonLink posted:furries have been a thing ever since myths about human animal hybrids. Babyfurs snoofin' pamps, on the other hand, are a more recent invention.
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Len posted:It's a comedy with Leslie Nielsen and I haven't laughed at him yet. Surely you can't be serious.
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BrigadierSensible posted:re: divorced people getting back together in family movies. It also teaches children that a father can stalk their ex wife and children without facing any legal repercussions. 
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Mar 4, 2022 03:32
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Cat rear end Trophy posted:
From the third time it happened each subsequent iteration got a louder and louder laugh of derision from the audience. I've never heard a theatre full of people poo poo on a movie as hard as that with the possible exception of the "please kill him" prayer scene in Spider-Man 3.
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Mar 4, 2022 06:53
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Elissimpark posted:I was looking at Wikipedia trying to figure which non-english Woo films I'd seen, and I have a theory that when people say they like Woo, what they mean is that they like Chow Yun-Fat. It's like how some people say they like Mel Brooks movies but they actually like Gene Wilder movies.
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Also the scene in which a woman physically retaliates against a stranger who attempts to at the very least physically and very likely sexually assault her after already having also made an attempt earlier in the movie is used as the turning point that signifies her status as a villain.
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Mar 30, 2022 05:56
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Men, on the other hand, are proficient at speed running sexual encounters (50% completion).
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Apr 1, 2022 00:51
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Ideally the cgi should have been rendered using tiny spider shaped voxels.
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Apr 9, 2022 03:51
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2010's Piranha is an excellent good bad movie that I highly recommend.
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oldpainless posted:I legitimately believe Prometheus is a movie where it gets better on repeat viewings. Most people seemed to really dislike it when it first came out but there’s lots of details/story beats that you’re not gonna pick up on until an 8th or 9th watch at the earliest. Imagine being that poor at conveying the point of the movie you're directing.
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May 9, 2022 03:11
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Would those full-size body pillows count as a toy? I bet they have a lot to say. They get to speak after the my little pony in a mason jar.
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muscles like this! posted:There was an old webcomic that did something like that as a gag. The Blue Fairy brings a sex doll to life and she instantly hangs herself. Sexy Losers. Now that's a horrible, horrible blast from the past.
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