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Do you really think Captain America would care about Paris being destroyed? Do you think that A on his head stands for France?
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Vegetarian mosquitoes, duh.
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Mar 3, 2018 01:17
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I always thought the T-1000 had a very mercurial temperament.
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May 10, 2019 19:24
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No, but you could wish for a candle of invocation, use that to summon an efreeti, and get wishes from him.
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Jul 14, 2019 22:34
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Sounds like a real method actor.
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Jul 25, 2019 02:50
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packetmantis posted:The Brave One with Jodie Foster is pretty good, but that might just be because I love Jodie Foster. Welcome to the forums, Mr. Hinckley.
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Dec 4, 2019 16:00
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Some Like It Hot had some irritating moments, I agree.
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Jan 14, 2020 21:05
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I read that as Patrick Swayze and had some bad news for you.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:42
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If I take the sheets off my bed, will it protect me?
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Feb 16, 2020 00:38
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So they sent the anti-reg guys to Ohio?
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Mar 4, 2020 22:07
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My IIMM for that movie is that Rico orders the clone computer to ditch the old sample and take a new one from him. He's got the exact same DNA as the previous sample, FFS.
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Mar 18, 2020 06:52
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Tunicate posted:Your mutant immunity to smallpox would mean that you'd like, put yourself in an inverted containment suit that's full of smallpox virus, and shoot people with viruses if they got in your way as you committed crimes You'd be part of Warpath's rogue's gallery.
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May 4, 2020 20:34
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Let me guess, it was a black lab?
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Jun 16, 2020 23:49
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why does anyone even feel the need to consult the rulebook to see if dogs/puppies can compete in a sport? If a dog shows up in uniform to play for my team, i'm not going to say hold on a second, is this legal. No, i'm going to let the dog carry us to victory, and the other team will not dispute it because who would do that? It's a dog, how good could it be? You, me, Iditarod (no items, Fox only, final destination)
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Jun 18, 2020 03:45
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So you've not watched it since it was in theaters?
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Jun 20, 2020 03:58
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value-brand cereal posted:When people are talking on the talkie talkies [talky walkys?] but they don't say OVER! when they finish their sentences. Makes me mad. A reverse IIMM is that in Tremors, Burt and Heather always use correct etiquette on the radio.
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Jul 15, 2020 20:43
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Toy Story 2 sort of gives the lie to this, though, since Woody has no idea he's got a backstory and identity beyond "Woody the Cowboy" until he encounters the other toys in his lineup. It would be interesting to see a prequel that dealt with that - perhaps a fading of memory as the Woody toys fell off the shelves and Woody acclimates himself to being a (singular) child's toy instead of part of a media blitz. Woody was just repressing memories. The loss of Sexy Doll was really hard on him, you know.
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Aug 10, 2020 05:17
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Wasabi the J posted:So does GRRM being bad with numbers mean that the women in his books might be even younger when they're being sexually assaulted?? No, but they are considerably taller than first thought.
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Oct 12, 2020 19:02
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Krispy Wafer posted:Yeah, Ryan’s life is basically the Truman Show. Just enough people to make it not too weird, but definitely not normal. This will explain everything.
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Oct 24, 2020 03:25
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Fly Molo posted:oh you mean Independence Day Now that's what I call a close encounter. 
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Nov 20, 2020 06:01
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Barry Bluejeans posted:one advantage castle freak has is that it features a guy ripping off his own ding dong Eh, it doesn't feature a guy being killed with a submarine sandwich so I say it's less than Invisible Maniac.
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Jan 15, 2021 00:17
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A God drat vampire Pomeranian!?
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Jan 25, 2021 22:06
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Memento posted:Between Triple H pretending to be able to act, Wesley Snipes refusing to act, Ryan Reynolds trying his best to make it interesting and the insanity of the plot, yeah, the third movie is the most entertaining. Also Dominic Purcell chewing the hell out of the scenery as Dracula. Push El Burrito posted:Also a God drat vampire's Pomeranian. Also, the correct response is "gently caress me sideways!" Also, I use "also" too drat much, jeez.
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Jan 26, 2021 01:32
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Eh, I loved "John Doe" enough that I have rose colored glasses, I guess.
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Jan 26, 2021 01:34
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SimonChris posted:The X-Files episode "Bad Blood" had Mulder escape from a vampire like this. Said vampire also had fake fangs and was only catatonic from being staked rather than dead. Loved that episode.
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Jan 26, 2021 22:58
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Said Bond actor then died, went to Heaven, and punched out God. So at least we know God is a woman.
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Feb 2, 2021 22:28
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Like the beginning of The Thing, or the surrendering soldiers at Normandy in Saving Private Ryan.
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Feb 25, 2021 16:40
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Immediately followed by all the cops standing around while the firestarter mutant fucks around with a lighter before throwing fire everywhere. Not the worst part of that scene; that'd be the bit just before that where Iceman's mother equates being a mutant with homosexuality by going "have you tried not being a mutant?" That part irritates me because unlike homosexuals, some mutants are inherently dangerous and it's understandable for people in the X Men universe to be afraid of mutants and argh.
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Feb 27, 2021 03:36
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I'll concede that I was considering more than what is shown in the movies. The specific one I was thinking of is a kid in a one off whose mutant power was basically to kill everyone around him just by existing. Wolverine eventually mercy kills him I think.
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Feb 27, 2021 11:25
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yeah I eat rear end posted:can't taste the ancient alien juices with your helmet on Name/post etc.
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Mar 12, 2021 23:15
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Technically I think the stay puft dude was a tulpa. He was created from the thoughts of Ray, albeit by a god instead of meditation. So by thinking of Stay Puft, Ray committed a mea tulpa?
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Mar 21, 2021 01:41
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Is it true that Magic Hitler only had one crystal ball?
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Mar 25, 2021 14:39
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Anyone who listened to Three Doors Down would know, duh.
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Apr 7, 2021 20:46
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In Disney's Cars, there is a popemobile, Pope Pinion IV. Why isn't it Pope Prius? (also, Jesus Chrysler, the Cartholic Church, etc.)
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Apr 12, 2021 21:48
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Self censoring for the Chinese market, perhaps? (I know they censor skeletons in games like WoW, I dunno about animal skeletons)
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May 17, 2021 18:33
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Okay, with the large size that'll be $7.38 at the 2nd window, please pull around.
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May 24, 2021 17:39
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That Italian Guy posted:This is more common than you think: for example, me and my twin are always doing it. Account sharing? Mods!
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Jun 26, 2021 19:33
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That Italian Guy posted:I don't want to search for porn on MOTHER; but according to stats it looks like most people would. In conclusion, future-porn is a land of contrasts, I guess. You can only search MILF porn, anway.
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Aug 30, 2021 19:28
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On the upside, they're probably afraid to complain about the noise.
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More like a ziggurat. Squat, covered in overgrowth, and sometimes used for human sacrifice.
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