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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

SylvainMustach posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta

Luke Magnotta. One of the grisliest killers in a long time, kills Chinese student, dismembers the corpse and sends out the limbs to various Canadian political parties. Guys like this, at least in the past, tend to escalate so it was amazing, and fortunate, that he was caught relatively soon after his first murder.

I think someone mentioned in the previous thread that he was a goon. True or not, it lead me to wonder if there were any other killers who frequented the forums.

It's... actually stranger than that. I'd vaguely remembered the guy's name popping up in the context of Karla Homolka (on these very forums), I'd punched the guy's name into google, and nothing substantial appeared. What had been happening was that he'd been attention-seeking throughout the entire internet, setting up pages and facebook profiles and even writing up his own wikipedia page (which were promptly deleted because he wasn't notable).

It's only after he'd been doing this poo poo for years that he finally mans up and murders someone. I was definitely surprised when his name popped up again. Congrats dude, you finally have your attention.

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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
I don't think he was a goon, he just played some lovely browser MMO that goons also played, and some kind of knew him.

Fragrag posted:

Goon murderers? Well, there was Bomber1666. I remember the thread shortly after I registered and I remember several goons coming out the woodwork who were somehow related to the victims. :smith:

Ooh, I remember that thread.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Everything I've read makes Kruschev to be an okayish guy, and Brezhnev to be a total rear end in a top hat.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Ah, I assumed since he denounced Stalin, he wasn't a part of that system. I was wrong!

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
fuuck this is what you get for making assumptions that because stalin was bad and brezhnev was bad that the last guy was not as bad :eng99:

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Have Chemtrails! people ever flown in a plane before?

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Anonymous never forgives, it never forgets.

Except it's basically forgotten about Scientology while the C of S probably has a few dossiers on the porn habits of most of 4chan.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
okay now thats going too far

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

MrGreenShirt posted:

That robot's even better in motion!



He was using it to scare baby monkeys into choosing which "mother" they preferred, a fluffy "mother" or a terrifying wire-mesh "mother" that dispensed milk.

Holy poo poo I need this as a new avatar

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
a brilliant decision making algorithm!

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Bottle rocket up the nose.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

BurroughsBane posted:

Holy poo poo... I had no idea until now that The Green Man was based on a real-life person :stare: The Green Man was (is?) a ubiquitous scary story that anyone in my area could tell you about. I think a bunch of college kids even did a PBS/SyFy/somesuchstation special on Green Man's Tunnel a few years ago - there was no mention of it being based on an actual man. I am mortified that the scariest thing in my childhood is actually based on a lonely, disfigured old man....

A few years ago? I remembered reading that very wiki page years ago. Checking the revision history, it goes back to 2007.

Those guys could have just tapped 9 characters into google and saved themselves the embarrassment.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
That's a legitimate technique if you're trying to make strains with particular traits.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

It says something that a bunch of militia types and the moonie times were the ones to report on it.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Imagined posted:

I present this overachiever, Thomas Midgley, Jr. He was perhaps the closest thing we'll ever have to a literal Captain Planet villain. This one person invented not one but two products whose environmental effects your great grandchildren will still be dealing with: leaded gasoline and chlorofluorocarbons. It's pretty easy to definitively state that the world would literally be better if he'd never been born.

Fortunately he got the kind of end he deserved -- as an invalid, choked to death by his own invention.

I could forgive him a little for his invention of CFCs. Their problem is not they they were reactive and toxic, but that they are so unreactive that they could float up into the stratosphere completely intact before they start breaking down ozone into oxygen. He solved a big problem, as preceding refrigerant gases were toxic enough to kill people who worked around them.

On the other hand, he really should have known better with leaded gasoline. poo poo, he even gave himself lead poisoning working with it, and he was working to pump it out of cars.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Syd Midnight posted:

I think he had a bit of a chemistry background, but he wasn't going for hard sci-fi, he just wanted a plausible sounding macguffin. His ice-nine isn't the biggest plot hole in the book, anyways.

So what was that other plot hole? All I remember of that book was how cynical it was.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Pharnakes posted:

Surely everybody acknowledges that fossil fuels are an un-ideal, transient stage in our (hopefully) development. It's just a question of when you think we should be getting off that train and on to something sustainable, and what exactly defines "sustainable".

For example I saw an interesting article a while back from a study that was suggesting that nuclear, and maybe even geothermal cannot be the permanent answer, and at best could be a better than fossil fuels stop gap simply because they will still cause global warming eventually. The vast majority of damage from fossil fuels comes from acid rain and the greenhouse effect causing excessive heat from the sun to be trapped, but at the end of the day even if we get to practical fusion in time, we will still be causing global warming. All that energy we will be making has to go somewhere and except for the minute percent radiated into space as light or other EM emissions, ultimately it will all end up as heat in the atmosphere.

Eventually we have to source all our energy from the sun, directly or indirectly, since that is is energy that would end up in the earth's system anyway. Obviously stopping greenhouse emissions would buy us probably several centuries of time to come up with ways of harvesting the sun's power, since direct heat emissions from us using energy is only a tiny fraction of the current cause of global warming, but it still made me think about just how incredibly fragile we are on this world, and how very little leeway we have for fuckups. Assuming of course that we haven't already irrevocably hosed up and it just takes such a vast system longer than current estimates to demonstrate we are on a downward spiral.

Source the article, because it sounds like pile of nonsense. According to the wiki article and its source, the earth receives 174 petawatts of power from the sun. In other words, 174 petajoules every second. Human civilization consumes 18 terawatts of power, in other words, 15 terajoules per second. 1 petawatt is 1000 terawatts. The energy blasted from the sun onto the earth vastly outstrips what we burn from fossil fuels, and the downside of that is not the direct heating, but the indirect heating from the planet retaining more heat from the sun.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Actually that's not hard, store some of that energy as synthetic chemical fuels, and use it as reaction mass.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel

(And this isn't even particularly efficient)

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

theflyingorc posted:

C'mon.

There's just so much ridiculous stuff. "His shoulders were too wide to fit into the mat". Which makes it all the more impressive that they managed to roll him up in the mat after they killed him. Every single point of contention is hearsay on top of hearsay. "There's no footage of him climbing into the mat" so the only possible explanation is that he was murdered and then rolled into the mat, which was then placed at the scene without THAT being caught on video? There's "blood splatter" on the wall - uh, are we trying to suggest they beat him to death immediately next to the mat? Yes, there's stuff that looks weird, but it's not pointing to anything!

Surely you realise there is a difference between crawling into a mat using the force of your arms, and being placed in the middle of a mat and being rolled up.

Maybe it's worth considering if your brilliant takedown of those uppity parents can be refuted with even the slightest bit of thought.

Quite frankly I have no idea what happened, and I'll let the feds get a handle on it because they don't seem to have a stake in protecting their ol' boys. If they say it was an accident, then I'd be satisfied.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

shock.wav posted:

This is a recurring theme in House.

Dr. House, on a few occasions, argues that selflessness and generosity are symptoms of a neurological condition, and such attributes can never occur naturally.

Please don't watch House for the science.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_selection

Altruism is a very useful strategy because it helps pass on some of your genes, even if you will not be the one personally carrying it out. Your body is but a host for the genes to persist in the world.

It's also worth considering that humans don't organise them into just families, but troupes, and clans, and tribes. A lone family is easy pickings, a whole village is a good survival strategy. So we even share our resources with those we are not related to, because what helps the entire society can help your family as well.

Vampire bats can do similar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reciprocal_altruism
http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/280/1753/20122573

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
I don't like to get partisan on random poo poo, but the republicans had passed a bill forcing all Helium stocks to be dumped on the market for way below what it is really worth.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

atomicthumbs posted:

sMALL GOVERNMENT

Hmm, doing more research recently, my "gently caress the republicans" attitude was probably simplistic.

At least they've recently bumped up the price of the stuff.

http://www.investopedia.com/articles/fundamental-analysis/12/helium.asp

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Why on earth do life preservers have a weight requirement?

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
That guy who killed and hosed a another guy and then mailed body parts to news agencies had been posted about on SA long ago.

History is constantly happening.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Buh posted:

There's already been like three or four goon murderers, we passed that point years ago. Someone with a better memory please to list them ITT

Clarification, the gay porn actor who murdered a dude and mailed out his body parts wasn't an actual goon. He was posted to this site in the context of Karla Homolka. What had happened was that the guy had been spreading rumours across the internet that he had married Homolka. And when you googled the guy's name, nothing came up, which was quite confusing.

That murder was part of a PR campaign for him to become famous.

The cops caught him in a net cafe while he was searching for himself.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
So what it comes down is that Everest is full of lowest-common denominator climbers, who would be completely incompetent to carry out some kind of rescue.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Wild T posted:

THOR was an awesome idea in theory. Some ideas were scaled sized of projectiles from full-sized ones (your telephone poles) for hardened bunkers down to small-diameter or cluster rods for raining hypervelocity molten metal down on troop formations or other large area targets.

The problem was getting such a large system in orbit without anyone noticing. For full coverage you'd need a lot of satellites, and the second that a world power found out they'd be deploying anti satellite missiles to knock them out if you ever pushed too far. Blowing up satellites creates a lot of debris, taking down more satellites and before you know it low orbit is a junkyard of hell metal destroying anything you try to put up. It ended up not being worth starting an orbital Cold War that could gently caress up our entire global satellite networks when you can just produce a few thousand drones and slap some Hellfires on them. Not as sexy, admittedly, but it works.

Rods from God sound like the least efficient way to blow something up ever. It costs $4000-10000 to a kilo of mass into low earth orbit, and all that energy comes from rocket fuel. All that effort just to drop an inert payload, when you could drop one stuffed with explosives instead.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Bitch please Henry Darger is weaksauce.

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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
I'd be more compassionate towards people suffering a psychosomatic illness if they weren't trying to use it a casus belli to invade the CIA's historical enemies and murder hundreds of thousands of people and deliver an entire island to maga psychopaths.

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