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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

malleusmalefic posted:

Solid post. Thank you for posting it.


Well just because it was sudden doesn't mean it wasn't unplanned. Things could have gone wrong or whatever. Why would the guy make himself so unidentifiable? You'd think he wouldn't give that much of a poo poo if he was going to kill himself. Also all the clothing tags, the odd brand of cigarette they found on him, the whole poetry thing. He could have escaped somewhere he was being held or while he was bein transported or something, managed to run away and then in a drug-induced haze ended up on the beach before dying.

Also if these people had means of destroying anything that could possibly idenfity him, they probably wouldn't worry too much about where he was found.

Him getting rid of all his ID ahead of time so he wouldn't be traced back to his family makes a little more sense to me than him escaping/being placed somewhere because of something spy related where they took all his IDs but left him with cigs and mysterious code fragments

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

He fell in facefirst trying to get some shoes stored inside and became unconscious. It has always been the same narrative, but he "looked beat up" so there were a bunch of weird conspiracy theories.

honestly falling into a rolled up gym mat that for some reason had his shoes in it and getting "lodged" is such a bizarre and unlikely series of events that I would've been questioning the hell out of it regardless of the rest of the story

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

Yea I always thought it was strange that the cannibal guy from Japan has been able to live such a public life without any real problems that I know of. I mean I know Dexter isn't real but I'd think the guy would have to fear for his safety, or at least become a recluse and withdraw from the public. What about the family of the girl he murdered? Do they get like half his income or something?

I watched a really interesting documentary on him including interviews and he's not really a celebrity so much as a morbid curiosity. He gets drug out for weird interviews and stuff like that every full moon but he's almost destitute because no one will hire him for anything and he basically lives completely isolated and depressed. I think it ended with him talking about how much his life sucked and how he was either going to kill himself eventually or was just ready to die or something

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Warrahooyaargh posted:

Time lapse footage of her opening her eyes due to temperature changes:

http://www.cultofweird.com/death/rosalia-lombardo-blinking-mummy/

that is creepy as poo poo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

JibbaJabberwocky posted:

I want this to be real and not a troll. It's always more fun when it's something local that a goon has firsthand knowledge of. Unless it's something like what goes on in my town, in which case the mystery isn't so fun. There's whole mountain of uncaught serial rapists that have been active in my small city since the 70s, none of whom have been caught. Doesn't seem like our police force has put a lot of effort into catching any of these guys though, certainly there isn't a lot of information on any of the cases, even the most recent ones.

Quit leaving everyone hanging you chutney ferret

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Olewithmilk posted:

Even spookier, some posters don't read the post they're quoting before replying with the same wikipedia links.

yikes! guess I won't be sleeping tonight

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Every doctor I've dealt with has been if anything TOO insistent on me having tons of tests done, I've never had one shrug off a problem I've had. I get bronchitis generally once a year like clockwork around winter and my doc always wants me to get my chest x-rayed for pneumonia even though I've done that twice in the past and it's always bronchitis. Why would you not take a patient seriously if it literally just means more money to you or at the very least a brief recommendation to a specialist or something? Doesn't seem like it'd be any skin off their balls

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Centripetal Horse posted:

As an aside, every time I see you post, my brain reads your name as "Aesop Poopsock."

Probably something else I should talk to my doctor about

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Now that I look back on it, I don't think the animals they ate were alive (at least not all of them), but rather were just freshly killed. And as far as social conditioning is concerned, Charles Domery in particular appears to have expressed regret about killing and eating a cat, and indicated that he was empathetic to a significant degree toward their plight and suffering. Don't know how much that can be said for Tarrare, but at the very least, it seems like both men had some form of functioning moral conscience.

What confounds me is how either man could've eaten the things that they ate while suffering relatively few outwardly-apparent negative side effects from doing so, and how either man was able to adequately digest it all. Domery in particular hardly ever vomited up any of the things he ate unless it included huge quantities of meat. Domery also doesn't appear to have undergone too many major hygienic effects from eating as much as he did; compare this to Tarrare, who stank to high holy heaven on a constant basis, and whose reakage was so rear end-heinous that his body may have given off visible, cartoon-like stink vapors (then again, he was also French, sooo... :france::downsrim:).

Unfortunately, since historical records about Domery are scarce and we don't have any record of his autopsy, and since there aren't any other well-documented cases of anybody else with similar symptoms, we don't have much info to help us say exactly what could've caused either man's condition. Both men's wiki pages offer some physical descriptions that might be useful from a pathological perspective, though. From Tarrare's page:


There's also this, from Tarrare's autopsy:

Both those guys have been discussed in the this thread and previous versions of it and I think most people are of the idea that neither men probably existed, or at least not to the extent they're reported on. Especially considering the similarities between the two men and the fact that they were contemporaries, meaning they were probably just one set of stories or wives tales that spread around under different names at the time.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

A Spider Covets posted:

i like ghosts and demon possession related things. i dont actually believe in ghosts or possession but i love the idea and find it fun to pretend-believe. pls post a bunch of really cool stories about ghosts/demon posession and i will, in turn, post a funny animal gif for u. or a spooky gif, if the OP desires.

tia

The Borley Rectory was always one of my favorites when I was a kid if only because of all the crazy poo poo that was supposed to happen in and around it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

The death roller coaster would be my suicide of choice, but only if they put it in like Great America or something. I love roller coasters so spending a day riding them, drinking, and eating funnel cakes followed by a final ride would be a pretty great day.

I feel like the looming death coaster might put a damper on non-suicide related family vacations

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MikeCrotch posted:

Linked from the macro thread of all places, but it turns out Saddam Hussein hired a calligrapher to make a Qu'ran inked from the ol' president's blood: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Quran

This always seemed like something the South Park version of Saddam would do rather than the actual real life person

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

pookel posted:

I keep wondering about something that seems crass to ask, re: anchorites and the like.

Where did they poop???

Like everyone else at the time I'm going to guess "in a pan that they threw out the window"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

pookel posted:

But .... they didn't have windows? I wonder if they really were handing out pans through the food slot. The other option I can think of is that the room would include some sort of hole-in-the-floor pit toilet.

I especially wonder this when they talk about people walled up with only a "tiny" slot for food.

Most of the actual anchorite dwellings I've seen had windows for light and stuff at least

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That video is still one of the most chilling I've ever seen, and I've seen some awful poo poo. I only watched it once years ago but it's still really fresh in my head. The part where they're all jammed in the doorway moments before it bursts into flames will probably never leave my memory.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

muscles like this? posted:

Something that most people probably would be surprised to learn was how pinball used to be illegal in big cities for quite a long time.

There were still places police were raiding because of pinball in the late 70s

edit: and apparently Nashville still had a ban on children under 18 even being within 10 feet of a pinball machine up until a few years back, and it's still illegal to play pinball on Sunday in Ocean City NJ

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

I actually have nightmares reliving my most horrifying sleep paralysis experience where I was asleep on my couch in college and a big massive gruesome creature lumbered closer and closer to the front door, threw it open and lunged at me. I woke up throwing myself off the couch. I used to get really fragmented sleep from booze and college shenanigans, so I had fairly frequent sleep paralysis from my garbage sleep. That's the only one I relive now, almost a decade later.

I know in the past sleep paralysis became looked down on in this/previous threads but I still think they make for some of the creepiest stories and I love hearing people's accounts of them. Any details as to what the creature looked like and what exactly was happening in the dream?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

InediblePenguin posted:

considering that being unconscious changes and slows your breathing, and the horse was receiving oxygen therapy, perhaps there were clinical reasons not to sedate the horse? I'm not really gonna play blame-the-victim second-guessing games about it myself though because I'm not a veterinarian and might be talking through my rear end

The Ruddha horse quotes (ctrl+f horse) on this page back up how ridiculously easy it is for horses to die or kill themselves so odds are that horse was going to die regardless of whether it exploded or not http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3520914&userid=91217&perpage=40&pagenumber=3

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

moller posted:

Why are my cats changing color? I recall hearing a song about this once.

I feel like the answer to this is past the huge spikes jutting out of the ground

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Yoshimo posted:

Does anyone remember a story about some sort of Soviet-era wargaming exercise that involved the crew of some radar/radio facility switching on all their gear, only they'd disabled the safety mechanisms (or something along those lines) and half the crew were still out on the radar dish/array thingy, and ended up getting cooked alive?

I swore there was a news article several years ago about some guys cleaning a huge industrial microwave and accidentally triggering the starting mechanism and getting cooked alive but suspiciously I can't actually find it through google anymore.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Literally Kermit posted:

No harm done. Take this as a token of goon will that we shall not quarrel soon again:



hahaha

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Randalor posted:

Please, please, can we go back to the world of plane crashes and psycho murderers?

Speaking of, there's one I remember reading about years ago, where a Japanese woman was abducted, tortured and raped for over 40 days by four of her classmates and when she finally died, they disposed of her body in a cement barrel. The wiki page doesn't go into much detail though, I remember it used to go into what the coroner's report said they did to her in that time. It was hosed up what they did to her.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

I remember reading through this years ago, and it is way, way more disturbing than the medical+delusion poo poo you seemed to be more bothered by

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Screaming Idiot posted:

Kennedy was a president, and then he died. Lincoln was a president, and he died too.

COINCIDENCE?

Most presidents, actually, have died. Seems like the ones still living should be interrogated about it but i'm not the police

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This is the most boring article I've ever read. No wonder this couple doesn't have any friends

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Centripetal Horse posted:


The husband said nope, and hung up. The wife is acting like the other dude came through the phone line with his cock in one hand and a bottle of almond champagne in the other.

That last line killed me

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Nckdictator posted:

Somehow things make alot more sense when you read the author's one other article.

http://www.salon.com/2015/07/13/how_anal_sex_ruined_my_relationship/

Ahahaha holy poo poo I've read this article before. This woman is so ridiculous I'm having a hard time believing this isn't like the Onions ask Jean series

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Centripetal Horse posted:

Not outside of James Woods-David Cronenberg collaborations.


Your name kills me. No matter how many times I see it, my brain insists on reading "Poopsock."

I instantly regret that it's not that now

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

13Pandora13 posted:

M'goons


(it's not something I'll buy again but I've had worse, and I don't blame the French for telling them they can't call it champagne)


(edit)

The only champagne glass I have is the gooniest thing ever. :iamafag:

Why do Chipotle have an aziz Ansari quote on their bag?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ArchangeI posted:

People creating elaborate identities around the foods they do/don't eat is honestly pretty unnerving. Why do they have such a desperate need to feel superior to someone just because they like/dislike broccoli?

People do this with literally anything that has to do with existing or living. But yeah its hard to read anyone (especially on SA) telling other people the right way to eat food without rolling my eyes. I like a rare steak and a medium rare burger but I'd never talk down to someone like the way they consume nourishment is objectively worse than mine

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

showbiz_liz posted:

Holy poo poo.

I'd heard about this when it first happened but I hadn't read the texts. Jesus Christ that's not something I should've read while I'm trying to go to sleep, that's heartbreaking. She took advantage of a mentally ill kid so she could feel some sort of power or something in encouraging him to kill himself.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ArchangeI posted:

There is some evidence that he didn't want to go through with it and she convinced him to go back and finish it. Pretty sure that counts as having a hand in someone's death, and that is very much illegal. From the article it seems she is charged with manslaughter instead of murder, though. Not sure why. Seems pretty premeditated to me.

Some evidence? Even in just the messages between the two of them he tries to back out of it (and does a few times) a bunch and she won't let him get away from it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sarcopenia posted:

Yeah, I probably should have put a trigger warning on there, as I actually got pretty triggered by this myself :smith:
If I had, had someone in my life like her when I was younger I would probably not have been here today. So sad...

Until she was found out she helped raise over 2000$ for suicide prevention charities and it seems like the boy's family still supports her to some degree because they can't see what she benefited from this. She has a history of lying for attention.
Munchhausen is probably a good bet on this one.

They still support her? What the gently caress? Maybe she wasn't lying when she claimed the family wouldn't care

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Girl wasn't even "dating" him it seems like their relationship was almost exclusively text and phone based. She just wanted to be responsible for someone killing themselves and then reap the attention afterwards by pretending to have been close to him

That said trying juveniles as adults is really loving stupid and negates the whole idea of juvenile court in the first place. You can't just decide to prosecute a child ad an adult because their case is deemed exceptional or had a lot of media attention or whatever

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
16 year old Honduran girl was apparently buried alive, and her screams prompted people to try to save her but it was too late. Apparently this poo poo still happens in 2015


http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2015/08/25/watch-16-year-old-presumed-dead-broken-out-coffin-after-relatives-hear-her/?intcmp=obinsite

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Basebf555 posted:

I don't think they would have guessed he would have had a spinal injury based on what happened in the match, its not like he got dropped on is head or anything. At first they probably just thought he got knocked out or had a concussion, which happens all the time, and wrestlers are usually able to at least improvise a quick finish to the match when it happens.

The weirdest thing is how he still managed to fall in the exact proper set up for the 619 considering he was already dead

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

crumby posted:

youre retarded nigga

He's not wrong

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Celery Face posted:

In the late 80's, two young men moved into a crappy apartment in San Francisco, next door to a couple of old, angry drunks. The roommates got so fed up with the constant arguing that they put it on tape and passed copies around their friends. It went viral.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shut_Up,_Little_Man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttynUsu7Dxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HmtpHKPIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJspYSFBxtk

In 1995, SF Weekly tracked down the surviving neighbour (he died of liver failure the year after) and did an interview with him. I almost cried reading it. Don't get me wrong, the tapes are hilarious but when you find out about the background stuff, it gets depressing fast.
http://www.sfweekly.com/sanfrancisco/shut-up-little-man/Content?oid=2132286

Yeah I've seen these posted here as humor before but it's all so mind-numbingly depressing I've never been able to listen for more than a minute or so

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ElwoodCuse posted:

Her boyfriend was suicidal and she encouraged him to do it so people would feel sorry for her and she could get to be a famous advocate? That somehow seems even worse than just run of the mill bullying.

How long did you have that page of this thread open for cause I feel like that conversation is from like a week ago

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Imagined posted:

The link about the campground murders posted earlier reminded me about this horror from my neck of the woods. The Oklahoma Girl Scout murders. It's basically the exact nightmare scenario that every parent worries about when sending their kids off to camp that totally never happens, except this time it did. In 1977 three girls, between ages 8 and 10, were abducted from their tent during a thunderstorm on the first night of summer camp in a fully occupied campground and raped and murdered in the woods without anything ever raising an alarm. No one was ever convicted of the crime. The campground was, as you'd expect, shuttered permanently pretty much immediately thereafter.

The really creepy and unnerving part is this: "Less than two months before the murders, during an on-site training session, a camp counselor found her belongings ransacked, her doughnuts stolen, and inside the empty doughnut box was a disturbing hand-written note. The author vowed to murder three campers. The director of that camp session treated the note as a prank and it was discarded."

Holy poo poo this is as close to a horror film as reality gets

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

xoFcitcrA posted:

The whole thing's a depressing read, but the one thing I couldn't get over was how the hell did a woman in her mid to late twenties pass herself off as a 16-19 year old girl long enough to get a diploma?
I mean, sure people show age differently, but :psyduck:

There were definitely a few people in my highschool class that could've passed for 30s. I remember one dude who was huge and was balding that basically could've passed for a middle-aged teacher. Like you said, some people just age extremely different than others. I know plenty of people in their mid 20s-30s that could pass for high schoolers without too much suspicion

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