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It's ok, I have all of the Gary Larson comics in my closet so we can all just pretend we're at my house looking at them.
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Karma Monkey posted:This nails it pretty well. They pretty much directly lift the whole plot of this episode in s02e05 of Rick and Morty.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:08
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All these god drat Nazis "protesting" that mosque in Irving while open carrying, and busting out windows in refugees houses in Plano, is both unnerving and infuriating. It's no longer protesting when you're holding a gun in someone's face, it's loving terrorism. These assholes need to be stomped out of our society.
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Dec 10, 2015 20:47
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Phanatic posted:Does that apply to these guys? I know you're trying to prove a point here, but the people in your article are also terrorists. The difference is the mosque isn't full of lawmakers, they're just people trying to go to church. These people aren't being oppressed by the government, they're trying to intimidate people because they're racist. I don't why you are trying to play devil's advocate here, these people are literally the KKK. Did you just spend a lot of money on your gun and gun accessories or something?
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Dec 10, 2015 21:02
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So the Lewisville lake dam might fail. http://interactives.dallasnews.com/2015/lewisville-dam/ quote:It is currently ranked as Dam Safety Action Class 2, with “very high” risk and “failure initiation foreseen.” But the Corps is weighing whether to raise this to Class 1, the category for dams that are “extremely high” risk and “critically near failure” and require immediate action to avoid catastrophe. quote:With a full reservoir behind it, a 65-foot-tall flood wave traveling 34 mph would quickly inundate a wide swath of Lewisville, Coppell, Carrollton, Farmers Branch, Irving, Las Colinas and other communities bordering the Trinity River. 
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Dec 12, 2015 21:54
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Maybe the authorities could just make him turn his shirt inside out and send him to the principal's office. Or they could cover the shirt with some kind of black burqa-like garment.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:57
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Guys this is pookel's page. Let's not make this about anything or anyone else, she is so god damned brave for standing up I'm actually shedding a tear here.
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Jun 15, 2016 19:43
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I totally thought it was written in the nineteenth century from the quote in the thread, and would make fun of anyone who wrote like that nowadays.
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Jun 20, 2016 22:14
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Nobody has trouble understanding it.
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Jun 21, 2016 00:13
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an overdue owl posted:if the last book you read was a tale explaining how everyone poops then this might seem a bit pretentious an overdue owl posted:nobody said that anyone had trouble understanding it guys, I found a picture of croc lady 
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Jun 21, 2016 00:46
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I don't have kids, so why am I paying property tax for education?!? *conveniently forgets that he was once a child and went to school*
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Jul 26, 2016 19:35
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LawfulWaffle posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhiU5zBEW1M I was literally loading up this thread to post this, because I've been listening to that song like crazy lately.
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Aug 16, 2016 19:27
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The Smiths song is about the victims and even uses their names, though. It does anything but glorify the murders, even ironically.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:03
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Nobody cares about that poo poo anymore, guys.
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Sep 20, 2016 22:22
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Probably not cluster headaches, mang
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Oct 19, 2016 19:18
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Fire codes exist for a reason department: Wow that place really did look like a deathtrap.
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Dec 3, 2016 21:20
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Solice Kirsk posted:I was desperately poor for a long time. Like break into homes to steal food from their fridge so I can eat poor. So gently caress off and you're full of poo poo. There's nothing special about me except that I actually did something about my situation. I've buried a bunch of my friends because of drugs, murder, etc and the only difference between me and them is that I picked up and left the situation with nothing to my name and they continued living in the punk squat slamming hundreds of dollars of drugs into their veins a month instead of saving the money and fixing their situation. did all of your dead friends deserve it?
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Dec 6, 2016 20:38
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I predict posts akin to "sonic is MY boyfriend!" A.I. personality designation "Ada" is truly MY wife, nobody else has permission to jerk it to her. 
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Dec 19, 2016 15:26
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DogonCrook posted:Kinda wonder if this is happening because so many people "ag" their land for tax purposes. Huge swaths of texas get 10 cows dumped on it and hardly ever check on them, making this a pretty effective strategy i would imagine for taking down cows. If a coyote gets used to doing that, a person asleep isnt really going to scare it i wouldnt think. Never heard of coyotes killing a grown cow, but if there are problems with coyotes in your field you can always put a donkey in there. Donkeys gently caress coyotes up.
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Aleph Null posted:The only thing I miss about giving up cable TV are the couple of networks that do nothing but play various forensic crime shows. I can get some of them online, but not enough. There's an over the air station in Dallas that runs crime shows all day 
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MisterOblivious posted:Justice Network? It's pretty widely available. OK
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Jan 12, 2017 22:03
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The New Detectives is on Netflix. One of the murder investigations started when a man found a dead body on his lawn. In the reenactment, the lawn was perfectly manicured and bright green, and the body was next to a nice flower bed. In the actual crime scene photos, the grass was long, brown, and patchy. It kind of changes the atmosphere. I wonder if the guy whose lawn it was saw the episode and was pleased.
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Jan 13, 2017 21:32
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exquisite tea posted:I love the episodes of Forensic Files where for the first 20 minutes you think they're doing some really crack detective work on microfiber samples left at the crime scene or whatever, only to reveal in the final 5 minutes that the killer openly bragged about the murder to 10 different people or something equally stupid that wouldn't have even required any forensic testing to convict. "Hmm, I could dump this evidence in a random location in the dead of night ....OR I could just take it to my brother in law's property in broad daylight where everyone knows me and my car."
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Mar 2, 2017 02:45
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On this subject, up until recently I didn't really understand what being "drawn and quartered" meant. I assumed it meant having your arms and legs broken on a rack, but it was actually much worse. You would be strapped to a ladder, and disemboweled with two strokes: one vertically from your chest to your groin, and one horizontally across your belly.
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Mar 29, 2017 19:58
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My version of it comes from an episode of "great British castles" on the bbc, and actually happened to some dickhead English Lord in Cardiff for brutalising the Welsh.
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Mar 29, 2017 20:34
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NLJP posted:we call it the Big British Castle over here that's.... worse
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Mar 29, 2017 22:34
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Underwater Shoe posted:That's only the 'drawn' part. The most common reference you hear (in the UK at least) is to traitors being hung, drawn and quartered. I guess the last part was just too brutal for the beeb
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Mar 29, 2017 23:12
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chernobyl kinsman posted:you did not get the joke If the joke was that the castles are not "great" because they were used to oppress the Welsh/Irish/Scottish, it doesn't really work because they also built their own castles, and most were built by the Normans anyway. If not, feel free to explain.
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Mar 30, 2017 13:07
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chernobyl kinsman posted:Big British Castles haha you are a huge dickhead
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Apr 1, 2017 19:49
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Kind of like there are two kinds of cops: bald cop with Oakleys or mustache cop.
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Apr 12, 2017 17:00
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Aesop Poprock posted:If it's those guys who had the windowless van then yeah they're the worst to me if only because the transcript of the one girl that they recorded is the number one thing I wish I could erase from my memory. It makes me physically nauseous thinking about it and I wish I could go back in time and keep myself from reading it. I'm not even going to look them up cause I keep trying to forget about it Well that's the first time I've lost the game in a while
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Apr 24, 2017 20:46
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RC and Moon Pie posted:The aftermath of a school shooting in Townville, S.C. that killed a 6-year-old and its effects on his classmates. Dang, that's some bad writing
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Jun 10, 2017 23:43
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Aleph Null posted:Maybe someone's fetish is rubbing balloons and making your hair stand up? I don't know. There's no maybe about it
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Aug 17, 2017 20:21
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that guy was a real jerk
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this poo poo happened literally across the street from my old apartment: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/2...ps-say.amp.html a crazy guy kills his own kid in broad daylight and gets shot by a neighbor
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Aug 21, 2018 00:37
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chitoryu12 posted:Pharmaceutical CEO raises the price of antibiotics by 400% to $2300 a bottle, says it's because his company has a "moral imperative" to make as much money as possible. just take him out back and shoot him, he's ruined
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Sep 12, 2018 19:25
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fruit BOO!ts posted:I’m pretty sure Lovecraft was just afraid of everything.
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Oct 4, 2018 20:24
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That Yellowstone story is hosed. I remember another article about it that said that his last words were "it doesn't matter" when a good samaritan was trying to get his clothes off.
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Oct 25, 2018 17:18
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AlbieQuirky posted:Robert McNamara was so cruel and responsible for so much cruelty. The Fog of War is a completely unsettling movie, because it illustrates Arendt's "banality of evil" perfectly. great score, though
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A Scanner Darkly is a really good adaptation of the novel and was perfectly cast imo
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