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Nettle Soup posted:Reminds me of Starlite. imagine what this mixed with red mercury could do..
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yeah we get it youre a tough guy who can handle spiders, oceans, the concept of serial murderers etc. stop showing off
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:And when I say "just-in-the-nick-of-time", I mean that if any one of those events had happened as little as 2 or 3 seconds later than they did, then that dog would have been dead, and my dad's whole head and upper body would today be heavily disfigured and thick with scar tissue from the hurricane of claw hammer blows and "unlicensed" car battery brain-jolts I gave him as punishment for letting my doggy die. Can't wait until someone makes a wiki article about your future serial killings so I can post it itt
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Noose Induce posted:Fuckin hilarious. Good job. 10/10, wow I never saw that coming. That was loving amazing. I hope you're loving proud of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL
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im glad the goon mental health experts have agreed
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Mar 27, 2015 23:03
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scientology owns
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as a goon i am an expert in what is right and wrong and which weapons are best to use at any time
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Honestly the best part is how happy he is to see his wife or w/e every time she shows up
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The best way to die is in the service of a holy prophet
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Ozz81 posted:Crowd crushes and seeing those cave diving/exploring videos with extremely tight spaces make me extremely claustrophobic. Nothing makes me cringe and freak harder than seeing or hearing about that kind of stuff. What about the holocaust?
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House Louse posted:Well, maybe if someone posted about realising the showers were actually poison gas nozzles and everyone running for the door, or seeing your whole village lined up and shot/mutilated/raped, with the note that it could still happen to you, it would be different. Yeah totally the holocaust was no big deal
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the helldump boys strikes again
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It's not an article or anything but if there's interest I could tell you about my neighbor, the cannibal.
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Karma Monkey posted:Still waiting. Yeah I forgot about making that post immediately after making it! I'll write something up for tonight though.
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LSD CURES JUNKIES posted:I'm an American loving owned
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Americans are poo poo people not fit for society. That's not very unnerving, so I'll write about my neighbor who ate his wife instead (who was also friends with my uncle it turns out!!). I'm not a writer though so it'll likely be bad. I apologize for this. Also english is not my first language so if you complain you're probably racist. The cannibal was actually my old neighbor. I currently live a door away from a dude who got 10 years for probably murdering the mother of his child (although he was released after someone realized it could also be another dude who was already in jail for strangling his ex-wife, so I guess they dropped it.) Anyway, on to the good stuff. Karlstad, Sweden. 1969. Rune is a 28 year old employee of the Skoghall paper mill, then the regions main employer for fuckups. Rune (pronounced Ruh-neh) is notorious among his friends for not really thinking things through and for trying to fleeze money off strangers. After the news got out people would also claim he was gay, but I think it's more likely that's just people being lovely. My uncle Sven-Einar worked with him back then, and apparently he one day showed up looking "weird". Apparently he had always had strange little tics, but they had been blown out of proportion now. He'd look behind his back all the time and wouldn't speak other than the occasional grunt. He stops showing up for work one day. My uncle hears from his boss that Rune had been arrested for murder. There had been a fight between Rune and his wife, Kerstin. Kerstin wanted to visit her parents for Lucia, which Rune didn't find very appealing at all as they insisted on playing this game, which he hated, so he hit her. And hit her. And hit her. Then he hits her with an axe. She predictably dies, which according to my uncle came as a surprise for Rune.(???) In a panic he cut up her body and threw it here. This is December 14th, 1969. They won't find whatever is left of the body until spring. He doesn't throw away all of it though. He keeps a calf, her He keeps this in his freezer and would eat bits and pieces of her for lunch at work. He reports his wife as missing during this time. He tells the police he was gone for a short walk to make a phone call, and when he returned she was gone! Kerstins parents loved Rune, so they fully believed this. Two months after the murder he gives them the last known photograph of her, and all three of them cry about it. Police Folke Nygren and Nils Jonsson don't buy this for a second. After a brief investigation it turns out both Rune and his wife wrote a LOT of letters. Rune had letters from hundreds of women across the country, and they travel all over the country to interrogate every single one of them, which slowly paints a picture which doesn't add up. The first clue that Something Was Up was when they noticed Rune hadn't returned all of Kerstin clothes to her parents, but kept a pair of panties. It's also revealed one of her shirts is missing, which would later be found buried outside the house, bloodied. It also turned out the person Rune was allegedly calling was out of country during that period. It's now March. The police sends a diver to look for human remains on the bottom of Norsälven, and while they're looking for bodies Rune is being interrogated. After 20 hours he confesses. "I've worked as a cop for 25 years, and I've never met someone so cold in the face of what he had done" Folke Nygren said to Expressen on May 14th 1970. Rune, who murdered and ate his wife, is sentenced to five of psychiatric care but is released after three. Here's a picture of him!  I used to steal from his apple tree when I was a kid, and I guess I'm lucky that all he did was call my parents.
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Terrible Opinions posted:I think Swedes might have a society unfit for humans. the weather is not too good always
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Swedish trains are also very bad and I had to dodge a crashing train coming right at the local station once and later on they gave us a cup of coffee as an apology
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Perhaps this is a case for reddit.
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AnonSpore posted:I'm pretty sure that the Egyptian afterlife depends on your body being preserved in its whole state so no those dudes, dudettes and cattes are now in Egyptian hell Haha how owned can you get
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My dad once worked with Breiviks dad and my dad could probably beat him up, if he wanted
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Is there a good write-up anywhere about the satanic connections with Comet Pizza in DC? I've hung out there a bunch so it's interesting to me, but all I can find is 4chan/Reddit gobblygook. If you can derive meaning from schizophrenic ramblings theres a whole twitter for that thing
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That dudes got a strange head shape.
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Animals are selfish retards that go around doing crimes, no idea why people like them.
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wise words: if your main guilt in life is being white you have not lived life, to the fullest
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Caganer posted:I think the guillotine was remarkably humane for it's time. The electric chair was barbaric and a huge step backwards. stop calling me the electric chair
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I don’t believe In Knives
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Make sure to put breast bones onto my rib so everyone knows I’m a Girl Skeleton
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Tashilicious posted:How depressing is it that the bigoted cops who didn't care about a serial killer isn't even the worst part of living in Toronto? What’s the worst bit
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Kitfox88 posted:Hey this is Elizabeth Bathory and today on my channel I’ll be showing you a great de-aging method! Does peter thiel have a youtube
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hawowanlawow posted:Carole has unmistakable crazy eyes and is 100% a shitbag hey
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It was because of his funko pop addiction op
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