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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Minarchist posted:

The guy was using soap for lube but they didn't specify what kind

Honestly that stuff is so good on your skin. Rubs it right the hell off.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



I'm sorry, but I'm cracking up at the fact that "kangaroo was sleeping on one of the children's beds" is like a major noted point at the top of the second article.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Have we posted fatal familial insomnia yet?

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160118-the-tragic-fate-of-the-people-who-stop-sleeping

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Does Satanic ritual abuse panic count as unnerving? I feel as if a bunch of people leading hundreds of children to lie in court just so they could throw a couple innocent people (witches?!?) in jail for the rest of their lives is pretty scary. This poo poo was only happening thirty years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_ritual_abuse#As_a_moral_panic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-care_sex-abuse_hysteria
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial

Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:22 on Feb 18, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

:catstare:

By far the creepiest thing in that whole series.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Peruvian "human fat vampires"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm

E: well drat it turned out to be a hoax :(
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/12/the_human_grease_murders.html

Here have a weird cook tale instead: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/justice-story/wright-mare-massacre-frank-lloyd-home-article-1.1591522#ixzz3ClXitokvright-Mare!%20

Scathach has a new favorite as of 04:06 on Mar 7, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Jonas Albrecht posted:

Big fan of Crouch End. There's that old Family Guy gag about Stephen King trying to turn in a book about a lamp monster, but if you read through the wiki entries on his short stories, you realize that'd be well within his wheelhouse.

I think that's my favorite King short, I definitely recommend it (it's also kinda cool he used elements from Lovecraft's writing.)

Minarchist posted:

Your ancestors weren't cannibals and that "dude, no, wtf!" reaction is natures way of keeping you from killing yourself via prion diseases. Plus its kinda sorta gross and unethical to eat people.

Some of the earliest evidence we have of humans is them eating other humans. There are tons of pits filled with bones that have been knifed and chewed on, and findings like that span across a lot of continents and different unrelated groups. Just like a lot of apes and monkeys and related crap out there, we ate whatever we could catch, including other tribes and human subspecies.

Traditionally speaking, we love eatin' us some human and the revulsion we have for it now is likely because of the current ideas we have socially and because of the stuff we've learned scientifically.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Mar 23, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Stop being douchebags, this thread is good and weird and you're gonna ruin it. Jerks.

Have we discussed the Hinterkaifeck murders yet?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck_murders

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I grew up in England, so the idea that you can stand on a normal residential street and on the other side is an endless silent moonscape really puts the zap on my head. Walk far enough into the desert and anything you leave there might as well be on Mars.

I grew up in the desert so this isn't even weird to me. Stretches of hot nothing are comforting; big cities make me feel dirty and crowded. The pic below was very close to my old house. I live in this massive city in the Northwest right now but god I miss the desert.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 06:19 on Apr 24, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


The Endbringer posted:

Recently I was at my parent's house, and everyone had gone to sleep. I was really high and playing Halo, and found it absolutely fascinating that controller rumble seemed to be shaking the entire room. Then my sister came downstairs and asked if I felt the earthquake. It took me far too long to realize that it was not the video game that was shaking the room.

I did that with an earthquake in AZ like six years ago. I was alone in the apartment and noticed the door blinds swaying. I thought I'd left the screen door open and there was a breeze blowing or something. Definitely took me too long to realize that everything was moving.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Solice Kirsk posted:

I wonder when the last time a US court banished someone. I'd hope they would have ran them out of the town/county/state on a rail or did that weird bucket on the head and facing backwards on a mule or something.

My dad, his brother and mother were supposedly banned from part or all of New Jersey. This would have been 70's or so. There were apparently some house fires attributed to them, but I don't speak to that half of the family anymore so I can't ask specifics.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


chernobyl kinsman posted:

you deserved to go to jail for having a mohawk, hth

Sorry about your bad taste, man, mohawks can be awesome.

E: to add some content have we discussed Joseph Roy Methany? He killed people and served them as BBQ.

http://crimefeed.com/2016/12/joe-the-cannibal-metheny-the-serial-killer-with-a-penchant-for-human-flesh-burgers/

Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:03 on Nov 6, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Basebf555 posted:

Yea, seems like it. It's really sad because in all likelihood they'd have sobered up the next morning and just let bygones be bygones if not for that open manhole.

Why the gently caress was water under the street boiling?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Yeah can we just, like, give Alabama away or something? My crazy roommate was from there and he defended beating kids like no other.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Got a silver alert on the freeway last night for the exact description of my car, sans license plate. No idea why those aren't on phones like amber alerts.

Then again amber alerts are pretty much bullshit wasting money anyway. Not quite unnerving but it has the main points:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/2013/08/08/amber_alert_california_let_s_get_rid_of_the_amber_alert_system.html

E: better article

https://www.researchgate.net/blog/post/after-20-years-of-amber-alerts-are-they-worth-it

Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Dec 16, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pretty much ended up being a knee-jerk reaction to "my kid got killed and you cops let it happen."

Silver alerts probably work much better since that's usually a lost, not kidnapped, person.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Shady Amish Terror posted:

I mean, that IS loving weird as hell; dogs are so thoroughly domesticated that it's almost unheard of that one attacks its owner. It would be nice to know the full story on that one, but it sounds like there's probably going to be no further resolution unless something really obvious like signs of abuse or rabies come up from the dogs' necropsy.

She pretty much abandoned and neglected them for months and expected them to be okay without eating on weekends and alright to be in an outside kennel in the winter with no human interaction.

Surprise, dogs kept cold and starving in horrible conditions will eat you. Don't have animals you can't loving provide for.

https://www.google.com/amp/wtvr.com/2017/12/19/dogs-went-through-drastic-lifestyle-changes-before-mauling-owner/amp/

E: "drastic lifestyle change" is a nice non-blaming way to write "neglected as gently caress."

Scathach has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Dec 20, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I honestly do not blame those dogs for eating that woman.

I am, however, pretty mad that another idiot owner made pit bulls all look like crazed killers.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Well yeah I hope if I die undiscovered my puppers will eat me long enough to stay alive and be rescued :ohdear:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hell, if I abuse/neglect my pit that much I hope he'd kill my dumb rear end. I feel bad for the dogs but they were pretty obviously past insanity and putting them down was the only humane thing there was to do.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


funmanguy posted:

feed my remains to nature. let the vultures have at whatevers left of me.

I too wish my body donated to a body farm.

http://www.jeffersonbass.com/tour-the-body-farm.html

I want my body to benefit science AND horrify visitors.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


PetraCore posted:

I've heard reports where attacks by other breeds get recorded as pit bull attacks because 'pit bulls are the violent dogs', and I have no doubt it happens, but... dismissing it as 'pit bulls don't have any instinctive holdover from being bred for dog fights' is not good, either. It's a mess.

There's one record where a raccoon attack was reported as a pit bull. There was a hit-and-run identified as a pit bull. Dog bite statistics are crazily skewed because the person making the report will say any dog that looks vaguely bully is a pit, because pits are the current "bad dog." There are no standards, no genetic testing, and often the person who was attacked gets to identify what breed they think it was. On top of that news reports will say "pit bull" any chance they get because of ratings.

https://www.nationalcanineresearchcouncil.com/ineffective-policies/visual-breed-identification

https://stories.barkpost.com/study-proves-difficult-visually-identify-pit-bulls/

You want skewed statistics? That's how you get skewed statistics.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 21:07 on Dec 21, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pastry of the Year posted:

We've got a lot of love to give.

Somehow this didn't end up with us being a weird evolutionary footnote rather than the species that destroyed an entire planet, but I guess there's still time.

Definitely more time. Someone will build evil AIs that look cute as poo poo and we're hosed.

E: pretty sure Furby would have killed us if it had a bigger brain.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 22:01 on Dec 21, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


So the first one was a massively neglected dog, the second one someone that neglected the child and likely the dogs too. That's not evidence one dog breed is aggressive, it's evidence that lovely people shouldn't have kids or dogs and people that don't understand neglected/abused animals shouldn't adopt special cases.

Like who the hell leaves a kid alone with any animal? "Here Timmy, you just take this horse and I'll be home tonight." Holy poo poo I wouldn't even leave a kid alone with my rat terrier.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Sorry I don't make conclusions based on faulty anecdotal evidence :shrug: I mean if I went with that I'd also be on the side of "black men are more violent than white men" because they get arrested more, jailed more and reported in the news more than white men for the same crimes.

Anyway I like reading about creepy radiation poo poo and thus bring you the demon core.

https://nerdist.com/tickling-the-dragons-tail-the-story-of-the-demon-core/

Also creepy, I got "serial killers that were n....ecessary" in autocomplete while searching killers that were never caught. WTF Google.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Here's a good (but sad) article about the pit bull/racism/classism thing. It has some good links, too.

http://www.nathanwinograd.com/the-ugly-racist-underpinnings-of-pit-bull-laws/

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Holy poo poo, they asked that the other get 40 in the mental hospital. RIP life.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Well we tried moving on to the little monsters that goons helped create ❤

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Bottom line-- memes are (attempted) murder.

E: speaking of, let's discuss some strange reasons for murder!

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/shadow-boxing/201711/strange-motives-serial-murder%3famp

Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Dec 22, 2017

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I think I need some horse skull totems for my yard. For science.

Honestly those are pretty adorable.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Don Gato posted:

Roy Moore was a representative example, not an outlier.

This is one of the most unnerving things in this thread.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Oooh here's people legally getting off easy with murder.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a3d98cee4b06d1621b45d8d?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/apos-kayak-killer-apos-released-185440519.html

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I definitely agree. "Mental issues" is a legit medical problem. Selfishness to the point of harming others just means you're a bad person.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I feel like the one with the best chance is the 17yo that escaped. She's obviously got a lot of tough to her (and maybe her siblings do to) and that can mean a whole hell of a lot in terms of recovery.

I helped my mom and myself get out of a really lovely abusive situation when I was ten and managed to escape with not much more than some PTSD, self-image and anxiety issues that have managed to mostly go away on their own due to starting over in a better situation. Being in contact with the world, having friends that understand and adults you can trust can go a long way to heal. My mom has bigger mental health issues from a decade of abuse, but she's also a milder and much more timid person to begin with and I feel like that has a lot to do with it. I'm a headstrong rear end in a top hat, was always a headstrong rear end in a top hat, and hopefully the girl that escaped is too.

My abuse wasn't nearly as bad as these kids, but it was still a very hosed up situation and twenty years later I only have anxiety to deal with. While some people might have problems forever maybe some of these kids will get lucky.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:59 on Jan 20, 2018

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I grew up with a ton of homeschooled kids. Two of them were my best friends. The only issue they ever had was that one grew up believing vaccines are evil even though her homeschooling mother was a nurse. None of our homeschoolers were from cults or anything, though, and they were socialized and on sports teams and in Girl Scouts and whatnot. Homeschooling can be great as long as the parents aren't crazy (but loving vaccinate your kids goddamnit.)

E: like I went to school but also lived in the middle of nowhere without electricity with a crazy man. It took people a decade to figure out what was going on with my dad and even then some people didn't believe it. Some of our old neighbors still think my mom and I were lying because he was "such a nice helpful neighbor." There weren't outward signs of abuse and being in school definitely did not help my mom and I get help.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 23:27 on Jan 22, 2018

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


It's weird but all the nurses I've known have been really crazy about vaccines, crystals and angels.

Honestly though besides not vaccing her kids she was a good parent and good homeschool teacher. She was also the town Girl Scout leader and led some really awesome block parties.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Holy hell I can't believe taxes are being used for that case with the dead girl. Her family needs some serious therapy, the parents are loving their other kids up bad.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


At least we aren't the only trash in the bin? I guess

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I had a friend to through that, she was spitting up blood for weeks and didn't tell anyone and ended up in the hospital for a couple weeks because she had seizures.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


He'll I'm a chick, know urine isn't sterile, and a dude rinsing his penis after every piss is still weird to me.

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