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Sep 9, 2014 02:35
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Doesn't feature the word "douche" prominently enough to really make the brand POP
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Sep 9, 2014 02:36
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korrandark posted:Darren Rovell, and I hope he throws a tantrum when someone tweets him.
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Duke Chin posted:Yeah I'm not tweeting (ugh) him until the bracket graphic is updated. Also, trying to solicit his advice on what the hashtag for the Douche of the Year should be would be pretty goddamn Militree said he would update at lunch. Why has he forsaken us?
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I'll twit Rovell and taunt him, but I really feel tricky Richie put in a drat strong year of douche. He just blew it all in the offseason. It's like how Oscar voters always forget the movies older than 2 months when voting time is around. But Rovell could keep douching even better next year, while this is probably Richie's last shot at infamy. Plus I don't want this to go to waste 
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How much time do i have to illicit a response from rovell? (How many days are the polls open)
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Lord of Garbagemen posted:How much time do i have to illicit a response from rovell? (How many days are the polls open) Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:I'll leave this one open for a few days because it's close, it's the finals, and I want a Rovell response, damnit.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:43
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is few like 2?
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Sep 9, 2014 05:00
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  Now for the waiting game. edit: also i am trying to update the bracket image, how the gently caress am i supposed to do the text over the images? (full disclosure I am computer downs) Lord of Garbagemen fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 05:13
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ed: ^^^ also good.  Doesn't even matter if it ends, he wins, or doesn't win. You can still play the card of "...congrats on the nomination" or "...congrats on second place - better luck next year!" or "...way to bring it home" etc etc etc. It shouldn't be too hard to spin it no matter the result.
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korrandark posted:Darren Rovell, and I hope he throws a tantrum when someone tweets him.
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#FootballDoucheChamp
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#TFFDouche2014 or #KingDouche2014
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korrandark posted:Darren Rovell, and I hope he throws a tantrum when someone tweets him.
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Oh man, releasing Rice made the NFL look bad, truly some big league douchebaggin oh wai- quote:Player B: Especially if u plan living in Arizona in the future, that's exactly what you want ya okay that pretty bad but how ab-- quote:Incognito: gently caress Jmart That human being is never [allowed] back well rovell's pretty bad t--  quote:The Assistant Trainer was born in Japan and attended university there through 2001, before emigrating to the United States. Martin said that Incognito, Jerry and Pouncey directed racial slurs at the Assistant Trainer, calling him a "Jap," a "Chinaman" and a "chink"; referred to him as a "dirty communist" or a "North Korean"; made demands such as "give me some water you loving chink"; spoke to him in a phony, mocking Asian accent, including asking for "rubby rubby sucky sucky"; and called his mother a "rub and tug masseuse." Martin also informed us that Incognito and Jerry taunted the Assistant Trainer by saying that they had had sex with his girlfriend. quote:Martin said that on one occasion, Pouncey physically restrained Player A and, in full view of other players, jokingly told Jerry to "come get some pussy," and that Jerry responded by touching Player A's buttocks in a way that simulated anal penetration. Pouncey and Jerry both denied this allegation. Given the seriousness of this allegation and the conflicting recollections, we decline to make any findings about this particular alleged incident. yeah it's funny to vote for rovell on the off chances he cares enough to tweet about it. if you were to look into your heart you know Incognito is far and away the biggest fuckface left in town. here's another one thousand points to ponder and dont forget about the time he sexually harrassed a woman with a golf club and the time he threw a literal temper tantrum when he got called out by the media and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHrNxYZ3u6s and... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-57yXnCMw and.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYAKx52erGo and. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbcPdweaBFE he tried to blame his coach... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rcQciUKhZY he tried to claim he was black... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhSzn9aypQ other shitheads thought he was a shithead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doIKJl29BSU and there's so much more quote:As a freshman at Nebraska in 2002, Incognito (according to USA Today this week) bullied teammate Jack Limbaugh to the point where he stormed off at practice. gently caress rovell. gently caress the NCAA and ROGER GOODELL. hell gently caress Roethlisberger and Craig too. give all the awards to richie incognito. the rovell hate in the face of this platonian ideal of douchaggery means we have missed the forest for the trees. football teams will put up with people doing drugs, acts of violence, and generally just being annoying but incognito was so bad teams wouldn't put up with him to save their jobs and he is so universally reviled as to be permenantly unoffically blackballed from the league. our thrill at maybe getting a tweet threatens to make one of the greatest douchebags of our generation... incognito final thoughts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4aCBi026qY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTqT9wHAq3s SlipUp fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 06:41
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With Schiano eliminated, it's gotta be Richie Incognito.
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Sep 9, 2014 06:56
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You drat fools you are just building Rovell's brand, you are feeding him, you idiots, you morons, stop it, just stop it. The only way to defeat Rovell is to ignore him! Ignore him! he's not a man, he is a robot! HE WANTS YOUR HATE. HE FEEDS ON IT. AND HE ISN"T GOING ANYWHERE Richie Incognito however, put up a lifetime of douchery. He was an astounding douche this year, it was truly his highest peak as a career all pro douche. And the most important part? He's done. This year is his douchey swan song. Richie will never be important after this year, and if we let ourselves get swayed by Rovell doing what he always does we will regret it forever. Rovell will be here next year. Rovell has a strong future in this tournament. I know we want to tweet him, but even if he sees it, the chances are low he will respond, and he feeds off the hate anyway. Don't throw your vote away. You could always tweet him regardless, he doesn't need to win for that. We will never have another chance to enshrine the Dick in disguise, and he will go down as our worst snub, a massive mistake. Richie is douche. He is pure, distilled douche. This tournament was made for him and we are abandoning our patron saint for another in his time of triumph! We must not waste our opportunity. Vote incognito and tweet at Rovell anyway.
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Sep 9, 2014 07:08
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Incognito, don't feed the troll that is Rovell. He is just another mouth shrieking corporate shill looking to make a name for himself on social media. Incognito is a timeless douchebag whose broad stroke of actions are all that we all imagined or saw during our formative high school slash college days.
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Sep 9, 2014 07:17
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Verisimillipede posted:He is just another mouth shrieking corporate shill looking to make a name for himself on social media. This is unfair, Rovell is the mouth shrieking corporate shill making a name for himself on social media. Everyone else is a pretender. Still people shouldn't vote for him here. Thanks for the effort post SlipUp, Richie deserves it.
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Sep 9, 2014 07:20
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It's definitely Richie Incognito, especially since I had to hear lovely people in bars defend that douche for the better part of the year.
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Sep 9, 2014 07:38
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I honestly question goons sensibilities when Jameis Winston doesn't make the finals.
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Sep 9, 2014 07:44
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Richie Incognito and suggesting the boring media machine Rovell over the truest of all douches is just wrong. Rovell won't care if you name him anything, it will just get his name out more and feed into his lame trolling. Richie Incognito is true douche, and doesn't just deserve your vote, he deserves the title of DoTY. Edit: Bolded, thanks. Mrit fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 08:18
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Bold Richie in there somewhere so it counts.
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Sep 9, 2014 08:25
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SlipUp posted:Oh man, releasing Rice made the NFL look bad, truly some big league douchebaggin  Remember that time Reggie Miller scored 8 points in nine seconds? Cause goddamn this is the post-equivalent of that. 
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Sep 9, 2014 12:51
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It really is Richie here and it's not as close as it should be.
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Sep 9, 2014 15:35
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Richie Incognito I swear the only reason goons are going Rovell is because they like the idea of him getting mad about it.
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Sep 9, 2014 20:29
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Fine, I give up...I maintain Rovell is the bigger douche but I see the logic behind this being Incognito's only chance
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Sep 9, 2014 20:30
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Richie Incognito. He's been so consistent over the course of the entire year.
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MrLogan posted:Richie Incognito. He's been so consistent over the course of the entire year. uhhhh what? Consistent? No he has dropped off the radar after the miami incident.
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Sep 9, 2014 20:34
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LIke I said before, not only does Incognito deserve the win, but I think Rovell would actually be more annoyed at coming in second, then at winning. If he wins, it's just amplifying his personal sense of soulless fame-seeking being more important than any other consideration. But if he comes second, he's both a giant douchebag, and a loser. Like "yeah, Rovell's a huge douchebag, but it's not like we're obsessed with him... obviously Incognito gets the win. Sorry Rovell you're just the token vice-president of douches. Better luck next year." It's better this way you see.
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Sep 9, 2014 20:49
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Lord of Garbagemen posted:uhhhh what? Consistent? No he has dropped off the radar after the miami incident. He smashed up his own car with a baseball bat or something. He's gone because he was finally beaten. He gave it all for his final hurrah and has nothing left to give, and he deserves it more for his lifetime achievement culminating in a giant spectacle that helped tear a team apart than some smug shill on twitter who will get plenty more chances to win in coming seasons.
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Sep 9, 2014 20:56
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Febreeze posted:He smashed up his own car with a baseball bat or something. Who cares?
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Sep 9, 2014 21:27
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warcrimes posted:Who cares? Look man, you just don't treat a Ferrari that way.
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Sep 9, 2014 21:30
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warcrimes posted:Who cares? lemme tell ya dis tweeter beta bitch Darren Rovell is a pussy rear end next to the alpha who gonna slay ya sistah Cray Cray p-tang *rips off shirt* MIKE POUNCEY NIGGA
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Sep 9, 2014 21:36
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Richie Incognito has been consistent since he was a little 20-year-old douche in college
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Sep 9, 2014 22:41
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Pron on VHS posted:Fine, I give up...I maintain Rovell is the bigger douche but I see the logic behind this being Incognito's only chance Basically there's no wrong choice here, either we go for a career douche who has a long history and bright future in being a total piece of poo poo, autistic level, failure of basic human interaction, or we go for the beautiful firework of trash that exploded last year.
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Sep 10, 2014 00:50
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Sataere posted:Richie Incognito Nah, Rovell is a legit douche, but still, this has to go to Richie Incognito. In the World of Douche, this is The Year of Incognito.
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