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I nominate GREG loving SCHIANO For what? Intentionally sabotaging Josh Freeman's career MRSA and letting the Bucs gently caress Tynes and Nicks His swarm the victory formation bullshit His ugly rear end face
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 06:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 22:33 |
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I would also like to Nominate the probable winner of this tournament (if you subscribe to the Evil = douche theorem as I do) DARREN "MULTIPLE RAPES HOLY poo poo" SHARPER Also Ray Rice
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 06:54 |
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Technowrite posted:Darren Rovell for being a penis. Hahaha I remember the fight with PFT commenter but didn't know about the rest of it. +1 for Darren Rovell
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 22:58 |
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Benne posted:You know who needs more nominations? Rick Reilly, for blatantly misquoting his Native American father-in-law to defend the Redskins name, then refusing to retract himself when his father-in-law called him out on it. poo poo, every time I think I remember all the news stories, I forget one + 1 for Rick Reilly
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 23:35 |
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NCAA should really get a Hall of Fame nomination. It's not like they were just douches this year.
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# ¿ May 7, 2014 20:11 |
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Rap posted:Did some loving guy just nominate Russell Wilson's wife that is disgusting Russell Wilson did
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# ¿ May 9, 2014 21:21 |
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So wait, Arian Foster tried to force his mistress into an abortion? Arian Foster
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# ¿ May 10, 2014 06:43 |
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+1 to Ray Rice +2 to Greg Schiano +2 to Rick Reilly
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# ¿ May 12, 2014 17:02 |
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FEBREEZE EFFORT DOUCHE POST TIME Michael Lombardi because jesus christ look at his goddamn face. Look at it. LOOK AT IT. I want to take his neck fat and roll it over his face so I don't have to look at his face anymore. I'd rather look at a face covered in neck fat then that mug because jesus goddamn christ THAT loving SMUG FACE it's like a Pug got super fat, poorly injected botox into the wrong areas, started balding and then shat on it's own face while taking a bath in hydrochoric acid in a giant blender gently caress Shanahan was by all accounts a douche, yeah. He douched up RG3. He douched up Kirk Cousins. He douched it up pretty hard. But it's hard to really hate the guy when he was simply fighting fire with fire. Douche with Douche, you could say. Dan Snyder out douched everyone and put Shanahan in a position where the only recourse was more douching. I can't vote for a guy with no way out except through douch'n it up. Shanahan tanking the Redskins to spite Snyder may have hosed up the franchise, but you know what? Dan Snyder fucks up the franchise more, so more power to the Shanny Joe Banner is just Michael Lombardi with a less stupid face. VOTE TURD FACE He looks like he has to poo poo but how can a poo poo take a poo poo when it's already a poo poo. When it's Michael Lombardi, that's how Febreeze fucked around with this message at 18:12 on May 13, 2014 |
# ¿ May 13, 2014 18:09 |
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He's going to lose but gently caress Pete Prisco Everyone should read Rap's upcoming post about why Febreeze fucked around with this message at 18:02 on May 15, 2014 |
# ¿ May 15, 2014 06:52 |
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Taylor Lewan might be evil Brandon Meriweather
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# ¿ May 17, 2014 17:56 |
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Certain things transcend the level of sport they are committed at. Brett should get Bulimia is one of them
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# ¿ May 20, 2014 21:11 |
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Do effort posts still earn more points? I feel like we are already in the semi-finals. I'm going to vote Richie Incognito. Let me make my case. Why? Well, you could say I'm going to use the "oscar given to an aging actor who never won an oscar" route. So Lewan is a newcomer. A proud douche, flapping his douche feathers. He threatened a rape victim. He plays like a complete rear end in a top hat. He's going to be a strong douche for years to come. This is not going to be his only time in the tournament at all. He's coming back. He is the heir apparent to douchey dickass "offensive" lineman. He absolutely deserves to be a contender. But Richie...Richie has been a douche for a long time, and we may have seen his swan song this season. His chances of ever returning to the NFL are slim to nothing. He for many years was the prototypical douchebag. He was Lewan before Lewan. Does he deserve to be cast aside in the first round just because some young hotshot threatened a rape victim? Do we just give away our starter positions that easily? Incognito had a goddamn Douche all-pro type of season, we can't low ball him. Lets go back over this douchebag's accomplishments. -Bullied a fellow lineman and "friend" so badly that the friend may have sacrificed any NFL future by going awol and snitching. In the cult of the NFL, that is astounding that he managed to push a man so far. -Someone post that gif of him loving with that Texans player and getting him ejected (?) when he snapped. -Started acting like an rear end on twitter when he had the upper hand before all the info was devulged -Is literally named Dick in Disguise -Smashed up his car with a bat while having a tantrum -Oh yeah, if we want to get the sexual poo poo out, we found out that he molested a woman on the golf course, then paid her off to avoid the info getting out. This was Richie's argument for Douche MVP. His final hurrah. We are never seeing him again, because he's done. He deserves your vote. Lewan will have his chances in future years, I'm sure of it. Give it to ol' reliable. VOTE DICK IN DISGUISE Kalli knows what he's talking about. Febreeze fucked around with this message at 22:44 on May 22, 2014 |
# ¿ May 22, 2014 22:41 |
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I like how people are voting for Lewan and using his face as a reason I can barely tell the difference between the two. They are the same. In fact, I think Richie is slightly worse. Lewan looks more like generic meathead man, incognito looks like meathead man with smug boyish face, like he's 12 years old in a meathead body, pushing you around. Vote Incognito
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# ¿ May 23, 2014 03:48 |
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I didn't really have much of a horse in this race but that hair just sold me. At least Foster is fashionable. Aldon Smith To add in some effort, I think Arian Foster's single incident is douchier than anything Smith did, but it was just one incident. Aldon Smith has done a ton of stupid stuff in the last year and shows no signs of slowing down. In this case, I think it's right to vote for the historical consistent douche as opposed to a guy who made one very douchey move.
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# ¿ May 25, 2014 23:40 |
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Alouicious posted:Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice is human piddle Yup No contest. ray rice
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# ¿ May 26, 2014 22:05 |
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Dude you should just call it for Rice already. No one has voted for Case McCoy and no one will because there is no contest. Case made a dumb comment over twitter along with millions of americans when Sam kissed his BF. Ray Rice punched out his fiancee then got her to apologize. It's like Lawrence Taylor playing a pee-wee team
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# ¿ May 27, 2014 02:28 |
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Dunno why Kaep even got nominated. Everytime it sounds like he might be a douche it turns out the media is the douche instead. Kaep is cool and has a tortoise Jameis Winston may or may not be a rapist, but since he doesn't have a tortoise, he must get my vote.
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 06:19 |
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Schwack posted:This guy gets it. Let your petty nonsense come before rational thought. That's what it means to be a fan. That seems kinda...douchey
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# ¿ May 29, 2014 02:12 |
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Hahaha you quoted me for both schiano and the factory. What do I say now? All 3 have supreme punchable faces. All 3 helped run their franchises into the dirt in record time. All 3 are dumbasses bad at their jobs. But there is only one Greg Schiano. Lombardi and Banner needed each other to fully complete the cycle of suck. Without the other, they fall. They are middle class douche at best alone. But Greg Schiano is in douche the penthouse overlooking douche beach. He needed no one else. He was a true bootstraps douche. He ruined a players career and blackmailed him just because he didn't like the guy. He didn't cut him, her blacklisted him. Freeman may never be good again but Schiano is part of the reason why. The MRSA thing is just bad. How can you be such a control freak that the locker room got infected with one of the worst infections possible. Then actively hosed over Lawrence Tynes on his treatment. gently caress the ball swarm thing. Classless. Coined the term Schiano man. Enough said. I want to remind people that while he was at Rutgers, he coached Ray Rice. The very same Ray Rice that might win this tournament. gently caress Greg Schiano.
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# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:16 |
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Good lord I can't believe this is even a contest. Benson by the entirety of Mt Everest. Tomlin did a douchey singly act that could have maybe hurt a player, and didn't even affect the outcome of the game. The Ravens still won. It wasn't a pivotal play, it ended up being irrelevant. Also Tomlin owns and the only thing that is not awesome about Tomlin is the fact that he coaches the Steelers. People here voting for Tomlin all sound like the Dolphins front office. jealous of how cool he is. Also that sideline thing was hilarious and amazing and we all laughed like hell when it happened. It led to great photoshops and in-jokes and gave us weeks of hilarity. It only got on your nerves if you watch ESPN and other sports media, and the only person you can blame for watching ESPN and sports media is yourself. Tom Benson is trying to ruin careers for the sake of getting a little more money. He's making it so that if Jacoby had gotten hurt on that play and went out for the season, he'd get screwed over hardcore just so Benson can earn a little more side money so he can play more golf.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 18:05 |
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Mike Tomlin was great in House and I think people are just jealous of his acting skills
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 04:47 |
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:He was on an episode of House? Gonna go watch that now. He was a main character!
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 04:52 |
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The replacement ref debacle was always more than the blown calls. The blown calls were indeed blown a little out of proportion. The problem is the refs were also so bad at everything else refs do. They couldn't manage the game at all. They'd be screwing up the clock constantly, delaying everything because they couldn't communicate. Games were lasting so long with them in there. They couldn't decide how to call penalties. They were unable to control the players and coaches as seen when Jon Fox went nuclear. Judgement calls will always get blown but we rarely appreciate the refs for everything else they do.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 17:23 |
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I probably would have voted for Haslam if the news of the Cystic Fibrosis thing hadn't come out. But that pushes me over the top. The scout had been there for 15 years, worked from home most of the time, then they decide to cut cystic fibrosis treatment from the insurance plan and ONLY that from the plan is such a douche move. And this is only part of the story this year for the Dolphins. Ugh. Fins Down. Dolphins front office
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 04:10 |
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Bret Bielema That is a punchable face if I've ever seen one. Oh and the rest of the bullshit too.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2014 18:47 |
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swickles posted:Wasn't Jeff Fisher the coach that told an NFL exec to go gently caress himself when he asked him to call a timeout during a blowout because the NFL was running short on the promised ad time? This is a story I did not know and would like to know more
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 19:06 |
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God I wish those tweets were real because Rovell is just dumb enough to make them. This was a close call ad Pete Prisco is a bum but Darren Rovell getting so offended by a twitter joke that he reported the guy to his school is just so utterly douchey its incredible.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 02:24 |
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This is a battle of people I do my best to avoid listening to at all costs. But once in a while I end up in a car with someone who has "The Herd" playing. So in that case, gently caress Colin Cowherd
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 05:59 |
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Mushy Nick
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 19:45 |
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Rick Rielly Another no contest. Mel Kiper is a egotistical loudmouth but he also owns. You have to respect a man who can talk for 15 minutes about a no-name player nobody's heard of getting drafted in round 6. He's pretty drat good at his job and he gets a lot of crap because he's rarely right, but the fact is, most draft "experts" are rarely right. He's a hardworking hilarious looking Chia Pet and he owns it. Rick Rielly misquotes his own father in law to defend a racial slur. Rick Rielly writes bad poetry for columns. Rick Reilly demands getting credit for tweets on news stories he didn't break. Rick Rielly loves to point out that he's the son of a drunk constantly just for sympathy points. gently caress Rick Rielly
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 17:47 |
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Petite Dinklage posted:Ole Miss because gently caress the south in perpetuity Seconded ole miss because what the gently caress is ole
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 03:57 |
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haCHyfCCzR0 Wow this makes me hate it even more Ole Mistake
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 06:11 |
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Didn't Notre Dame win it all last year? They need to be in the discussion for the hall of fame instead of this. Northwestern Apologists
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 18:51 |
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I'm really goddamn tempted to vote for the 12th man based on the terrible homer posting of that one guy with the waffle avatar alone, but I just can't do it over Alabama. As horrible as the 12th man thing has gotten, I still feel some sympathy there due to to it being Seattle's first win. This is their first big moment in the sun, of course they are going to go nuts and be stupid obsessed with it. Give it a few years of miserable heartbreak and it'll die down. Let them have their moment. It'll take years to reach the culture of horrible that is Roll Tide. Alabama isn't a bunch of newbie bandwagoner twats who don't know how to handle success with grace, they are an ingrained culture of spoiled twats. I do not care for college ball. I don't watch it, I don't get invested in it, I just can't find any interest in it. Yet I still hate Bama, and when Auburn ran back that kick I was jumping for joy and celebrating with the rest of them, because holy poo poo, gently caress Alabama
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 22:28 |
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Chilichimp posted:One play in one game the year before they went to the Superbowl? I think you might be reaching, man. Didn't someone do a chart where they analyzed how that season would have gone if the result had been the opposite? Ultimately the Packers still made the playoffs but I think it cost them a first round bye.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 19:20 |
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Kalli posted:Richie Incognito is the platonic ideal of the douchebag. Well said. Richie Incognito
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 17:03 |
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49er fans fighting with seahawks fans make us all the douche. shut up also vote incognito
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 05:59 |
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A big thing here for me, was Jameis actually caught Red Handed raping a girl and the police brushed it off and hid it, or is this just TFF talking for everyone again? All I remember are allegations that got ignored due to the cops, not actual "I WALKED IN ON HIM RAPING HER" We have at least some visual evidence for Rice. Someone sell me.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 18:34 |
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Leperflesh posted:Jameis Winston also went on a shooting spree with one or more teammates on his campus with a pellet gun. Supposedly shooting squirrels, but causing a few thousand dollars in damage due to broken windows and the like. That's what I thought. We don't actually know. This is a tough fight. This is essentially the toughest battle we've ever had. Lets look at this: Jameis Winston -Apparently a douchebag, goes on shooting sprees with pellet gun. acts like immature college student -is viewed as savior and not punished for his actions because football -crab legs -may have raped someone, but we will never know for sure. He was never charged. Rice -Up to this point is supposedly a boy scout, no prior offenses to this -actually is charged -actually has evidence of dragging wife out of elevator. Remember, he dragged her out, he didn't carry her -the wife then apologized for being smacked around -but both are being charged We don't know exactly what happened in that Elevator. Maybe the wife actually was assulting him and Rice got in a lucky shot. We also don't know if Jameis actually raped that girl. But what we do have is video evidence of the aftermath of Rice's incident which makes him look just awful. We also have Ray Rice actually getting charged. When I don't know the truth to either, I'm going to pick the one with slightly more evidence. If Jameis is a rapist, then he deserves it, but we just don't have any real clue here. Ray Rice football fuckerman posted:We're already getting showered with them about Rice so you must be picturing an hour-long special on ESPN or something To be fair, they are all coming from the Ravens PR office, and everyone is slamming them for it.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 19:12 |