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getitoffgetitoff posted:

because he's british so they forgive the fact that he sucks

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What? He won? Yay!

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I hate the stupid zooms with every move. It's nauseating.

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Jerusalem posted:

MOTHERFUCKING FIGURE loving GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING 4! :woop:

Language, sir.

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Holy poo poo, Hunter looks old in the ring now. Like in the match with Bryan he looked fine, but compared to the Shield, he looks like an old man.

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What's the plan?

Yell and punch people.

I got this.

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Zyla posted:

we're GONNA NEED ANOTHER ROLLINS

The delivery time is thirty seconds or less, or your next Rollins is free.

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MOTHERFUCKING HOORAY!

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Uhh, Roman, I hope you're the Paramedic of the Shield...

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Seth Rollins is the most handsome man ever and one of the best wrestlers alive.

I love him so much.

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Bigass Moth posted:

Overreacting goons? Impossible.

Shut the gently caress up, I hate you, oh my god, you jerk! :supaburn:

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Banjo posted:

Sometimes... Bray Wyatt makes a lot of sense

:stare:

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Chokes McGee posted:

Especially Slater.

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matrocious posted:

Harper has the dreamiest eyes. :swoon:

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matrocious posted:

It's a great time to watch wrestling.

Tons and tons of dreamy eyed men.

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"HeyguysImjumpingholyshitthankgodyourenottheOutlaws!"

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Chokes McGee posted:

GOONS OUTSIDE THE CAGE

Okay, which one of you is Luke Harper

You are.

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It's always been you. You've always been it.

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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

The keep mentioning Bray's "Message."
Has Bray ever actually said what his message is?

Believe in the Shield.

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Chokes McGee posted:

Erik Rowan: "Close that door! Were you raised in a barn?"

Harper: :cry: You know I was!

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The only thing that could save this match is Bray crabwalking up the cage.

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You know what's cooler than this match?

Seth Rollins.

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Bard Maddox posted:

I wish the Shield match just went 20 more minutes.

I'd rather be watching the Shield backstage, being tended by medical staff.

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The Littlest Druid :3:

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Suben posted:

Sister Abigail will be AJ. What do you think the A stands for?!

Ajabigail?

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Chokes McGee posted:

And then it turned out it was Ron Studd?

And then Ron Studd turned out to be a guy in a Sting mask

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Blasmeister posted:

Tamina just stealing Rusev's moveset

Nemanyeh!

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That child embodies :stare:

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AKA Driver posted:

Johnny vs. Jimmy* for the next pre-show.


*Lil Jimmy will be played by Clem Layfield.

Goddamnit, I hate Clem Layfield.

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What?

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I wish David Bowie was here.

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AKA Driver posted:

Just half-listening, but it sounded like Cole said Steph gave Kane his rear end back.

Hunter needed to borrow it for a bit in order to win a mower riding competition.

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Somewhere in the parking lot a delirious and semi-concussed Seth Rollins is confusedly trying to start a car that does not belong to him.

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StarkRavingMad posted:

"this is a nice rest. I don't even have to walk back to the ring!"

Batista: Why didn't I think of that?

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MrDru posted:

but kane is a demon how on earth can you defeat a demon

There's Ruby's Knife, the Colt, exorcisms, Sam's powers...

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YOU HAVE FIRE POWERS KANE, WHY THE gently caress DO YOU NEED A LIGHTER, YOU BIG DEMONIC gently caress?

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Thank goodness for the Shield.

Writer Cath
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We can always count on the Shield to be terrific.

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Sky Shadowing posted:

Well, in any case I think we can all agree the right people won every match.

Torito over Horn woggle.
Cesaro over RVD/Swagger
Rusev over R-Truth/Xavier Woods, meh, we'll call this one a draw
The Shield over Evolution
Wyatt over Cena
Paige over Tamina
Bryan over Kane.

Barrett too!

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