Louie season 4 - "Can you not say dirty sex poop"

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Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Darko posted:

From my experiences, and what I've seen in seeing the inner workings of dating sites and stats and such:

Men typically have these kinds of categories:

- not interested in any way
- friend but not sexually attracted
- friend and would have sex with
- would have sex with, but wouldn't really want to be friends with
- would have sex with and date
- would have sex with and would marry/be long term with

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I don't understand why any guy would want to even try to gently caress someone they're not attracted to. If he/she doesn't get your penis hard, then it makes loving someone kind of difficult and can lead to all sorts of embarrassing situations. For women it's different, I guess, but for men there pretty much has to be a physical attraction if you want to get an erection, unless you're taking viagra or you have a really good imagination. But wouldn't just jerking off be an easier alternative if that's the case? At least you don't have to worry about hurting anyone's feelings.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 18:57

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 06:57

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Tofu Injection posted:

Are you sexually attracted to your hand? Do you still get an erection when you have sex with your hand? Its kind of like that.

Yeah, but the different is that jerking off doesn't have all the baggage and consequences that comes with having sex with a real person that you're really not attracted to. Plus, if the person is gross, I don't think I'd be able to get it up no matter how good my imagination is.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 19:28

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Frostwerks posted:

Jim Norton shouldn't be calling anyone gross.

Is it just me or does Jim Norton look different. Especially in the poker table scene, there was something off about him. Maybe he's just getting older, or maybe he's working out and has bulked up. But he doesn't look like the same old fat little bald boy.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 21:22

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Darko posted:

Gross is not the same as not attracted to. Real people often don't have baggage if you approach things maturely.

Sex changes gradually in scope and importance as people age. There are variations based on experience, issues, etc., but shows like Seinfeld, Louie, and Curb are semi accurate when it comes to those things - sometimes you have sex with someone just because you just feel like having sex with someone. They don't make a big deal about it, you don't, it's just a one night excursion or a fling. A lot of Louie episodes have he or the lady in question doing just that.

But how can you have sex with someone if you can't get it up? You don't need to have a erection to jerk off, but you kind of need one if you want to have sex with someone. This is the main reason why guys are generally shallower than girls. A physical attraction is sort of a requirement for me at least. That's not to say that someone can't grow on me after awhile and I can start to find them more attractive as I get to know them. But there needs to be at least some sort of initial attraction for that to happen. The reverse is also true. I've dated girls that I found very attractive at first, but they became less attractive to me as I got to know them.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 22:53

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Breadallelogram posted:

I've mastered the art.

# ¿ May 17, 2014 23:08

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Irish Joe posted:

Have you even had sex with a woman?

Have you?

# ¿ May 17, 2014 23:26

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

beanieson posted:

It also appears he's an only child in the flashback when at times in present day he has both a sister and a brother

Two sisters (the fat one who gave birth to a fart and the thin who gave birth to a daughter).

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 17:57

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Bown posted:

Plus Louie's mom also recognised something was wrong with her son and sent him to therapy to get him the help he needed. I don't think she was meant to be unsympathetic at all.

No, she was definitely a different character from the batshit crazy lady that his mom became in the present day episodes. But it's still not cool to threaten to kick out your 12 year old son because you don't like him anymore. I could see a woman who threatens that becoming batshit crazy at some point.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 18:04

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

PostNouveau posted:

Nah, if you listen to his Opie & Anthony appearances on youtube, he drops into that whole "political correctness is ruining society" bullshit a lot. Also, basically every time they talk about a woman, Louis will call her a oval office. Some of that might be him playing to Opie & Anthony's huge audience of dirtbags though.

A lot of that is just them making fun of themselves and ripping on each other. But yeah, O&A and pretty much all the regular comedians they have on the show hate political correctness and the censorship that comes with it, but then most comedians do. Of course radio hosts and comedians are going attack political correctness and censorship and defend free speech.

Gianthogweed fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jun 12, 2014

# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 00:18

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Manos del Sino posted:

I'll admit, I was expecting it to turn into a Diff'rent Strokes PSA about inappropriate touching at first, but that impression dissipated as soon as the teacher tried to set Louie up with his daughter.

It's a good thing Mr. Hoffman didn't own a bicycle shop.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 09:54

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

funniest old Louis CK bit.
http://youtu.be/ehWAV_az0OI?t=19m29s

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 23:58

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

SaltLick posted:

I would have loved to see Patrice on Louie

He was in at least one episode on season 1. But yeah it would have been cool to see more of him.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 13:29

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 06:57

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

widunder posted:

No, he wasn't. It really stings more than missing out on Philip Seymour Hoffman.

He was in at least one of the poker scenes. I think it was the second episode.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 11:16

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