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Grey Fox posted:If you've got leftover milk, you poured too much. I just keep adding cereal until the milk is gone. In other news, I'm a fat, gluttonous pig.
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Quidam Viator posted:Context? It's from Hancock. He just went to prison and everybody there hated him because he was a superhero and caught a lot of them. So he says "if you guys don't leave me alone this guy's head is going up this other guy's rear end." They don't. It does.
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Jun 22, 2014 09:27
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Nah man, that's David Mitchell.
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Jul 11, 2014 13:50
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Taeke posted:Wasn't there this thing a little while back where it was easier to get into Harvard than get a job at McDonalds? McDonald's wanted to hire 50,000 people all at once and got over a million applications before they quit accepting them.
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Jul 14, 2014 12:29
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cobalt impurity posted:No, that's the origin. That's where it all began. Indeed to great things often arise from such humble beginnings. What would the world be without Dickbutt? Indeed we were poorer before and I cannot imagine myself living in a world bereft of the majesty that is Dickbutt.
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Jul 29, 2014 01:56
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Elim Garak posted:I think the most disturbing thing I've learned today is that apparently there are people on message boards who haven't read Illuminatus! Isn't it still 1999? Am I growing old and dangerously out of touch? My fnord copy says "over 100,000 printed!" so I'm going to go ahead and fnord assume that it's actually not a very popular book. Brilliant, sure, but most people haven't even heard of it let alone actually read it. Even those that fnord read it probably don't get it. Took me five reads to actually understand what the fnord gently caress was going on. Really, though, anybody that hasn't read it should go out and buy a copy. It's a pretty good book. Probably one of the better ones I've read and having it on your shelf makes you look smarter.
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Sep 25, 2014 00:08
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Karate Bastard posted:Are they really? Or is it just FYAD and the lites invading themselves to poop on one another for free? Who runs that poo poo anyway? And why that butthurt name? Yes. That's literally what Something Sensitive is. It's a place for people to go whine about how they were unjustly punished and cast out of the goon community. Which is absurd because it isn't exactly difficult to not get banned if you aren't a complete idiot and/or rear end in a top hat. Their entire raison d'etre is to hate these forums while pretending that theirs are the real goon forums because they're actually nice, not mean like those awful goons! kannonfodder posted:IIRC he got permabanned a year or so ago. I think the ban reason was something along the lines of "Being Landerig". There was apparently some suggestions from mods and some others that he allow the Landerig account to be permabanned and create a new account with a different name because he'd never live down that image. He kept posting for a while anyway as Landerig but, truth be told, they were right and he got nonstop poo poo about it. It's possible that's what happened though he wasn't exactly the most liked person so it's also possible that he just got shown the door and told to never come back, ever.
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Sep 28, 2014 21:24
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Mogomra posted:He doesn't post on SS anymore. Might have even been banned. I'm surprised he did at all since I'm pretty sure he was doxxed by them before he got permabanned from this forum. How the hell do you get banned from the place that banned people go?
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Sep 29, 2014 02:01
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Data Graham posted:Guy at work the other day mentioned rickrolling, in a "haha remember when" kind of way. Another guy said "You know, they took down the original Rickroll video. Copyright claims." I think the best part of Rickroll is the fact that not only is Rick Astley totally OK with it but he Rickrolled the Macy's parade himself. But really, you can't talk about Rickroll without Duckroll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU Ah, simpler times.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:49
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Dienes posted:I feel like the last panel needs this coin instead. Where's the ring?
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Oct 21, 2014 02:20
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MariusLecter posted:Yea, the guy tried to sue the driver for injuries and such I'm guessing. It's a weird thing in that's why dashcams exist in Russia. People kept jumping onto cars then suing the driver for hitting them so people started putting dash cams up. The glorious side effect was that now we have literally everything happening on the roads in Russia being recorded which has led to some insane gifs. It isn't that roads in Russia are significantly more insane than everywhere else, they just have cameras on them all the time so all the crazy poo poo is guaranteed to be recorded.
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Oct 23, 2014 11:53
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7c Nickel posted:Jesus that's in poor taste. To make things even worse she was also like 14 or 15 and the guy made her dress up all nice before murdering the hell out of her. Yeah that is waaaaaaaaaay over the line as lovely as Gamergate is.
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Oct 26, 2014 17:54
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SnowblindFatal posted:If it was forbidden to make jokes whenever someone thought they were "in poor taste", we might as well turn the Earth into a giant monastery. I never said the joke shouldn't be made just that it was far beyond good taste. For the record I'm not a fan of 9/11 jokes either but I'm not going to suggest any sort of censorship. I will, however, suggest that a joke involving a picture of a young girl moments before she was brutally murdered by a grade A psychopath should probably be dialed back a bit. But, you know, that's just like...my opinion, man. Obligatory  edit: Where is this originally from? My Google Fu has failed me and I can only find the image. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 00:23 on Oct 27, 2014 |
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Oct 27, 2014 00:20
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mind the walrus posted:Ding ding ding ding ding. Anyone who thinks that serial killer photo is over the line has really not been paying attention to what GGers have been saying. Holy poo poo. I knew Gamergate was bad but not like that bad. Good lord. What the hell is wrong with these people?
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Oct 27, 2014 00:52
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SnowblindFatal posted:Yeah, dudes, chill out. You gotta admit that some of those images have been hilarious. Eh, the only one that bothered me was the picture of the murder victim. The rest are, in fact, legitimately funny.
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Oct 27, 2014 01:47
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That's Morgan Freeman.
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Nov 24, 2014 23:28
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Mister Adequate posted:Well yeah but then what happens to my manboobs? You make them dance. Duh.
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Dec 24, 2014 06:28
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beato posted:As a baldy I don't know why more men don't embrace their baldness it looks way better than the friar tuck, the comb over, or any other "who are they kidding" haircuts. I went bald pretty early. I'm talking like my hair started to thin in my 20's. The most important thing I learned about being bald is that other people care as much as you do. If you're insecure about it everybody is going to rip on you for it. If you don't give a poo poo and just go "yeah I'm bald, so what?" nobody really cares.
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Feb 21, 2015 20:41
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Byers2142 posted:Optometrists should start using the dress as the new colorblind test. So some people are colorblind only sometimes?
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Feb 27, 2015 21:40
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Barack HUSSEIN posted:That's actually p good because he used fiance instead of fiancee, so he's admitting to tittyfucking some manboobs. Any port in a storm.
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Mar 11, 2015 00:02
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Because they're still good books in their own right? Relatively few of Pratchett's books were weak. Monstrous Regiment was pretty "meh" but Guards! Guards! was fantastic, Mort was great, and
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Mar 13, 2015 17:50
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Gruffalo Soldier posted:Ahem... Pratchett also said it was "basically impossible to map it" because continents came and went or sometimes just exploded.
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Mar 13, 2015 23:39
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PCOS Bill posted:Yeah, ToxicSlurpee posted something like 10k pixels I replaced it with something smaller. Had no idea it would cause problems. I'd apologize if I was capable of remorse.
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Mar 14, 2015 01:39
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RFC2324 posted:We have a NSFW emote now? O.o That's been around for a very, very long time. Pretty sure it existed when I registered which was over a decade ago. If memory serves that was a goon's girlfriend.
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Mar 14, 2015 03:07
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D C posted:It's Sonya, from DPPH. Why do I remember that? Absurd amounts of drama surrounding goons posting homegrown in that era. I don't seem to remember Sonya causing any specifically but she was popular and pretty inextricably linked to goon porn in general. I think. That was a bajillion years ago in internet time and the memory is fuzzy.
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Mar 14, 2015 14:18
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davebo posted:I liked it better when it was about Vin Diesel because at least he was nerd-friendly from being into Dungeons and Dragons while Chuck Norris is a right-wing nutjob who deserves no attention, ironic or otherwise. Yeaaaah the thing about Chuck Norris is that he's extreme far right and though he might not be overtly racist he is a supporter of politicians that think racially harmful legislation and literal fundamentalism are perfectly fine. Even if he's a nice guy individually, one on one, in person supporting the American religious right makes him a poo poo.
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Mar 18, 2015 18:53
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RFC2324 posted:Please let this be the same kid, only 20 years later. If memory serves that is, in fact, the same kid and he's a programmer for...I think Apple or Sony.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:03
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EZipperelli posted:I mean, I just GIS'd his house, and plenty of hits came back. Honestly, it just looks, for the most part, like any other house during a remodel. Let me just say this phrase: load-bearing drywall.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:41
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titties posted:No, the For a long while pro wrestling was desperately trying to act like it was all real because they thought people cared. What they failed to realize was that people generally knew it was fake and didn't give a poo poo, really. I never was into wrestling much and haven't watched it in a long time but I know people that do watch it and it's ridiculous entertainment, really. From what I gather the advantage now that they realize people just flat out don't care that it's fake as hell is that they can be even more ridiculous. In the past the whole "keep your character all the time, forever" thing led to people literally getting arrested because they were acting all the time while in public or refusing to treat grievous, life-threatening injuries properly. It's also dangerous as gently caress. There have been times where dudes that were supposed to win the match got so tremendously injured they couldn't do anything other than lay on the ground and writhe in pain. I mean some people like to watch big, oiled, muscled up stunt men throw each other around a ring while saying mean things to each other. Not my thing really but I'm not one to judge. It's like a big homoerotic soap opera.
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blunt for century posted:hahahahahahaha what the gently caress Pretty sure the answer to that one is just "the internet."  Just let the abyss stare back and try not to think about it too much.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:30
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hello this is thank mr skeltal dog hateiman i always answer the phone this way but...
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Boinks posted:Saw this t-shirt at Kohls over the weekend: Disclaimer: I'm not actually a lawyer and this is probably not entirely accurate so don't take this as actual legal advice. This is just my understanding as far as copyright law goes. They can't copyright the meme as they didn't create it but they can create a derivative work and copyright that. Like if I paint a picture of a dude with an axe before everybody else I can't say "I now own the concept of a dude with an axe." It's too general. Nobody owns the copyrights on shibes in general or three canines and a moon in general. Since they didn't take the original photograph or create the DOGE meme they can't claim to own it. They can, however, claim to own that particular image if they created it. Granted the lady that took the original picture could maybe sue them for royalties but there are also clauses like if she never sued anybody else for DOGE becoming everywhere then she has basically given silent consent. There's a certain point where something becomes so common you can't trademark, copyright, or claim ownership on it anymore. Even so, nobody owns the copyright on shibe dogs. I think the biggest thing here is derivative works. It could possibly be argued that they modified the photograph enough for it to not count as the original anymore. This particular thing has a lot of grey area thanks to the existence of stuff like sampling in music and collage or photomanipulation in art. If that case did go to court (it won't) it would be hard to predict which side had a strong case (far as I know, anyway) but Kohl's probably has enough money to just spend the case out of existence. This also relies on the case starting in the first place; the lady who took the original DOGE picture would have to actually sue. edit: They could also possibly successfully argue that the image is a parody of three wolf moon shirts and DOGE. You can get away with basically anything as far as copyright goes if you're making jokes. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 21:32 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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jesus only carried me once this week we were like totes drunk but i passed out before him so he was a total bro and carried me home like dude didn't even drive you know but like according to that image i cant think him because it was only one night guys what do i do
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Hydrolith posted:gently caress. Wikipedia says these are drat cool lookin' mushrooms. No faulting the meme babby there! Morels are kind of rare and hard to find. They're also insanely good and either not easy or prohibitively expensive to actually buy. Finding morels if you're out mushroom hunting is like winning the lottery.
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blunt for century posted:Hahaha, well of course. Nature is a fickle rear end in a top hat sometimes. The problem with mushroom hunting is that some mushrooms will kill you very, very dead if you so much as put them in your mouth. Like you said, nature is a fickle rear end in a top hat and mushrooms don't gently caress around. There are entire books on the subject and experienced hunters have a set of rules to keep themselves alive. You need to be very, very cautious. When in doubt, throw it out. Keep separate samples in separate bags. Always positively identify stuff, that sort of thing. You look at not only appearance but things like spore patterns and such. You can find all kind of absolutely amazing stuff out in the woods that stores don't sell but sometimes you come back empty handed or only find poisonous stuff you can't eat. Even so I'd highly recommend finding some local experienced hunters and grab a book (yes, hunters are literally everywhere) and see what good stuff you can find. Just you know don't be stupid about it so you don't die. As for cultivating morels they only grow where specific kinds of trees have burned down kind of recently. They aren't easy to find or cultivate and if you find them you don't tell other people where. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Apr 12, 2015 |
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McKilligan posted:There was something about a sick wife and an all raw meat paleo diet or something? I don't really know, but I wish I'd changed the finisher animation to having the husbear heimlich a torrent of rotten meat from his wife, instead of of the current one. He's supposed to be dragging a chunk of meat out of her mouth, but it looks like he's ripping her skull out. If memory serves that was a gimmick that wasn't entirely serious. The guy was posting about how he and his wife were living in the woods subsisting on a largely "natural" diet. They ate nothing but raw meat and often ate carrion and whatnot and his wife was sick. Eventually people figured out the characters weren't human but were literally bears. I think that they talked about campers running away from them and raiding campsites and whatnot. It took a while before people were like "oh wait...they're bears! Of course they eat raw meat and dead animals." That was really all there was to it but it was so drat well done nobody cared.
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Moacher posted:Dr. Who fans are the worst. 3 people already made that joke on this page, did you really feel the need to make it TWICE more in one post? I don't remember seeing a joke. What joke are you referring to?
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Apr 23, 2015 18:07
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Sounds like some people had their Ruperts rumpled.
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Murderion posted:If it's your fetish, it isn't his. The rapist's conundrum. So what if my fetish is things I don't have a fetish for?
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