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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

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blunt for century posted:

This dude looks exactly like both Rob Riggle and Peyton Manning

I thought it was Mandy Patinkin. That dude is versatile!

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Looks like Two Girl One Clive happened at some point.



Scarf posted:

I want to know what happens when the babes try and run their fingers through spray on hair...

Isn't that stuff basically just hair spray with dye fibers mixed in? I imagine it feels like getting a sticky brittle smear of paint on your hands. And according to the commercials, it's waterproof, but I've seen photos of guys with the stuff dripping down their neck and forehead when they sweat. Sexy!

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Mister Adequate posted:

Waterproof, not sweatproof :colbert:

Well, then they should formulate it with some kind of antiperspirant built in. If you're the kind of person who thinks you should spray paint your head rather than let people see your scalp, you probably sweat a lot in social situations.


ToxicSlurpee posted:

I went bald pretty early. I'm talking like my hair started to thin in my 20's. The most important thing I learned about being bald is that other people care as much as you do. If you're insecure about it everybody is going to rip on you for it. If you don't give a poo poo and just go "yeah I'm bald, so what?" nobody really cares.

Exactly. There are some great sexy bald celebs and I'm pretty sure no one is like, "Yea, I would really like Patrick Stewart a lot more if he just had a full head of hair." Hell, some men look a lot better bald than with hair.

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What am I supposed to be seeing in this photo? :confused:

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What was she was doing in the original and why are they so excited/happy about it? It looks like she's putting toothpaste from one tube into another.

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Angela Christine posted:

As I recall it's from a music video, and these young thugs are playing a prank by putting glue or something into someone's toothpaste. Stone cold killers.

Wow, I've never seen such a large group of people act so triumphant over such a minor prank. The control room scene at the end of Apollo 13 was less fist pumping and cheering.

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Yeah it's almost as if music videos often show a somewhat heightened version of real-life situations.

Yea sorry, I missed where they said it was from a music video. Hard to tell without sound.

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:

They read like Stephen King trying to write a black character. lawdy lawdy

No because there's no reference in the gifs to the urban kids having special powers that saved the adult white guy from a supernatural evil lurking in the forest.

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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

(Here comes the flood of peter Gabriel puns)

In your eyes, would he use a sledgehammer? I mean, he'd obviously start digging in the dirt for Collins' grave, up on Solsbury Hill. I grieve to think that anyone thinks Collins could win - Collins could climb up a tree with a nuclear rifle, and Gabriel would win just by shaking the tree.

...that's all. :v:

:regd08:

Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins? Peter would shock that monkey.

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Sep 6, 2005

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Wait, I want to know how people almost died from the Slenderman meme. :stare:

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Sep 6, 2005

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OK, I don't know who this is. Who died? :(

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Karate Bastard posted:

Now say it five times in a mirror

Don't do this. Trust me. Bad things happen.

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A wrestler lip-syncing... that is hella meta. :allears:

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Ozz81 posted:

Yes they are - you know you hosed up when Simon Cowell calls out your poo poo behavior: http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/simon-cowell-breaks-silence-natalia-5465535

Goddamn, that's saying something when Cowell calls you hateful. :aaa:

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Sep 6, 2005

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So confession. Much shame.

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Best Dr. Who!

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I unsatirically like this post.

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Worst Harlem Shake Ever.

Edit: :doh: I meant Shake. That's what I get for posting tired. Fixed.

Karma Monkey has a new favorite as of 04:13 on Apr 30, 2015

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Rama of Ra posted:

Holy poo poo they also got kolaches. Place sounds bomb.

And it's their 3rd store, so you know they're popular. I would go somewhere I could get tacos, donuts, and kolaches at the same time. Not so much the knuckles though.

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Chard posted:

You don't even have to go there friend, they deliver! Lounge in your own filth and have a man bring tacos, donuts, and kolaches directly to your hovel.

But I'd have to move there. I'm in Bluecollar, MD, where I can get six kinds of lovely pizza delivered or passable Chinese. No taco, donut, or kolache delivery here. :qq:


Kajeesus posted:

You've never had a knuckle sandwich? They'll even cut off the nails if you're feeling squeamish.

I assume they are pig knuckles, and no thanks. :barf: It wouldn't matter what kind of knuckles; the answer would still be hell no.

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Sep 6, 2005

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:nyan: Ride that bitch across the ocean and all the way home.

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peep meem dohg

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Thanks Mrs. Skella

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Judge Schnoopy posted:

Where the gently caress do you get certified for this job I'd like to apply immediately

Ancient dickbutt

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

It's a dick with a dick, with a tail that's a dick,
With legs for balls, propped up with a stick.
YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE DICKS...

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Sep 6, 2005

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IT

(Real answer: Rocky Horror)

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Puistokemisti posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0A7WtCj7yc

Enjoy this example of finnish high culture.

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Indecisive posted:

let me help with one of the early ones (mostly an excuse to go rewatch, god drat this was 5 years ago already)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

I prefer this version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

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You should write it in both bathrooms and double your tips. :D

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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

also what do you guys think groverhaus smells like haha just wondering haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of the owner standing next to his house while he looks nervous or embarrassed

i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

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syscall girl posted:

There's like a wood or oil furnace in the shed that wasn't allowed to be part of the house for code reasons. The pipe is to carry the heat into the house somehow. So yeah.

hahaha Wait, with all the code stuff that place violated and he was actually obeying that one? Legend. I wish there was a whole website chronicling every bit of what he did. By the way, how did the story end? Is he done with it all and is he living happily ever after in his Grover House?

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D:d:D:d:D:d:D

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"I actually don't mind listening to people chew food."

- like 6 thoroughly disturbing dudes who have a weird dark-web internet forum where they post videos of old Hardee's commercials all day.

i would like to know if any of you have any pics of people chewing food loudly while looking nervous or embarrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

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Friendly Tumour posted:

All these places look incredibly awesome for paintballing. Critical mission failure

My thing about it is that it seems to be trying to use logic and reason with Future Man, and those aren't always effective, as evidenced by Past Man and Present Man. I think they should appeal to the ego because that is the one thing about man that always endures.

!!! ATTENTION! THIS IS A PLACE FOR STUPID AND UGLY PEOPLE. ARE YOU STUPID AND UGLY? IF YOU STAY HERE PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE STUPID AND UGLY. SMART AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AVOID THIS PLACE. !!!

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Puistokemisti posted:

Problem is that the person in the far future where meaning of 'nuclear waste storage' has been forgotten might not speak english. People didn't stop to figure out what hieroglyphs said before charged in and pillaged all the mummies.

I only hope and pray it's like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23SVHUPrUJ4

POX A CLIPS!!!! Don't let Mr. Dead catch you!

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