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Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
Welcome to the next installment of Tasteless Tattoos!

Try to post new content and not repeat "Old Classics"

Rules of PYF Apply:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3618247

The old thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3538420


- DON'T LEECH IMAGES!!

-Make sure to link :nws: images

-A tattoo might be well done, but it can be awfully tasteless, yes post it here.

-Can I post my own tattoos, also known as terrible mistakes of my youth? Yes, as long as they are truly awful.


There used to be a big album of ugly nasty infected grossness but I can't find it in the old thread and I don't have archives. So if someone could post it I'll add it to this post.
EDIT:

ToastFaceKillah posted:

Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album?

http://imgur.com/a/3TrO0
Yup! Here's why you do your research folks! And treat tattoos like open wounds and care for them properly.

For now, I'll continue where we left off in the last thread with this Radio Contest where the "winner" gets a free removal.


"Mutated butterfly/snake/dolphin. Had it done may 2011. My husband & i were having issues back then and a "friend" drew it (we would come up with these random mixes of animals and he'd draw them all mutated together). Out of anger towards my husband for not wanting to participate in lemonade day with our then 4 yr old, i left and went to get one of the drawings tatted on with no thought. The next day at lemonade day, my mom pointed out it looked like a penis fish. I don't talk to this "friend" anymore and my husband & i have never been better now and its just a horrible reminder of many mistakes done at that time. ~Sylvia"



"Prom night 1988, I got a "Down Boys" tattoo that I designed myself one afternoon during science class in school. Little did I know...The next year, I floated down the river with some bands, etc...There was a tattoo place during one of the float stops. I got mine re-lined & re-colored, etc...great weekend, it was the height of Warrant's time. Cut to, around 1995...and several rocker modeling jobs later (and whenever the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas was) I moved to Vegas and went to the opening of that casino and stayed there for the opening week. I ended up getting my Warrant "Down Boys" tattoo covered up with an all black curly pointy tribal thing on the back of my shoulder. Finally got a job, but had to cover it up with bandages and excuses, etc...rotator cuff surgery, the excuses ran out, so I started on laser. After thousands of $$'s later, (it was still experimental at the time) it was barely making headway and I got wind of a "doctor" who I could speak to who could CUT OUT MY TATTOO and sew it back together like it wasn't even there. I did it, crying the whole time, he gave me a sob story about how he was adopted...and he was very old! I went back to the person who suggested this janky guy and THAT person said that he would do permanant makeup for FREE on my scar and cover up the leftover stuff too, becasue he felt bad. WELP! THAT did not work, it was discolored! ~Robin"


:nws:http://i.imgur.com/xYWa94k.jpg:nws:
It represents what a stupid idea it is to get a joke tattooed on yourself when you are drunk! "Fire Crotch" I had it done when I was 19. ~Bridget

Now post your own! They don't have to have stories with them, but I love that these contestants included them.

Buggiezor has a new favorite as of 17:59 on May 13, 2014

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It pleases me greatly that Sylvia's marriage-saving, "friend"ship-ruining penis fish tattoo is now in the OP.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Why would you get a curse word tattooed on you if you're just going to censor it? And that's not how glass shatters, either.

TheCrushinator
May 19, 2008
Which one of you beautiful people created this album?

for content:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TheCrushinator posted:

Which one of you beautiful people created this album?

for content:



I like the last one of the selfie. It's like the tattoo even knows that it was a bad idea.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
This gem nearly got lost because of the closure of the old thread. From the same source as the mutant dolphin.

Multiplesarcasm posted:


Represents my first marriage. I had the tattoo done in August of 2004 while I was in the Army. I was married in Nov of 03, and was deployed to Iraq two weeks after my honey moon for a year of stop loss. I came home for two weeks leave in August, and had a dragon screwing a fairy done on my right arm. A month later while back in Iraq I found out that my wife had been cheating on me ever since I was deployed. So with a knife and lighter I did my own self removal of the fairy. The joke is the dragon had to burp but farted and blew his a$$ off, and the fairy with it. ~Bryan

What a classy guy!

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Is...is that supposed to be the old Patriots logo? That can't seriously be a permanent tattoo...

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

trapped mouse posted:

Is...is that supposed to be the old Patriots logo? That can't seriously be a permanent tattoo...

"Hey bro you want a tattoo? I know a friend who will do one for free! He's awesome!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There's just so many drat awful tattoos, there seems to be no end to the stupid things people put on their bodies.





Guni
Mar 11, 2010
RIP old thread. You had so much hosed up poo poo :(. You shall be sorely missed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Boris Karloff was a Pats fan?

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

That's like the love-child of Otzi the Ice-man, and Jesus. Magical.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.


I see someone's a fan of the Toxic Avenger.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Here's a few.













Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Uh the last rules and I don't even like Lost.

Zeah
Oct 14, 2012

wtf hax???

Say Nothing posted:

Here's a few.





I'm in complete love with that fox' face. Here's the reference it's trying to be.

Namenlos
Oct 20, 2010
So you might remember the bacon bow I posted in the last thread. Well, chick just got a new one



And posted a link to where she got it, too. I hope you'll forgive the image dump, there was just too many to choose from.


Why does Iron Man have a camel-toe? :(


Were all nad here?


Dieam?, Fuse? Saliva? Youe?




What's sad is that a lot of the actual artwork they posted is quite good.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
TATTOO MAKER

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle
Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album?

http://imgur.com/a/3TrO0

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I want to know how wart stars on that lady's foot even happen :magical:

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle
Fungus.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

So they effectively injected fungus into her skin while tattooine? I'm amazed and grossed out, and thankful for the sterile tools my artist uses.

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle
Could have just as easily, and more likely, picked it up outside whatever shop she got it in. If she had nasty shoes, and put her feet in them, if she went walking with flip flops. lots of things.

Edit: Boba Fett doesn't go in shoes.

ToastFaceKillah has a new favorite as of 19:57 on May 15, 2014

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.
:nws: http://37.media.tumblr.com/adc828a286c88a6338d5de67360e263c/tumblr_n4mrf1jVio1ts1nlqo1_1280.jpg

It's a porn shot (a cumshot at that), but that tattoo is nonsensical and bad.

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.

ToastFaceKillah posted:

Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album?

http://imgur.com/a/3TrO0

Yes, that's it. Ew.

ED-E My Love
Feb 26, 2014

The cutest lil' eyebot in the Wasteland

A literary masterpiece

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

ED-E My Love posted:


A literary masterpiece

To make it a little more entertaining, those are the lyrics from T.I.'s opening verse of the Rhianna song, "Live Your Life".

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


This is my favorite bad tattoo of all time and deserves to be in every thread. The intention is so pure but the execution is basically the worst thing imaginable.

Sort of :nws:, but not really. It's a finger

http://i.imgur.com/3UjId2m.jpg

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
complete with the star-shaped droplet of precum

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Someone on the last page of the last thread posted an album chronicling a pubic tattoo removal. Enjoy: :nws: :nms: http://imgur.com/a/oQxmm :nms: :nws:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless












Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Trilineatus posted:

I want to know how wart stars on that lady's foot even happen :magical:

jgrrr posted:

So they effectively injected fungus into her skin while tattooine? I'm amazed and grossed out, and thankful for the sterile tools my artist uses.

ToastFaceKillah posted:

Could have just as easily, and more likely, picked it up outside whatever shop she got it in. If she had nasty shoes, and put her fett in them, if she went walking with flip flops. lots of things.

What is going on here? Am I schizophrenic? I don't even like those movies.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

It's the ursine version of :getin:

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Paula Poundstone?

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

I've been laughing at this for nearly 10 minutes. The longer you look the funnier it gets.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

HardDisk posted:

Someone on the last page of the last thread posted an album chronicling a pubic tattoo removal. Enjoy: :nws: :nms: http://imgur.com/a/oQxmm :nms: :nws:

Well she sure does like showing her minge on the internet I guess. That hardly changed at all, she may as well have covered it up by growing a luxuriant thatch over it!

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Also, the initials she mentions are tiny and obscure (even after reading that they were there, I had to look for them). She could easily have had just the initials removed or covered up.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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