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Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.


let it be known that the dude posts about professional wrestling

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)


Thom and the Heads posted:

let it be known that the dude posts about professional wrestling

This actually makes perfect sense. Like that's poetry in motion

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3382 days!


Thom and the Heads posted:

let it be known that the dude posts about professional wrestling

Nearly all of your posts are in the Counter Strike thread and this one.

You have a Counter Strike tattoo, don't you?

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008






spudsbuckley posted:

The simplest way to avoid bad tattoo artists is to never get a tattoo because they are really loving stupid and only exist so that people on the internet can laugh at the horrible poo poo you permanently had put on your body.


spudsbuckley posted:

It's objectively dumb as gently caress. You already know your kids names already and no one else gives a poo poo.

It is just the sign of a person who is so starved for attention that they daub names on themselves hoping some random rear end in a top hat will come up to them and ask "Who are Jocelyn and Brad?" so they can bore yet another person with a rambling soliloquy about their kids and how they are soooooooo amazing.

All tattoos are loving stupid and have no meaning. They are merely a desperate attempt to make yourself look more interesting when you have gently caress all going for you.


spudsbuckley posted:

Nearly all of your posts are in the Counter Strike thread and this one.

You have a Counter Strike tattoo, don't you?

Meltdooooooooooooooooooooooooooown

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer

spudsbuckley posted:

I'm terrified of butterflies as well.

Not sure why, but i get full on locked up, heart beating wildly, deathly terror if one gets into my house somehow. They move weird or something, i dunno.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!




Tasteless Tattoos: it's objectively dumb as gently caress.

strangemusic has a new favorite as of 21:59 on Apr 14, 2016

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010


I like where this thread is heading.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


mustard_tiger posted:

I like where this thread is heading.

Obviously it's post your favorite terrible butterfly tattoo time.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Stringbean posted:

they are the best things I have ever done with my life.

That's... really sad. I'm sorry.

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013


PCOS Bill posted:

That's... really sad. I'm sorry.

I think he means his kids, not the tattoos.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Pcosbill gets that.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


PCOS Bill hates the world and everything in it.

HungryMedusa
Apr 27, 2003

Sometimes you want to ride the roller coaster twice and you don’t wanna wait in line.


These mermaids want you to shut up.







Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give


Ultra Carp

HungryMedusa posted:

These mermaids want you to shut up.



I legit thought that this mermaid had a butt-wing at first glance. Now I want to see someone get a tattoo of a mermaid with butt-mounted fairy wings.

quote:



... Why does the baby just stop? Did someone forget to draw the rest of the baby? Are mermaid babies born as floating heads/torsos that grow their fish half upon puberty? So many questions.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

HungryMedusa posted:

These mermaids want you to shut up.




When people talk about "side boob" they generally don't mean a boob growing from someone's side.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Tasteless Tattoos: That's... really sad. I'm sorry.

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Soiled Meat

I've never seriously wanted a tattoo until that autistic retard posted that.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



I am shocked that somebody doesn't like tattoos in the make fun of tattoos thread.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Facebook really gets me. This page was suggested to me today
http://www.tattoodesignsbydanielle.com/index.html

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


Those seem average at worst unless there are some big screwups that didn't show up at phone size. The thread isn't really about tattoos in general being bad, it's about someone permanently adding a penis butterfly with vulva wings to their forehead

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day


Funhilde posted:

Facebook really gets me. This page was suggested to me today
http://www.tattoodesignsbydanielle.com/index.html

Yeah they're not that bad compared to most of this thread but for some reason this one really bugs me:

http://www.tattoodesignsbydanielle....7_124841_1_.jpg

Like I get you think you're being really loving fancy but just write the goddamn date like a real human.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Well the first tattoo in her portfolio is not exactly tasteful but thanks for explaining this thread to me.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.


Funhilde posted:

Well the first tattoo in her portfolio is not exactly tasteful but thanks for explaining this thread to me.



I thought this was a Dark Souls 2 tattoo for a second and that was bad. Then I realized what it was and it got worse.

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Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Mr. Moderator asked me to start a new thread, so I did.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3772428

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