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spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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JoelJoel posted:




They could always try it again in 2019.

Why are there squirts of piss flying out of the flag?

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spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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stringball posted:

I legit wonder what these people have done to their dick/balls

Hopefully something that makes them completely non-functioning so that they can't spread their idiot-genes to future generations.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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The simplest way to avoid bad tattoo artists is to never get a tattoo because they are really loving stupid and only exist so that people on the internet can laugh at the horrible poo poo you permanently had put on your body.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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Stringbean posted:

B-But I have my children's names tattoo'd on my wrists. Surely thats innocent and not horrible :(

I don't understand why anyone would do this.

Do you think you will forget their names some day and need a handy reminder? Do you think someone will see it and give even half a poo poo about who Jadeyn and Caleb are?

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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sweeperbravo posted:

Idk, depending on how you look at it it's less dumb than getting a band name or something tattooed on. Like, you made the kids and all. It's a matter of being proud, like when people get patriotic tats or other group/characteristic pride type things. (not that that precludes anythign in any of those categories from being stupid, just saying i get why people do it. Mos tpeople want their tattoos to have meaning and for a lot of people ther'es nothing more meaningful than their kids :shobon: )

It's objectively dumb as gently caress. You already know your kids names already and no one else gives a poo poo.

It is just the sign of a person who is so starved for attention that they daub names on themselves hoping some random rear end in a top hat will come up to them and ask "Who are Jocelyn and Brad?" so they can bore yet another person with a rambling soliloquy about their kids and how they are soooooooo amazing.

All tattoos are loving stupid and have no meaning. They are merely a desperate attempt to make yourself look more interesting when you have gently caress all going for you.

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spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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Thom and the Heads posted:

let it be known that the dude posts about professional wrestling

Nearly all of your posts are in the Counter Strike thread and this one.

You have a Counter Strike tattoo, don't you?

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