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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
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it's magic

ozma fat lol

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Hi vas :)

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Looks like a delicious salad.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Looks like someone isn't taking their break-up too well

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Is Vas tripping on Ambien again?

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.
That salad looks like poo poo. Beets, sun dried tomatoes, and gross olives? C'mon son.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Lots of truth in this thread.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm worried vilepilot may have finally tracked down vasudus. :ohdear:

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006

RichieHimself posted:

That salad looks like poo poo.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm worried vilepilot may have finally tracked down vasudus. :ohdear:

p. sure vas legit hates ozma (who is fat)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

settin up my shim trap. you can't tell, but whip and two other pigs are camouflaged in this pic.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
This is the worst handjob I have ever seen

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Wuh0uMZ.gif :nws:

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 21:57 on May 7, 2014

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Booblord Zagats posted:

This is the worst handjob I have ever seen

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Wuh0uMZ.gif :nws:

im down with it

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
navy. become a wizard.

*godsmack*

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

marines get to fight dragons

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

marines get to fight dragons

Unfortunately dragons are just a metaphor for alcoholism and spousal abuse.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

im down with it

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Unfortunately dragons are just a metaphor for alcoholism and cocknball torture

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
vas has the voice of an childmolesterangel.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dwarves are usually a bit higher pitched.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Vasudus posted:

ozma fat lol

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Yeah, that too

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Those tomatoes look like dates which reminds me of the time a terp gave me one and it had the texture of a cockroach and it was disgusting true story.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Those tomatoes look like dates which reminds me of the time a terp gave me one and it had the texture of a cockroach and it was disgusting true story.

But were they bad dates?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Missed u Vas <3

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
A date from a terp is never a bad date. :gay:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
ur a good lad vas

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
do the trick with the rabbit

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Vas, it's not your fault.













No, really.











Vas, it's not your fault.



:glomp:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
vas you were one of those guys that took magic the gathering cards with you to boot, weren't you?

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
Vasudus what did you get arrested for and go to court for and get convicted of?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Booblord Zagats posted:

Unfortunately dragons are just a metaphor for Okinawan cab drivers.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

anne frank fanfic posted:

Vasudus what did you get arrested for and go to court for and get convicted of?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

show us the birth certificate vas

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN


Vasudus has fallen into shadow. GiP stands upon the edge of a donut. Submit but a little and it will fail, to the ruin of all.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Victor Vermis posted:



Vasudus has fallen into shadow. GiP stands upon the edge of a donut. Submit but a little and it will fail, to the ruin of all.


Ah, they got the stink marks in there and everything.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if you put shredded cheese on a salad, Ozma thinks its floating in air

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




:lol:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Victor Vermis posted:



Vasudus has fallen into shadow. GiP stands upon the edge of a donut. Submit but a little and it will fail, to the ruin of all.
Our own goddam Michelangelo.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Victor Vermis posted:



Vasudus has fallen into shadow. GiP stands upon the edge of a donut. Submit but a little and it will fail, to the ruin of all.

Holy poo poo.

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