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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Good reflexes there, but the really badass thing to do is to properly tie the kegs before moving them.

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To be honest 'Safety first' would be an awesome warcry for the dayglow jacket, hardhat crew as they ram the preceding train and push it off the rails.

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Hell's yes somebody start a CYOA

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Did your father leave that very night knowing he will never top that?

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mds2 posted:

Oh no. We should have a Bad rear end Dad's thread. He was "Marine of the Month" 3 months strait during the Viet Nam war.

You should start it, I don't know that anyone else have a better dad for the OP.

(Mine is swell but he's an optometrist, not fixer of massive trucks)

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That too would make an entertaining thread.

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This is where I draw the line, moderate rear end fathers are not interesting enough.

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Let's get this thread back on track.

Audie Murphy

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Firefighters in the aftermath of perl harbour.

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Learning is def badass.

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Reposted from the OSHA thread

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A+ would pet again :petdog:

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Elephants are a terrifying force of nature.
When I toured South Africa my hostess told me how she and her husband drove close to a herd to take some pictures and had to drive backwards for several kilometres because the chasing elephant did not give them the time to spin the car around.

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I wish I knew anything about airplanes, I can't tell if it's stupidly reckless or an acceptable risk.

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That's Hella cool.

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The best boy/girl. :3:

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The outcome was obvious from the start, Japan has its share of problems but a fear of venomous sea creatures is not one of them. :black101::krakken:

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This is performance art in the best way possible.

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Whoa.

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jumping spiders are badass

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Knife stew in 4 easy steps!
Cheap, delicious and nutritious.

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!
The buggers have learned to fly! Run for your lives!

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And now he's fullthor, good on him.

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:aaaaa:That's the best horror movie I never saw.

And once you got into the storm, neither did you.

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That is amazing, a reminder that the human body is optimised for endurance running and not for raw strength.

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Hmm gorillas are have a way better strength to mass ratio than us puny humans, we need to train 3 gorillas to properly test this angles hypothesis.

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Could we send this guy to hunt down terrorists and assassinate warlords? Because he seems completely up to the task.

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I caused 4 men to lose their wivez :dong::smuggo:

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Pffft, you can't even operate your phone while flying.
What good is a jetpack you can't tweet in?

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That was both badass and fun.

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But this looks nothing like fried chicken!

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drat, that is a life well lived.

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Stop posting Graf Orlok's summer home, he'll sue and suck your assets dry.

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New tablet background grab!

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Jul 17, 2007

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Fat the powers that be!

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Jul 17, 2007

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You can always embrace G.G.Allin, but you shouldn't. you don't wanna know where hes been.

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:lol:

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Iirc that racoon broke into his house and attacked his timid dog.
I'd done the same.

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Jul 17, 2007

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ekuNNN posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45745082
An Italian bank manager who robbed from the rich to give to the poor has narrowly escaped going to prison.
Gilberto Baschiera was the bank manager in the small mountain town of Forni di Sopra, where he stole about €1m (£0.9m) over seven years.
He took small amounts from wealthy clients and transferred it to those who couldn't qualify for credit.
But he never pocketed a penny for himself - and avoided going to jail after a plea bargain with authorities.

:unsmith:

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https://www.discogs.com/Kektex-I-gently caress-Everything-I-Kill-I-Kill-Everything-I-gently caress/release/806316

that's all I could find, other than the ladies looks are obviously in tribute to G.G.Allin's "I Kill Everything I gently caress"

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