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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How to drive a pylon into the ground using no special equipment except a tambourine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK6DaYnYRF0

Girls gotta have standards

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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BrianBoitano posted:

You've got a bow & arrow, and there's a hostage human shield situation? No problemo!

https://i.imgur.com/dU19cLt.mp4

The video shows that, ofc the penetrating power is lessened, but it can still pierce a rubber target:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc_z4a00cCQ

All of Lars's videos make Legolas look like a short-bus reject. The first time I saw his speedshooting and acrobatic shooting I couldn't reconcile the reality I was witnessing.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Pook Good Mook posted:

Modern humanity is a miracle.

As in, it's a miracle we didn't kill ourselves.

There's still time. Remember, hope is the enemy.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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As badass as this seminal video is, I always imagine there's an alternate universe where the cold cock doesn't stun the 'roo and it just disembowels him moments later.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Quick, someone get me my pearl necklace, there's clutching to be done!

This is the Bad rear end thread isn't it? Dude didn't even lose any chesthair or eyebrows for chissakes.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Haha, rocking flight of the Valkyries in the cab.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Randaconda posted:

Banjos are cool and good, actually.

hth

Indeed. All genre's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJjd_sZcMYw

Don't Panic

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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loving great, now we gots stealth hawks to deal with....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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pik_d posted:

Relax, it's just falling with style

Is there a difference?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Elizabethan Error posted:

depends on how fast you're falling and in which direction.

I prefer to think of it like throwing oneself at the ground and missing.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Huh, so I guess Tesla really did invent a lightning death ray...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Jabor posted:

I always figured actual special forces would lean more towards the "can run in full gear all day and still shoot straight" endurance side of things and less towards the "ton of muscles but starts getting gassed after ten minutes".

I think its less about morphology and more about capacity for dealing with misery.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Plus I always kinda figured being built like a brick shithouse just means your that much bigger of a target, and bullets don't care how many muscles you have....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Beastie posted:

He's really good at sitting in one spot for hours on end and then kicking in some poor fucker's door before he riflebutts them, zip ties their hands, and drags them to the helicopter.

Jesus his poor kids, and I thought carpool pickup sucked when I was little..

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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MrJacobs posted:

...Unless you have some kind of genetic butt based disorder where one cheek is bigger than the other, then it might not help that much...

Hi There!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

The dude did things his way.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Either pre-scored or the dude took a couple of failed attempts before the recording we saw.

Agreed that it doesn't detract from the impressive nature of the feat.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also I'm pretty sure they get the guy do do his craziest kicks and then position the boards where his limbs will end up but yeah, they're still pretty great

https://i.imgur.com/NcpABPt.mp4

When the inevitable mob of angry folks with selfie sticks descends upon this guys hometown, only he's going to be truly prepared.....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yes we are.

Turn off your webcam.

:golfclap:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Say Nothing posted:

I've always wanted a freaky gothic mansion.



Isn't this PeeWee's playhouse?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ekuNNN posted:




(he was reunited with his family, and went on to be a successful minister and his daughter was interviewed in the 30s for the Slave Narratives Project)

God drat this may take the cake for most badass thing I've seen/read in this thread.

Its like an old timey version of that scene from Pulp Fiction:

'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee'

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Pondex posted:

Where did he get that engine? I thought radial engines were mostly used on planes.

Nope. Its a little known fact that most radial engines used on planes started their life in motorcycles.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Jerry Cotton posted:

What's wrong with him :ohdear:

Swam up a brackish river and got stuck in a CT machine I'd wager.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Jedit posted:

It's Coors, nobody will be able to tell the difference.

Not entirely, I mean, they'll figure it out once they realize it actually tastes good...















The vomit, not the coors

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Solice Kirsk posted:

I get that the stadium/franchise can't publically say they thought it was hilarious or else everyone is going to try and hit the opposing players with home run balls, but the players should get him box seats or something because it really was impressive and hilarious.

The stadium should put him in a box seat just to keep that freak of nature from getting his hands on any more game balls.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Time to next fight is now determined by testicular temperature...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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ElGroucho posted:

What they should do is come up with a new pain scale

Does it hurt like stepping on 1 lego, or stepping on 3 legos?

Because that's about as nonsensical as having your pain scale be between 10 and 11.

Really it should start with something less painful than the surface of the sun.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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beanieson posted:

How about the poor saps who unknowingly took stolen money? Are they gonna have to pay it back?

No for goodness sake's, don't be unreasonably hyperbolic.












They're going to jail.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Inexplicably posted in the Funny Pictures thread

I'm not sure whats Bad rear end about a poor bird with feet/legs in front and wings in the back. We're probably witnessing this abominations terminal plummet.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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I watched that whole thing waiting for a a disembodied upper half of a cowboy to appear in the sky's above those mountains and shower us with pure joy...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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http://mainport-gazette.wikidot.com/wiki:dalton-and-de-gracy

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Christ y'all are really milking this one for all its worth.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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AzureSkys posted:

Feel like Devin Townsend should get some notice for his ability and range. Mostly, he puts a hell of a lot of emotion and quality into his work. He covers the ground between demon and angel quite well.
https://youtu.be/DrDM6V08wcE?t=372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnNRafv13M

Proclick. Dude is razor sharp on pitch.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Gillette brand baseballs.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Beachcomber posted:

What if it was brexiters, though?

Valar Morghulis

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Megillah Gorilla posted:

When you see them without hair (due to mange usually) it becomes obvious they have a tonne of muscle. They're also twice as strong by weight.



Yeah everything about the physiology of them is evolved around maximal functional strength/leverage. Even the tendon/muscle anchor points are more advantageously located for strength/leverage (as opposed to finer dexterity like us).

That being said nobody goes farther on less energy than us so they still gotta catch us first!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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God drat that's cool! That's totally stock right?

Where the heck do they put the intake (since I don't see a snorkel)?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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BrigadierSensible posted:

Do we know whom was trying to steal the rabbit from whom?

Actually the rabbit is actually intervening to stop a fight between good friends Mr. Fox and Mr. Eagle

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Rigged Death Trap posted:

Isaac newton is the deadliest motherrucker in space

That neutron star is going to MASSIVELY gently caress up somethings day, eventually.

I kind of figured the odds are overwhelmingly in favor of crashing spectacularly into nothing.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

What's the collective noun for wolverines? Because here's a [....] of wolverines.

https://i.imgur.com/G8U98c5.mp4

Uh, its called a 'Weapon X Containment Failure'

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