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thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



It was going so well, right up to the end.... and then he actually drank it.

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thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


DandyLion posted:

Swam up a brackish river and got stuck in a CT machine I'd wager.

Auspol candiru?

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

What's the collective noun for wolverines? Because here's a [....] of wolverines.

https://i.imgur.com/G8U98c5.mp4

It's a "bub" of wolverines.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



Multi-truck drifting!

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



Does not end with a basket rattling down a plastic pole and trapping a mouse. 3/10, cannot recommend.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


OwlFancier posted:

I'm just saying you go around wearing an animal suit and hitting people with a paddle that's a furry.

When you wear a jaguar suit
paddlin' peeps to boot
that's a furry

Paddle has obsidian spikes
which conquistadors don't like
still a furry

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Snowy posted:

This is amazing thank you. Unfortunately I’m very dumb but it’s still fun to read. Maybe I’ll adjust my telescope ship to fly along with the earth’s orbit to allow a longer and steadier shot, avoiding some of the blur you mentioned.

By the time I’m able to have a massive ftl telescope I think I’ll also have the ability to say “enhance” and have it work.

Small problem: you are ~2000 light years away. This means, roughly speaking, you need to maintain an average real-space speed of >12,000 ly/day to keep up.

I thought you needed a hypermassive object and an FTL spaceship but apparently you only need a sufficienly fast FTL spaceship to go back in time? https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/can-you-really-go-back-in-time-by-breaking-the-speed-of-light/ or https://arxiv.org/pdf/1505.07489.pdf if you need the detail.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



That's pretty amazing, doing all that while wearing a face mask.

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thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Screaming Idiot posted:

I know how you feel. When I'm in taking a dump in a public toilet and someone knocks on the door because they need to go, I also experience a Limit Break and time slows down while I unleash a blast of pure ki from my beleaguered bowels. Clean and empty, I leave the stall so that the next fellow may experience his own moment of pees (and shids).

FTFY

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