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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Hipster Occultist posted:

My roomate's father worked at a remote oil plant in northern Britsh Columbia, Canada. Said facility was ringed by a high voltage electric fence designed to keep bears away.

One day they noticed the fence was going haywire on their sensors. It turns out a wolverine had touched the fence. Each time it shocked him he attacked the fence, which shocked him, which triggered another attack.

This went on for about a solid hour before they had to just turn off the fence so the drat thing would leave.

That's an amazing story. In the animal world wolverines are like that psychotic knife carrying guy whistling and peeing in a dark alley. They're amazing to study and watch from afar, but everything about them tells you stay far the hell away.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 16:56

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

JoelJoel posted:

gently caress the haters, this poo poo is more important and Bad rear end than anything invented since (or prior)

Wanna explain it to those of us that haven't taken chemistry since 1995?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 17:47

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

CommanderApaul posted:

Holy gently caress. I never realized they'd gently caress each other up so much. I mean, I knew bulls could kill each other in competition, but never appreciated just how violent the contests could get until I saw that.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 23:01

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Ah, I thought that one moose had a huge gash across its face.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 00:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Mustang posted:

that seems like a lot of potentially dead or critically injured people if somebody wrecks or loses control. I definitely wouldn't be standing on the side of the road like that.

Then you, sir, are not a true rally fan.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 00:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

jamal posted:

That class of racing was banned probably less than a year after that shot due to numerous spectator and driver deaths. There were basically no rules, so cars had over 600hp with 1980s suspension, brake, tire, and safety technology. Which is why they did this:

Yeah, Michelin are great tires for rally racing. Grippy on the street and loose and controllable in the dirt.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 05:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wasn't a common belief back then that covering you mouth and eyes and not exposing skin was enough to stop radiation? Not by scientists obviously, but by regular people?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2014 17:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

pretty soft girl posted:

Wasn't this the motivation behind the invention of the Maxim Gun too or is that just an anachronism/my false memory? I'm having a hard time finding a quote but I seem to remember this being the case.

I think Gatling thought his gun would do that too.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 16:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Mr.Booger posted:

I like how the guy looks right at the camera multiple times during his speech. Not that I don't agree with him, but seriously are people this stupid?

Yes.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 16:19

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

ElGroucho posted:

Brutal

Perry-Casteneda Library at the University of Texas

Nothing preps you for a night of cramming quite like a library that looks like a space prison

Space prisons have laser bars :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 17:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The Moon Monster posted:

Its a Ningen!

http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Ningen

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 16:14

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Say Nothing posted:

If you haven't spotted the sniper by the time you've read this, you are already dead.

Fat chance. He's not even aiming at me.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 01:19

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Guns on guns on guns. That looks like an engineer sat down one day and painstakingly redrew his sons drawings of "Mega Super Tank" to surprise him on his birthday or something.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 03:52

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

funtax posted:

It's actually two MiG engines strapped to the T-34, for added badass.

See, we can create this for good, but nothing else Red Alert-esque?! I demand Mammoth Tanks within the next 2 years damnit.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 07:52

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Malleum posted:

Does it count if it doesn't have a turret? Because West Germany made this in the 70's.

The Americans also made a 'Super Ontos' around the same time, with 2 105mm guns/recoilless rifles in an unmanned(?) turret.

And finally Russians made the 2S35 Koalitsija-SV in ~2005. People are on this, man.

I'm not seeing anti-air missiles on any of these...AWAITING ORDERS!

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 10:30

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Buttonhead posted:

Looks like she was killed by Goldfinger's younger, poorer brother, Concretefinger.

BAHBAHBWOOOW

Concretefinger, he's the man
The man with the gorgon touch

# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 07:02

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

They could also be holding the hand brake and doing that, but who knows.

Say Nothing posted:

Strong legs, y'know.

Ronnie Coleman, 2500lb leg presses.

"How many plates do you want?"

".......all the plates."

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 05:56

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Gorilla Salad posted:

How many plates?

45lb weights like that are called "plates." Don't you lift bro? :smug:

I don't

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 16:17

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

JoelJoel posted:

The future is now:

link if gif loads too slowly: http://i.imgur.com/ZCnkm0g.gifv

e: Never mind. Apparently this quad glock is peuwny a veeak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU

Well this changes everything! Why hire an expensive hit man when you can do it yourself with a hovering killbot?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 22:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRqdzF8swY

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 20:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

And if it floats, that means it's made of wood and therefore.....

# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 02:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Say Nothing posted:

Took me a second to see the surfer on that thing. Wow.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 18:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

He should just get all his tats like that. Be cheaper in the long run.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 01:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

bimmian posted:

I almost feel bad for the kid- He has to be a total badass his entire life. "Hey, you know that guy Cannon with the dragon scar over in accounting?" just doesn't work.

This is exactly what is going to happen. My friend's middle name is "Danger" and he is an IT nerd.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 16:36

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wilford Cutlery posted:

A blue sky on Mars?

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 03:38

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

pik_d posted:

Why does the moon say "FoiL" on the back?

Because if you put the foil on the other side the cheese would stick. :rolleyes:

edit:
bah, didn't notice the other page and got beat with a better joke.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 21:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Brian Blessed has done a heck of a lot of kick rear end stuff, here's just one example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9c05bvN6Z0

He's got the record for being the oldest person to have reached the North Pole on foot and although he's failed in his three attempts to climb Everest he did set a record by reaching 28,500ft without oxygen at the age of 68. His hobby is climbing mountains:

He currently lives in a log cabin on eight acres of woodland where he has an animal sanctuary with over 1,000 animals, many of which have been rescued from circuses and similar places.

Most impressively though is that he and I share a birthday. Is he relished in England as much as he should be? That dude should be met with applause and admiration everywhere he goes....and ear plugs. Dude's so important god made him louder than everyone else.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 15:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Crow Jane posted:

The correct spelling of his name is actually BRIAN BLESSED

Needs to be shaking and at least two time bigger.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 15:25

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

canis minor posted:

I find this pretty badass: http://www.techinsider.io/germany-is-turning-on-its-monster-stellarator-2015-10

Thats amazing and I never knew about it. Thanks for posting it!

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 14:39

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

IIRC they later got an Apache to hover over where he shot from and measure the distance with it's laser rangefinder (the Army that is, I don't think Guiness have Apache gunships.)

Guiness could afford a fleet of them though.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 15:48

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

joat mon posted:

All this says to me is he had poor retirement planning.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 16:48

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

It was a joke you goons.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 16:57

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

well why not posted:

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/h...k-sponsorededit

7 months after childbirth. 12 years since a shark attack that took an arm.

Thats a woman that truly loves her sport.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 17:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

No one uses porn mags anymore. The days of woods porn and being friends with that one annoying kid because he knows where his dad keeps his Penthouses is over.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 14:33

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Double Bill posted:

Look at this loving horse

It's majestic and knows it

Thats a big loving horse. Or proportionally small people. One of the two.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 23:02

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Screaming Idiot posted:

You'd think he would have welcomed the chance to stay in a morgue. "Finally, a release from being Russian!"

Its the hardest club to get into! People are dying to get in there!.........I'll just show myself out.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 05:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I just watched Mary Poppins the other day and he didn't look anywhere close to 90. I think you're lying.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 22:58

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

dpack_1 posted:

Serious question / thought i just had.

How big does a building have to be before it has to literally take into account the curvature of the Earth?

Brick and mortar can deal with it easy enough but steel frames and siding, there's no room for play in the materials there.

This bad boy is pretty impressive. Has its own weather inside and everything.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_Assembly_Building

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Feb 9, 2016

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 01:17

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The most offensive thing to me in that picture is that it's a .45 auto glock. A poo poo tier round for a poo poo tier gun.

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Hockey stuff eh? Always loved this pic:

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 02:51

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