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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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All I can say is that Deadpool made an excellent choice here.

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

This show sure seems to hate women. Even when the father wants his kid not to play dodgeball they had to couch it as a mom writing to the school. I mean drat, not a single opportunity missed to hate on women and shame a man for :airquote: thinking like a woman :airquote:.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Episode 3, 1:38 MINUTES: "That's not the S word, the S word is socialism."

Yeah, no, Occ, you're experiencing the other s word, Stockholm Syndrome.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Occupation posted:

You're watching the wrong episode, that line doesn't exist in 203

You're right, Netflix played season 1 episode 3, but I stand by saying "gently caress this poo poo forever" because really.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Occ, buddy, I haven't always been super nice to you, but dude, thanks for enduring this for us. I don't think I could.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

DarklyDreaming posted:

It's always been "Jury Rigged" "Jerry" is a bastardization. The term comes from sailors who would use blankets and/or shirts to replace holes in sails, the origin being the french word jour meaning day, so sailors started going around saying "It's my jour mast" when they came to port needing repairs, and the word eventually trickled down into the phrase we know today. I just explained this because everything else makes me rage.

I wanted to be the one to sperg over this but as long as someone does it points out what an ignorant shithead Tim Allen is so it's all good.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Practical Demon posted:

Edit: and wait, are you saying Tim Allen's character in this isn't right leaning?

Irish Joe.

Unless he's actually trying to say Mark(?) and Hank Hill are both just really really stupid people indoctrinated to conservatism and simply don't know any better.

Occ's impression of the show doesn't support that beyond one or two episodes where Tim Allen is beat over the head with things, and even then it sounds like the majority of the show is a vehicle for lovely racist/misogynist/classist cheap shots.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:

But that's not all! Remember when I said this episode was two types of bad? Well, the latter type of badness arrives in spades during the B plot, when Mandy decides to make a viral video a la "Friday" with Kristen and Eve. If your toes curled unnecessarily, and your eyes dilated automatically, when reading that line, oh, let me assure you- it's so much worse than you could imagine. Watching that loving video might be the single most unpleasant experience I have had with LMS and might be one of the worst overall things I have seen this year. It's so bad, Jesus loving Christ.

A challenge, readers: pull up Last Man Standing season 2, episode 13, then watch it from 19 minutes in. Try and sit through that. I loving dare you.


GET IT YOU GUYS IT'S DICK SHE'S TALKING ABOUT DICK

:suicide:

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

You broke the tables too hard to read that E Plurbus Occupanus, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing for my sanity.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

I'm down for some collective trauma. Is season 3 on netflix?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Occupation says this wasn't even the most racist episode of this shitshow, I may or may not watch the highlights of racism he has recommended.


e: I should add, this episode was REALLY REALLY RACIST

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IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

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sbaldrick posted:

I had an American oral surgeon offer this to me once as he didn't think I was speaking English correctly (I"m Canadian)

Well... aboot that.

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