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tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Chicago Cubs take CF Craig Gentry. Because anyone good enough for Billy Beane is good enough for me.

Philadelphia is up

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The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
The Phillies do not give a beloved ace one last season with a miracle cure-all, and instead select



Stephen Drew with the understanding that S. Boras will be shot on sight. His brother will merely receive the "Santa treatment."

Chicago (AL) is up.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago (AL) takes George Springer (OF) with their pick. I expect to get laughed at, etc, etc.

Toronto is on the clock.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Toronto selects:



Nick Swisher And will put him at 1st or RF depending on how the rest of the draft goes.

The Angels are back on the clock.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
The (phonepostin') Angels take an injury free Carlos Quentin, DH

A's are on the clock

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
Oakland goes against its better judgement and selects Zack Wheeler, SP

Dodgers are on the clock

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
The Los Angeles Dodgers take a chance and select Tony Cingrani, SP.

Texas Rangers are now on the clock.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
The Texas Rangers select Kolten Wong, 2b

Tampa on the clock

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 21:18 on May 28, 2014

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013

Zythrst posted:

The Texas Rangers select Cole Hammels,SP

already picked, try again brah

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
oops quote is not edit.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
The Rays ignore the fact that "rebuild the Angels infield" probably isn't the best team-building strategy and select Erick Aybar, SS



Kansas City is on the clock

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The Kansas City Royals select Bartolo Colon, SP.



San Diego is up

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




PETCO Park sure is big. Gonna need a good OF to cover all that grass.

How about Gerardo Parra



Houston's on the clock.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 06:13 on May 29, 2014

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Houston selects Mark Buehrle, St. Louis is up.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

St. Louis is picking Kenley Jansen (RP)

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

Cincinnati selects David Freese, 3b. Atlanta you pick now

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



The braves phone post to take Chris Johnson 3B/RB.



The nationals are one the clock

TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 00:08 on May 30, 2014

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
The Washington Nationals select Miguel Montero, C, Seattle is on the clock.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle selects Justin Masterson, SP to be the 3rd SP in their rotation.



Colorado is up for the next 2 picks.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



To end the 8th Round, the Colorado Rockies select Travis Wood, SP!

To start the 9th Round, the Colorado Rockies select Adam LaRoche, 1B!

Seattle's back on the clock

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle picks Chris Iannetta, C, the OBP machine.



Natinals are back on the clock.

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
The Washington Nationals select Ivan Nova, Starting Pitcher. Atlanta is on the clock.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Out of a continuing inability to scout pitching, and mostly because he's currently a Brave, the Atlanta Braves select Ervin Santana SP



The Reds are now on the clock

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

The Cincinnati Reds, having been swooped on their original pick, instead, with some reluctance select Cory Kluber, SP though his masculine jawline will prove valuable in subjugating the incels.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Minnesota selects Aroldis Chapman, RP



Houston is up.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
Houston selects Dallas Keuchel, SP

San Diego is up.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




San Diego selects gently caress!



I mean SP John Lackey.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The Kansas City Royals select Kole Calhoun, OF.

PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jun 4, 2014

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe


With the 10th pick of the 9th round and the 250th pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Domonic Brown, OF.



The Arlington Rangers will be on the clock in a couple hours.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
The Texas Rangers select this cool guy that they call Dan Haren, SP



L.A. Doyers next.

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 12:58 on May 30, 2014

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
The Los Angeles Dodgers select Will Middlebrooks, 3B, and ignore how he has actually performed this year.

Oakland A's are up next.

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
Oakland selects Alex Guerrero, 2B

The Angels are on the clock

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
The Angels take Lonnie Chisenhall, 3B

Jays are on the clock

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

The Blue Jays Draft the hometown Hero:



And Terrible facial hair man, Adam Lind, DH

Chicago (AL) on the clock

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago (AL) selects SP Noah Syndergaard

Philadelphia is up

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
The Phillies sneer at your one-TJ recoveries, and select



Daniel Hudson, whose arm looks like that all the time now.

Whoever Seattle just sold to is up.

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
Oakland, via trade with Seattle, realllly needed someone to patrol CF at the O.Co and has overpaid to select Cameron Maybin, CF

Yankees are on the clock.

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
The Yankees select Norichika Aoki, who will play Right Field with Polanco shifting to CF.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




e: getting ahead of myself here

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the Cardinals quickly move to take Drew Smyly, SP who proves that even though you don't have to be a winner to be a winner he is a winner


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