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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Kirios posted:

And their notable accomplishments in this time span were:

They were fun and did their duty as jobbers quite well

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Time to airbrush The Game

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Every posed HHH photo when he's in his wrestling gear always looks like his head is pasted onto a different body. Maybe I'm still just not used to the short hair.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Hahahhahaha

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

He looks like an action figure, and not in a good way.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Has he ever been that ripped?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Has he ever been that ripped?

Yeah, in WWE2k14,'13, 12 etc.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Lol HHH is so top heavy. No way is his waist that small.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
I like how they not only airbrushed his physique but they also airbrushed like 15 years off his body and left the head as is.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Blasmeister posted:

- Made Hornswaggle entertaining

- Went to Wrestlemania, baby!

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Orgophlax posted:

Being PG and all now, I doubt any Diva that did Playboy will get in the HoF, let alone Chyna, even if she did stop doing porn.

Let's wait and see if former Chyna porn co-star Xpac gets in.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Edit: whoops

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Daniel Bryan posted:

ProWrestling.Net, but Powell does indeed have sources. Good for Steen if true.

Yeah, pretty much knew this was coming after the speech he gave after losing to Shinsuke on Sat. Good timing for him now that he has two kids to provide for and it looks like I'm going to have to watch NXT regularly now with him and Devitt on the way. Hopefully they're smart enough to take advantage of the amazing chemistry he has with Zayn.

It just kinda sucks that based on his shoots and his quasi-farewell speech that he seems really happy doing his current stuff and has no real creative desire to go to WWE but he obviously can't pass this up in order to better provide for his family.

I just hope he doesn't get hosed by the fact that Bray's occupying the fat rear end in a top hat niche.

Thauros fucked around with this message at 21:21 on May 19, 2014

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Thauros posted:

Yeah, pretty much knew this was coming after the speech he came after losing to Shinsuke on Sat. Good timing for him now that he has two kids to provide for. Looks like I'm going to have to watch NXT regularly now with him and Devitt on the way.

It just kinda sucks that based on his shoots and his quasi-farewell speech that he seems really happy doing his current stuff and has no real creative desire to go to WWE but he obviously can't pass this up in order to better provide for his family.

I just hope he doesn't get hosed by the fact that Bray's occupying the fat rear end in a top hat niche.

Well there is a certain person he could team with, if his urge to toss him into tables does not get too great.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

He looks like one of those lovely wrestler toys with the hole in the rear end so you could thumb wrestle with it.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
- Prowrestling.net reports that Ring of Honor Kevin Steen is expected to be offered a WWE developmental deal soon. It's also reported that top indie stars ACH and Rocky Romero will not be offered deals. They attended the same WWE tryout camp as Steen, Roderick Strong and Willie Mack, who we noted earlier is close to being signed. No word yet on Strong.

Source: Lords of Pain

:hellyeah:

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

So nxt is going to have steen, kenta, and devitt all coming in at roughly the same time?

:getin:

I hope they don't try to give Steen a wacky NXT gimmick. "Fat prick who I would pay good money to see have his skull caved in" is really all he needs

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I'll be a bit surprised if Roddy doesn't get offered a deal. He's not even a bad promo like he used to be.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

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Kevin Steen ' s NXT name is gonna be so funny.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'll be a bit surprised if Roddy doesn't get offered a deal. He's not even a bad promo like he used to be.

Word a while ago was that WWE thought his promo skills were strong at the try out.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Kevin Steen will be the Zookeeper and will come down to the ring with animals and poo poo like those dudes on late night talk shows and he will use the animals for nefarious things

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Strawberry Panda posted:

Kevin Steen ' s NXT name is gonna be so funny.

Steven Keen.

EDIT: HAHA BEAT YA!

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 21:45 on May 19, 2014

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Strawberry Panda posted:

Kevin Steen ' s NXT name is gonna be so funny.

Stevin Keen.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Strawberry Panda posted:

Kevin Steen ' s NXT name is gonna be so funny.

I'm gonna guess Lazarus Heck.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'll be a bit surprised if Roddy doesn't get offered a deal. He's not even a bad promo like he used to be.

Neither Roddy or Kevin are on this poster:



Obviously Kevin not being on it was a bigger deal on Saturday when it was unveiled as he is a if not the top star of the promotion.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

ch3cooh posted:

So nxt is going to have steen, kenta, and devitt all coming in at roughly the same time?

:getin:

I hope they don't try to give Steen a wacky NXT gimmick. "Fat prick who I would pay good money to see have his skull caved in" is really all he needs

And Zayn. Add in Homicide and Low Ki and it'll be my favorite things from ROH.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

rovert posted:

Neither Roddy or Kevin are on this poster:



Kevin not being on it was a bigger deal on Saturday when it was unveiled as he is a if not the top star of the promotion.

What the gently caress is Mark Briscoe...

double post.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
His name's going to be Maple Steen and I will laugh

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

it's probably going to be a french name

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

oatgan posted:

it's probably going to be a french name

Guillaume Fontaine de la Tour D'Haute Rive

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Oct 30, 2009

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That ROH poster is terrible.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...

oatgan posted:

it's probably going to be a french name

Let's go Steven Keen.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The best ROH trope is Maria always being on posters and Bennett never is

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MotU posted:

Guillaume Fontaine de la Tour D'Haute Rive

I was thinking more along the lines of "Rougeau"

In fact I was specifically betting that's his last name.

oldpainless posted:

That ROH poster is terrible.

please be nice to triplexpac he works very hard with the materials provided

oatgan fucked around with this message at 22:01 on May 19, 2014

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
I know I was trying to make a fat joke jeez!!!

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
I kind of wonder what Steen's new finisher will be, cuz no way in hell will they let him do the package piledriver.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

ch3cooh posted:

I hope they don't try to give Steen a wacky NXT gimmick. "Fat prick who I would pay good money to see have his skull caved in" is really all he needs

Jake Hanna, evil zookeeper.

Edit: Well I guess I should read before posting but screw that.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

BlueArmyMan posted:

I kind of wonder what Steen's new finisher will be, cuz no way in hell will they let him do the package piledriver.

Maybe the package powerbomb?

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