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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I've never been suicidal, but I suppose if everyone else is doing it...

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubtGImJXqk

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The Rage posted:

why all the yob death, this was a place of chill

dead people are pretty chill, tbh

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Fox of Stone posted:

i partake in activities that put me in danger of dying like boxing and surfing does that count as suicidal? I wanna be in this club :ohdear:

I drive on the freeway. That has to count for something

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm a terrific failure and I still love my life, so :shrug:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Still haven't killed myself.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I have never wanted to kill myself, but now that all my friends are doing it...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Wizard of Smart posted:

I've got pretty bad diarrhea but don't want to kill myself

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


FluffieDuckie posted:

and he totes didn't tell you ahead of time and then lied to arnie and said you knew

i was there. i saw the whole thing

Jesus never said it would be easy, but he said it would be worth it.*













*Jesus never said this

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Wizard of Smart posted:

Too busy hangin in there

One time I ate those sugar free gummi bears and they blew my colon out for, like, three hours. I was literally holding on to the walls of the bathroom.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



gay

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Still loving life and posting about it ITT

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Last time I took CPR classes I pushed too hard and broke the dummy and the teacher called me a big, dumb gorilla. :(

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Arnold of Soissons posted:

heimlich should not involve the rib cage at all sid you are doing it horribly wrong

Sid killing choking victims erry day

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

cpr routinely breaks ribs what's that teacher's problem

The dummies are pretty expensive,I guess :shrug:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

well it might make more sense if we take a look at godspeed john glenn's linkedin profile photo



Don't be racist, Bo-pep

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Still alive, still love being alive.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


a cop posted:

byob...

a cop

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Blue's Clues posted:

i have the blood of another man on my hands :ohdear:

(also a fair amount of bile)

Did you put more in? :ohdear:



Blood, I mean, not bile.

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