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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Is Lucas sterile?

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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redshirt posted:

I'd buy an island - like a Hawaiian island - and turn it into Dagobah, complete with a giant Yoda house and an evil tree cave.

that sounds like the most miserable way to spend a shitload of money

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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redshirt posted:

Is Lucas sterile?

hes got kids iirc, a daughter for sure i think

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Fetus Tree posted:

that sounds like the most miserable way to spend a shitload of money

A really big, nice Yoda house. And anyways, he's gonna die in a few years.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

That's a thick lightsaber.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

redshirt posted:

That's a thick lightsaber.

He is Kars Skywalker, a known Jedi Master in Finland.
If you want to be his padawan...

http://www.kolumbus.fi/jedi.akatemia/englanninkielinenpaasivu.htm

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I watched Red Tails the weekend it came out and entirely forgot its existence until seeing that gif

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

nimh posted:



Raiders will always be a top movie. Top movie.

This is the correct post here guys.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
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Fetus Tree posted:

hes got kids iirc, a daughter for sure i think

Yeah, his first as the biological father; the others were adopted.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Nucleic Acids posted:

Yeah, his first as the biological father; the others were adopted.

His last daughter was biological. They had to do invitro though because Lucas' X-Wings can't make the trench run.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Fojar38 posted:

george lucas put his son in a star wars prequel and then killed the character lmbo

Remember when it was announced that he was going to put 'Nsync or 98 Degrees, or some other boy band into Episode 2?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Iron Crowned posted:

Remember when it was announced that he was going to put 'Nsync or 98 Degrees, or some other boy band into Episode 2?

lol yes

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

hes got kids iirc, a daughter for sure i think

one of his daughters was an occasional writer for that clone wars show.

they were some of the better episodes, too, which proves she can't be biologically related to her father. amirite?

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Philosopher King posted:

I don't get it but I'm on a phone with a tiny screen.

a page back but planes dont work that way

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Benedick Cuckold posted:

one of his daughters was an occasional writer for that clone wars show.

they were some of the better episodes, too, which proves she can't be biologically related to her father. amirite?

All I know is that Amanda Lucas, his first adopted daughter, dabbled in MMA fighting.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Benedick Cuckold posted:

one of his daughters was an occasional writer for that clone wars show.

they were some of the better episodes, too, which proves she can't be biologically related to her father. amirite?

lol you watched the star wars cartoon

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

lol you watched the star wars cartoon

yeah i'm real embarrassed. i post unironically in the cined star wars thread too

give me thread
Dec 29, 2008

SketchesOfSpain01 posted:

He is Kars Skywalker, a known Jedi Master in Finland.
If you want to be his padawan...

http://www.kolumbus.fi/jedi.akatemia/englanninkielinenpaasivu.htm

We are only accepting people who are honest and noble - people who are
appreciating humanity. We also expect you to be free from alcohol and
drug use and you should also otherwise be "clear headed".


I refuse to believe that Jedis don't like to drink or gently caress around from time to time.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I remember the Star Wars cartoon by the Samurai Jack guy being really good

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
he's got billions of dollars and is married to a black lady i wish i was him

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I would trade George Lucas retroactively to bring back Geiger.

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Lumpy the Cook posted:

I remember the Star Wars cartoon by the Samurai Jack guy being really good

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I remember the Star Wars cartoon by the Samurai Jack guy being really good

that's not the one they're talking about

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

give me thread posted:

We are only accepting people who are honest and noble - people who are
appreciating humanity. We also expect you to be free from alcohol and
drug use and you should also otherwise be "clear headed".


I refuse to believe that Jedis don't like to drink or gently caress around from time to time.
Abstinence only education is the source of all the problems in star wars.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

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Benedick Cuckold posted:

except the original cut apparently sucked because of a sub-par editor george hired, and it was george's opinion that it was horrible which prompted him to want to re-cut it in the first place. subsequently marcia re-cut the film collaboratively with two other people, one of whom was george lucas. then they held another screening with studio executives who thought the film was still horrible, after which paul hirsch and richard chew finished up the final edit with input from marcia in a lesser capacity, eventually leading to the film we know today. so while this is a factoid that is constantly bandied about it's pretty grossly oversimplified.

marcia almost certainly had a larger input than most later accounts emphasize, but even the secret history of star wars guy doesn't think she singlehandedly rescued a horrid movie from the unskilled hands of her husband.

Fair point, I didn't really know about most of that

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I like star wars and I cannot lie
you other nerds can't deny
that when han walks in to quench his thirst
and greedo fires first
you get mad

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