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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009



Let's write awful poems in the stylistic patterns of the Galaxy's finest Vogon poets. I'll start.
WAR AND VIOLENTS

Act I
BOOM BOOM BANG
MY LIMBS SPREAD FROM TOE TO TOE LIKE WORMS IN A NYBULT
BAM
KERPOW
MY BROTHERS LIE FACEDOWN IN THE MUD
I RAISE MY FLIBULATING SWORD
AND KASPLOOZY IT DOWN ON THE HEAD
OF THE ENEMY'S SKILLED MUDGY CUDGY HAMMER
PRYING THE WEAPON FROM HIS CURLING PENIS, UNFURLING FURY
A CAT WALKS UP TO HIM AND MEOWS AT ME FEROCIOUSLY
"YOU'RE NEVER GOING BACK, SON..." IT BINDOBBLED TO ME, "AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I GO BACK NOW"
I TOOK THIS MESSAGE AS A WARMING WARNING
AND ROCKED ON TO DESTRUCTION AVENUE
AND THEN I TOOK IT HIGHER
BOOGIE SMACK DO THE WHACK
OH MY GOD I AM DYING OF BLOOD LOSS
MORPHINE PATCHES COVER MY JILLDINGLING FACE
THEN I DIE FROM A SHELL TO THE FOREHEAD
Then I stop.

Act II
"IS HE DEAD" THE CAT YELLED
"YEAH HE's DEAD" REPLIED THE DOCTOR

Act III
"OKAY, LET'S LEAVE HIM HERE." THE CAT SHOUTED
"OKAY." THE DOCTOR REPLIED.

Epilogue
MY MOTHER SITS ON THE PORCH
ROCKING VIOLENTLY IN THE WIND
THE SUMMER WINDS DIE DOWN AS THE BLACK CAR APPROACHES
TWO MEN COME OUT AND APPROACH HER
"MA'AM," THE TALL BLACK ONE SAID, "YOU'RE SON IS DEAD..."
MY MOM SAID, "*your" AND THOSE WERE HER FINAL WORDS AND SHE DIED
THE END

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



gently caress you

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