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10 | 4.55% |
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64 | 29.09% |
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104 | 47.27% |
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IF basketball coaches were wizards, what do you think the penalties would be like.
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May 16, 2014 21:12
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TheFallenEvincar posted:Exhibit One on Why the Great Unwashed Masses of Fans Without Teams in the Playoffs Should Support the Spurs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcX4w2NpFbk Manu Ginobili killed a bat then after the game he took its corpse and threw it on the front steps of the mother bat's cave. Anti-bat people and folks who generally do not like bugs will love this team.
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May 16, 2014 21:14
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Is that LaMarcus Aldridge thing supposed to be this year? There's no way the Blazers would have done any trade the Knicks could have put together
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May 16, 2014 21:15
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Yeah I think LMA was last year while Rondo was this year.
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May 16, 2014 21:16
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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:Some crazy stuff coming out of NY Lol. Maybe he shouldn't have signed that contract.
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May 16, 2014 21:35
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This just popped up on my wall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St5PLcxZy44 Aximus fucked around with this message at 21:40 on May 16, 2014 |
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May 16, 2014 21:37
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a slime posted:IF basketball coaches were wizards, what do you think the penalties would be like. That's a good question that I'm not certain I can answer
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May 16, 2014 21:53
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: Boozer.
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May 16, 2014 21:53
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: Lost it at the Spurs part.
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May 16, 2014 21:58
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: Everyone should watch this. Boozer as Hodor carry Rose as Bran was hilarious.
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May 16, 2014 22:10
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: that was awesome.
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May 16, 2014 22:15
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There were also heavy Lowry rumors this year but Ujiri refuses to be stupid in Dolan's favor.WEREWAIF posted:That's a good question that I'm not certain I can answer I think you'd need to define wizard, are we talking backwards-moving Merlins who already know the game's outcome or Gandalfs who have a mission and seem proficient in all things from sword-fighting to mystery-solving but no clearly delineated powers or standard RPG Mages who have a few useful spells with associated costs and all possibilities of alignments? I think the only thing we can say for certain right now is that Dick Bavetta would be the most powerful referee all in the land and the rest would defer to his aged wisdom.
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May 16, 2014 22:21
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OK looks like I'm hoping for Miami to win at least one more round. (Two if OKC go through.)
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May 16, 2014 22:27
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: I'm still laughing. The Lakers part was the best
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May 16, 2014 22:30
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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:Some crazy stuff coming out of NY When can the Bulls sign him?
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May 16, 2014 22:32
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Looking forward to the Australian NBA site ignoring the Miami/Indiana series and having lots of front page stories about how important Baynes, Mills and Adams are to their respective squads.
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May 16, 2014 22:33
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whiggles posted:It's always funny to me how inevitable it seems to me once we've reached this point when in fact if you asked me on day one I would have said "Bulls parade in June, Derrick Rose wins second MVP, Reggie Rose 6th man of the year playing with Deng's harvested spinal fluid." Bulls and Rockets were two teams a ton of people had going to the final four. The Asian Oprah posted:I would say all four teams have a pretty good shot at the title at this point, but whoever wins what's most important is that both teams play hard. Looking at all the team stats I'd be really surprised if the Pacers won the title although I wouldn't be shocked if they got to the finals. To a lesser extent I have the same feelings about the Spurs. The Spurs don't have an MVP caliber player and the vast majority of championship teams usually have one or more.
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May 16, 2014 22:52
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: That was great.
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May 16, 2014 22:57
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The Asian Oprah posted:There were also heavy Lowry rumors this year but Ujiri refuses to be stupid in Dolan's favor. Certainly, one penalty would be the offending coach being tangled in impenetrable vines
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May 16, 2014 23:00
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 gently caress Also RIP 
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May 16, 2014 23:01
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That'll do it.
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May 16, 2014 23:05
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I don't even think it's gonna make a difference, just more Collison and Adams falling down and getting whistles blown.
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May 16, 2014 23:08
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spacejung posted:I don't even think it's gonna make a difference, just more Collison and Adams falling down and getting whistles blown. Serge Ibaka is really good.
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May 16, 2014 23:08
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Doc Rivers' Revenge 
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May 16, 2014 23:12
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Their spacing is gonna go to complete poo poo without him, probably their defense too.
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May 16, 2014 23:12
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MourningView posted:Serge Ibaka is really good. Well I was half sarcastic. Does this mean we'll witness the return of Jeremy Lamb?
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May 16, 2014 23:14
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Ugh. gently caress this.
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May 16, 2014 23:17
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spacejung posted:Well I was half sarcastic. Does this mean we'll witness the return of Jeremy Lamb? No. Make sure to adjust your playoff picks to include more minutes for Fisher and Perkins.
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May 16, 2014 23:17
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That James Harden trade looking real good
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May 16, 2014 23:18
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spacejung posted:Well I was half sarcastic. Does this mean we'll witness the return of Jeremy Lamb? Nah, just more floor time for Adams. I don't think the Spurs have any front court players for him to piss off to the point of ejection, though.
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May 16, 2014 23:18
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Aximus posted:This just popped up on my wall: Is this going to make any sense if I don't watch that show
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May 16, 2014 23:20
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hitze posted:
That Romo curse don't play
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May 16, 2014 23:21
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Kibner posted:Nah, just more floor time for Adams. I don't think the Spurs have any front court players for him to piss off to the point of ejection, though.  Maybe Matt Bonner has a hidden well of rage inside of him waiting to be provoked though. 
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May 16, 2014 23:22
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Incoming Bill Simmons column.
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May 16, 2014 23:31
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TheFallenEvincar posted:Yeah, that's the problem with Perkins when facing the Spurs too, his "style" is really ineffective against the moods of the Robo-Spurs. Matt Bonner told the children not to ask about his New Balance deal, but instead to ask about the rage inside of him
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May 16, 2014 23:32
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Rufus Lynx has a retirement video. http://www.nba.com/bobcats/video/2014/05/16/RufusRetirementVideofinalmp4-3272687/ It'd be kind of funny if random Hornets fans occasionally showed up to games dressed as Rufus.
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May 16, 2014 23:40
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What if Oden goes wild and bashes Hibbert's skull off
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May 16, 2014 23:41
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hitze posted:That James Harden trade looking real good Agreed, Thunder would be sunk for sure at this point if they hadn't picked up Adams.
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May 17, 2014 00:11
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Get ready for me to post this in every GDT for the rest of the run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ofJko3Piw
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May 17, 2014 00:16
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whiggles posted:Get ready for me to post this in every GDT for the rest of the run: Hasheem played only in the first game of the postseason, for four minute, where attempted no shots, collected no rebounds, and picked up three fouls. 
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May 17, 2014 00:21
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