Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Well, that was awkward.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

That went from slightly awkward to very painful

So typical Divas match

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Is there anything that Eva isn't terrible at?

Apparently she can count to three.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mercifully, this is over.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Ugh

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
As soon as Ziggler shows up on my screen, a bolt of lighting striked down and rattled my cable for a good 25 seconds. Coincidence? I think not.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I haven't read any spoilers but I have a feeling I know how this is going to go, Ziggler :negative:

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
So I guess Batista is being fed Ziggler to make him look credible somehow?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Batista loses his pyro, gains a lovely theme song. I guess he looks better with a shaved head and a beard though.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

TWO HUNNERT-N FIFTY EIGHT DOLLERS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

How long will it take SyFy to realize their mistake, Will Wheaton? I'm picking about 6 episodes.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Batista your beard :ohdear:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Beardtista

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Mary Annette posted:

TWO HUNNERT-N FIFTY EIGHT DOLLERS

worth of pudding?

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Batista loses his pyro, gains a lovely theme song. I guess he looks better with a shaved head and a beard though.

He looks like a buff Santino.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
HAHAHA!

"Don't pick a fight with Zack Ryder! Pick a fight with Batista!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TEGGS posted:

He looks like a buff Santino.

Seriously, last week I had a,"What the gently caress is Santino doing with HHH and Orton?" moment.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JBL making very good points about why people are willing to attack The Shield.

"They spent like a year beating everybody in the company up!"

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Oh Batista why would you do that boooooo batista BOOTISTA!!!!!!!!!

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Batista couldn't even beat Dolph Ziggler.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
DQ? That's a type of win!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Did the guy who wrote Big E matches start writing Batista matches?

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Pariah Rex posted:

Batista couldn't even beat Dolph Ziggler.

Ziggler new member of Evolution.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince: Ziggler, I've booked you to win a match against Batista!
Ziggler: That's great Vince, thanks! ...wh.... why are you laughing?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DingoSlasher posted:

Batista your beard :ohdear:

It's just so weird. If only there was a product to remedy that.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
*turns off TV*

*sees Batista huffing so bad Dolph has to wait a full thirty seconds before corner spots*

*Dolph wins after a low blow*

Huh.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I just got home and there's a Bomo!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I just got home and there's a Bomo!

I always suspected such about you. What with your lustful avatar.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Multiple prematch promos? What is this madness?!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

so is Sheamus a heel or a face at this point

e: Titus, so still a face I guess

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

TEGGS posted:

Multiple prematch promos? What is this madness?!

FELLA

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
:stare: IT'S TIME TO FIGHT, FELLA :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I just got home and there's a Bomo!

When are we getting to the Bo-erworks Factory :smith:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

I always suspected such about you. What with your lustful avatar.

Nothing wrong with being a Bomosexual

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Seeing Titus just makes me miss Darren Young.

Have I missed anything good so far?

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Titus is a bad wrestler.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
WHO'S THE HEEL HERE?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NEGA-SHEAMUS!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
TITUS HAS A MIC :siren:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Rhonne posted:

Seeing Titus just makes me miss Darren Young.

Have I missed anything good so far?

Eva Marie's cleavage

  • Locked thread