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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Vince Russo?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did Sandow lose a backstage fistfight to Dolph Ziggler or something? :psyduck:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Vince Russo?

Maybe they realized The Miz is awful and shifted his pipe bomb storyline to Sandow

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ok so that was a thing

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

This is what you like? They break all the smart guy's stuff?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY :neckbeard:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Are they making Sandow act like CM Punk so Vince can pretend he's burying Punk?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is this on Cole and JBL's rundown. :rolleyes:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
gently caress Susan G. Komen so much.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
John "Titty Supporter" Cena

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Are they making Sandow act like CM Punk so Vince can pretend he's burying Punk?

You know I can't decide what would be worse, this being a passive-aggressive attempt to bury Punk, or WWE thinking that they can artificially recreate a NEW Punk (that they completely control in every way) out of Sandow and they think this is a push.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

You know I can't decide what would be worse, this being a passive-aggressive attempt to bury Punk, or WWE thinking that they can artificially recreate a NEW Punk (that they completely control in every way) out of Sandow and they think this is a push.

If you ever have to make a decision as to the WWE's motives, Pure Spite is always the way to go.

Also I'm enjoying Adam Rose's gimmick of "God dammit you WILL party or I will beat the poo poo out of you."

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

SamuraiFoochs posted:

gently caress Susan G. Komen so much.

Can I ask why does everyone hate Susan G. Komen so much? I'm not trying to start an argument here just wanna know.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

John "Titty Supporter" Cena

Until he has mastery over them, he has nothing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

gently caress Susan G. Komen so much.

Fully support the cause, but yeah they're a pretty horrible loving company.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hey it's Paul Heyman.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

R-Truth still looks like he's in his twenties it freaks me out

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

GenericMartini posted:

Can I ask why does everyone hate Susan G. Komen so much? I'm not trying to start an argument here just wanna know.

They don't actually focus on breast cancer research at all; their main goal is awareness through pink stuff, so that lady that said they did was spouting a lot of bullshit. Also they spend a lot of money suing smaller charities who even thought about using pink ribbons, and they wanted to withdraw their funding to Planned Parenthood even though one of Planned Parenthood's major services is free mammograms. (But of course, abortions!!!! :ohdear:)

Also pink stuff all over the place to pretend that you care about breast cancer all October is annoying as gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GenericMartini posted:

Can I ask why does everyone hate Susan G. Komen so much? I'm not trying to start an argument here just wanna know.

They'll promote ANYONE who gives them money in exchange for EXCLUSIVE use of their name, regardless of how inappropriate or unhealthy that may be. That includes stuff like promoting buying buckets of KFC to support breast cancer research. They are also notoriously litigious, suing other non-profit organizations, and there have been questions about how much money actually goes towards research and aiding victims of breast cancer and how much goes to the organization itself.

Edit: Yeah, and the planned parenthood stuff was disgusting.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope Heyman keeps talking about Brock breaking the streak forever.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
The King of RVD?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I get the feeling that Paul Heyman could probably get a crowd to poo poo themselves over me posting.

"MY CLIENT, Chokes, once made a LET'S PLAY of an OLD VIDEO GAME!"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Cool thanks for the info on Susan G. Komen, they're pretty scummy.

Also that's a real cool jacket, Cesaro.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heyman: Cesaro is the truth of what's up.
Truth: Well okay, that's all I've wanted all this time, somebody to answer the question. I'll retire quietly now.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I hope Heyman keeps talking about Brock breaking the streak forever.

He'll have it engraved on his own tombstone.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rusev is sobbing quietly backstage. Cesaro took his opportunity.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heyman was right!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Rusev is sobbing quietly backstage. Cesaro took his opportunity.

Rusev already had R-Truth. At least twice I think.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Rhonne posted:

He'll have it engraved on his own tombstone.

"Paul Heyman, 1965-MY CLIENT BROCK LESNER CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA"

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

HOW DARE SHE DRAMATICALLY NUDGE STEPHANIE MCMAHON

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Roman Reigns posted:

Rusev already had R-Truth. At least twice I think.

It's obviously what he loves though.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Roman Reigns posted:

HOW DARE SHE DRAMATICALLY NUDGE STEPHANIE MCMAHON

I always took it more as a look of "God DAMMIT Kane, you weren't supposed to make it that obvious."

e: C'mon Bray! Pick Erick! It's his time to finally break out!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I hope Bray makes John fight himself.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

I hope Bray makes John fight himself.

But you can't beat Cena! He'll never overcome those odds!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I hope Bray makes John fight himself.

Bray: John, I wish you to face and defeat entropy.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

I hope Bray makes John fight himself.

I hope he makes Cena fight one of his child minions.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

Bray: John, I wish you to face and defeat entropy.

"Ehn, I've beat Slater before."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

I hope he makes Cena fight one of his child minions.

So Rowan then?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

"Ehn, I've beat Slater before."

Barrett: DO IT AGAIN :stare:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
John Cena is smart, he realized that people will come to his aid when in trouble. He wishes he could do it for others.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bray: If only we had thought to block off the entrance ramp!

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