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Alouicious posted:You are why video games are poo poo and will stay poo poo forever Alouicious posted:I'm sorry you can't grasp a simple cyberpunk story and instead cry when it says "hey maybe this is actually bad" Alouicious posted:There's actually no irony here at all and if you understood anything about the genre you'd know that Did you write the story for this game or something? God drat dude
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Alouicious posted:There is a sharp moral difference between playing a common criminal and playing what is essentially the futuristic version of the paramilitary groups paid by Coca Cola to massacre South American workers seeking unionization. No
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Jun 19, 2014 05:02
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Professor Wayne posted:If you stress out letting someone or a package sit outside your front door for a minute, I'm not sure what to tell you. But I expect to see similar posts in the "post your favorite thing dragging showers down." sorry I had you standing out in the rain for two minutes I really had to beat the lord of skeletons but bad video game designers wouldn't let me pause the game
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Aug 24, 2014 00:41
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I didn't know people got mad about those messages but the fact that I can drop a message to piss spergs off in dark souls does improve the game for me to contribute, solitaire is dragged down by the fact that sometimes you spawn with many aces and sometimes you spawn with few. I have a very ace-dependant strategy and I find different spawns can have devastating effects for my campaign.
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Dec 16, 2014 14:14
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Jordbo posted:I don't get it, don't you feel at least a little uncomfortable with people saying sexual things about fantasy characters..? I'm not pissed off, but I think it's weird Haha do you? There's actual problems in the world greater than some teenager writing "AMAZING CHEST AHEAD" and I don't mean this in the tumblr PEOPLE ARE DYING IN AFRICA way I just mean it's so utterly insignificant on any level whatsoever MeatwadIsGod posted:I'm an idiot and discovered Ground Zeroes has both of these features when using the bottom-left corner of the TouchPad on the DS4. gently caress that button
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Dec 16, 2014 20:50
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I have strong feelings towards the actions of these fictional characters in children's entertainment. Very strong
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Dec 25, 2014 05:05
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death .cab for qt posted:The original main antagonist shoots you in the head over a platinum chip that was purposefully sent out for delivery in a confusing way to mask it's location. Revenge driven storylines are very mature and will not be found in sub-YA novels, as it takes a mature man to truly understand the intricacies of getting back at someone who hurt you.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:18
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FredMSloniker posted:You thinking of Illusion of Gaia, where your reward for collecting all of the red jewels (one of which requires you to do something morally reprehensible, and many of which are missable) is to get your rear end kicked by a bonus boss? nothing is harder than doing morally reprehensible things in video games
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Feb 11, 2015 16:05
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Nerds get worked up when you call Obsidian bad because they think storytelling in videogames is the highest form of art and when you explain to them that videogames are intended for kids it forces them to look inside themselves.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:42
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UltraVariant posted:I've been playing the poo poo out of Borderlands 2. I love the game dearly, but my only gripe is that there are points in the game where you just get absolutely swarmed with enemies and can't do anything but keep going down and hoping that you can get one kill to get back up. The Leviathan battle and Lynchwood are prime examples. The sand worms/rats just keep coming (and in the case of the sandworms, keep respawning) and they annoy the hell out of me. They would probably be slightly less annoying if I wasn't playing as Zero, but still, Christ, Gearbox, have the sense to tone down the difficulty a bit. I'm playing with my buddy and unfortunately this just seems to get worse and worse as the game goes on. We're on ultimate vault hunter mode now which just consists of enemies that are bullet sponges unless you slag them while you get instantly downed in 1 shot because enemy damage is so stupidly high. Almost wish the DLC wasn't all included since true vault hunter mode at level 50 was pretty enjoyable.
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Apr 11, 2015 19:43
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Lizard Wizard posted:Serves you right if you see an option to poo poo on a transgendered person and click it, really. This is crazy but, videogames are not real life
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Apr 12, 2015 00:36
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can't you retards just play videogames without being all spergy about it? Video games are fun
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May 9, 2015 23:53
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Zaphod42 posted:It looks like a "come play my lord" style facebook ad. You need your eyes checked. dork
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May 11, 2015 23:23
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DStecks posted:getting hosed up on a sharp branch while getting dragged down a river can you really because that'd be pretty f'd up if you could
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May 12, 2015 18:31
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holy poo poo lol it's just a videogame guys you know they're not real right
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May 13, 2015 17:59
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Alouicious posted:this is the *checks list on crumpled piece of poo poo paper* 7th time you've made this post, 3 more and you get a free Purple-rarity gun oh hey it's that dude who got really upset over Syndicate and is probably the person who needs that post the most
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May 13, 2015 18:18
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razorrozar posted:Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Deadlift, Deadlift, Deadlift. Jumps around constantly so it's hard to hit him, has attacks that are almost impossible to dodge and murder your lovely low-level shield in one hit, and a ridiculously strong shield of his own. I could only beat him by hiding in the alcove by the entrance and using Nisha's auto-aim skill to unload on him whenever he was close enough. Why they thought he would be a good early boss fight, or boss fight at all, is beyond me but holy crap what a terrible game I will never beat
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May 17, 2015 17:30
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Zaphod42 posted:Lots of people bitch about blighttown, but those same people complain about DS2 being bad or too easy I have strong feeling about video games
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muscles like this? posted:I though the MGSV mission "Lingua Franca" was pretty poorly designed. The premise is that you get hired to extract a prisoner but don't know where they're keeping him so you have to follow an interpreter to find out where he is. On the surface it doesn't sound too bad but in practice it becomes a huge time sink as you just kind of sit around watching the guy through your scope waiting for him to slowly walk somewhere. It's made worse by the fact that he doesn't just go straight from objective to objective and instead will just kind of wander around the mission area. I put him on a balloon, miller yelled at me, and then I ran around the camp shooting and interrogating people until I managed to find the guy. Sounds like you need a lesson on how to metal gear
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Perestroika posted:The checkpoint system really is terribly annoying. I managed to sneak all the way into a huge enemy base, picking up a whole bunch of good soldiers along the way and preparing C4 on a number of generators to cover my eventual exit, only to be spotted some 100 meters away from the final objective. I end up reloading the checkpoint, and it puts me back a full kilometer outside the outer limits of base, probably something like 30 minutes of gameplay ago. I pretty much beat a mission, cleared the base, took all the goodies and poo poo and then BAM fell off of a deceptively high cliff. Half an hour of progress gone because apparently clearing a whole loving base isn't a good enough act to warrant a save
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Sep 12, 2015 00:37
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Half the" bosses" in MGS V are encounters with some group of bullet sponge enemies. Of the remaining bosses, one is a lovely puzzle boss while the other two are actually good but two good bosses in a 50+ hour game is kind of trash.
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Sep 13, 2015 06:58
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MGS V pro: Big Boss is the best metal gear solid character Con: Turns out Venom Snake isn't Big Boss 
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Sep 16, 2015 23:13
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SpookyLizard posted:Everytime someone bitches about the skulls being bullet sponges, i can only think of how they are apparently too stupid to use anything but an assault rifle. Seriously, rockets and shotguns. And later, the brennan. It's a phrase dumbass, rocket sponges just doesn't roll off the tongue
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Sep 27, 2015 03:56
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Nuebot posted:What kind of poo poo rockets do you use? Even grenades wreck the skulls and they're usually too stupid to even move out of the way. Have you tried extreme my good man
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Sep 27, 2015 04:04
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:The Skulls definitely aren't as good as the rest of the series' bosses and are far less interesting/unique characters heyyyy you figured it out well done!
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Sep 27, 2015 17:56
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Lady Naga posted:Honestly if you babies wanna run me out of the thread then whatever, but I can't decide what is funnier: This is the internet you don't have to bow out you just have to walk away from the computer/phone Lady Naga posted:2) The idea that decent female representation in videogames is "poo poo no one cares about", or If female representation in videogames is a problem that registers on your radar then ohhhh boy Lady Naga posted:3) Quiet's design being loving stupid isn't something I'm allowed to say is dragging a game down I like boobies and me and hideo like butts, your prudish attitudes are against his vision
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Sep 29, 2015 14:33
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Hi I'm a single white male and I really hate breasts in videogames, will somebody please sleep with me now that I'm a feminist?
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Sep 30, 2015 16:52
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indie games are dragging games down because they're all pretentious and/or poo poo that is excused for being poo poo because it's an indie game. For example, the september PS+ game grow home looks really really bad and has framerate issues somehow and is really goddamn boring but it's an indie game so these criticisms are not valid
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Krinkle posted:FFXIV is a huge goddamn chore of a game and I wouldn't recommend it unless you're unemployed and depressed and even then get out when your trial month is up. uhhh yeah it's an mmo they're all like this
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Oct 8, 2015 16:48
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itt the mentally ill melt down over being a married character in a videogame
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Nov 16, 2015 20:59
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2house2fly posted:You don't just have a set backstory I improved your post
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Nov 17, 2015 00:38
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, you have a personality, a voice, a wife and child and a home in suburbia.
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Len posted:I was thinking about goofy poo poo to sarcastically say people should RP during Fallout but then I just made myself sad that there isn't an episodic Quantum Leap game where each episode is a different genre as you try to help Sam leap his way home. 
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Nov 18, 2015 22:43
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I think you meant to post it here. I think you meant to post it here. Can anyone help me with my car? It's making a horrible screaming noise any time I brake.
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Nov 24, 2015 06:37
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Ryoshi posted:Hi, welcome to the thread, might I suggest putting ArtIsResistance on ignore? at the end of fallout 4 you find out that videogames are for children
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Dec 1, 2015 23:29
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Why were there even four factions you could play in Gwent, Northern Realms was so good while the elves had a perk that was detrimental towards your success
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kazil posted:Gwent gets a lot more complicated once you move on from backwoods poo poo farmers with their level 1 cards. I liked Gwent and it really doesn't. The winning strategy is just to get as many cards as possible and overpower your opponent with your wall of cards. This involves playing as many spies as possible and decoying the spies and playing them again and then medicing the spies if you can and playing them again. Past a certain point it becomes impossible to lose
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Dec 24, 2015 20:32
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HMS Boromir posted:I haven't played Witcher 3 or Dragon's Dogma, but I think in the latter you can hire other players' characters as party members and they'll tell you that wolves hunt in packs!!! 
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Dec 28, 2015 20:40
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Stuntman posted:whoosh whoooooooosh
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Some goons have a really weird hate boner for Borderlands 2 and my favourite posts are the ones that include the words Borderlands and reddit
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