Attention Horse posted:

I'm a big fan of VHS 1 and 2, and I've just finished watching VHS Viral. I'm speechless... I mean... It was one of the worst movies I've seen this year. Magician was hilariously bad and cheap, the second segment was fantastic and then penises with mouths came out and my jaw dropped to the loving floor (I went from "this premise is great" to "I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to make this" in about 10 seconds), and the skater part was weird, pointless and incredibly silly. The wraparound story also sucked and made no sense.

What the hell happened? Why this even came out? Literally every segment from earlier VHS is movies is better than anything in VHS Viral. I remember when VHS was about genuinely creepy stories, and now it's about... gently caress, I don't even know. It's like a clipshow of pure nonsense. What the gently caress was that bizzare scene with the gang and the dog stabbing?! Why everything looks so terrible? Why it's not pure "found footage"? Why it's not even about horror anymore?

Man, I really hope this is the last sequel to VHS.