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tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
Then call it "Just Elder Scrolls with guns :smug:"

Also,people mentioning sleep paralysis in the PYF scary Wikipedia articles thread.

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Swan Curry posted:


Also,people mentioning sleep paralysis in the PYF scary Wikipedia articles thread.

Quiet, you fool! They might hear you!

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Swan Curry posted:

Then call it "Just Elder Scrolls with guns :smug:"

Also,people mentioning sleep paralysis in the PYF scary Wikipedia articles thread.

Sleep paralysis? Is that like the fencing response?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Swan Curry posted:

Then call it "Just Elder Scrolls with guns :smug:"

Also,people mentioning sleep paralysis in the PYF scary Wikipedia articles thread.

I once had some one describe Crysis to me like that. I responded "Oh so like Fallout?" and boy did that piss him off.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Swan Curry posted:

Then call it "Just Elder Scrolls with guns :smug:"

Also,people mentioning sleep paralysis in the PYF scary Wikipedia articles thread.

Oh man

Farcry 3 was totally elder scrolls with guns

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
Chiropractic medicine. And Geese. On and on about the geese...

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Oh man I forgot about the geese derails. :allears: The best part of those is all the gifs and videos posted of people being attacked by geese.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Canada sells milk in bags.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
Lol the idiots on social media thread just reminded me of a good one: low carb diet. People were having actual nightmares about eating bread in YLLS. I think it's actually banned to talk about now, if I recall correctly.

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
X is or is not a game because <wall of text>.
Are games art?

Literally anything involving Gone Home ever posted by anyone for any reason

bucketmouse has a new favorite as of 22:00 on Jun 1, 2014

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

bucketmouse posted:

X is or is not a game because <wall of text>.
Are games art?

Literally anything involving Gone Home ever posted by anyone for any reason

Urge to post about Gone Home rising.

Really that might be my favorite, because I'll easily fall into talking about it myself.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

a kitten posted:

Urge to post about Gone Home rising.

Really that might be my favorite, because I'll easily fall into talking about it myself.

Gone Home and Dark Souls are both good topics to stir up debate but to be fair it seems more sensible here than most places.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Driving etiquette and determining who is at fault for an accident. This video is always a guaranteed derail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8m8vNmN5yo

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Loud pipes save lives.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Definitely airplane on a treadmill. It will obviously take off, and myth busters even went and did it with a giant treadmill, but there's still people that don't get it.

"I could care less" doesn't make any sense. You're trying to say you don't care so you "couldn't" care less.

I haven't seen it in a while but arguing over wether or not a situation meets the dictionary definition of ironic.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Double post

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Driving etiquette and determining who is at fault for an accident. This video is always a guaranteed derail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8m8vNmN5yo

Wait, I don't get it? Is there something I'm supposed to get?

edit: oh I see. Yeah, totally fake.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Blog Free or Die posted:

Wait, I don't get it? Is there something I'm supposed to get?

edit: oh I see. Yeah, totally fake.

No, it's real. It's just that people always argue about whether or not the woman was in the wrong for driving in the left lane and taping the whole thing. Reddit had a big slapfight over it and it derailed the schadenfreude thread pretty bad too.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Another favorite derail of mine is about to happen in the comic thread. It's called ''that would be funnier without the last panel.''

DJ Fuckboy Supreme has a new favorite as of 06:26 on Jun 3, 2014

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder

bucketmouse posted:

X is or is not a game because <wall of text>.
Are games art?

Literally anything involving Gone Home ever posted by anyone for any reason

My favourite is definitely Spec Ops: The Line derails


Man, goons sure have a love/hate relationship with that game I tell you hwhat

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Egh. This is basically a bitching thread.

^ This is what I hate. When somebody derails the thread by making some metacommentary on the discussion. Like: "This thread is the worst." or "I can't believe we're discussing this. Typical goons." It gets more grating when people then tell that guy to shut up and an argument occurs over the quality of the thread.

The worst is in the cinema or TVIV forums when somebody will disrupt a Star Wars thread or something by retorting with "Well.. you just care too much. It's just a movie/tv show! sheesh!" and 'win' the argument that way. Grah.

Goons. You aren't a god's gift to the thread by pointing out these things and derailing the discussion. Getting all meta is a job for the mods only.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Backseat moderation is one of the worst derails, I agree.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The end of that derail is always my favorite unless it's a mod saying stop doing it.

"I want to have the last word in this argument and so will say my piece despite criticizing others for participating in it."

And then usually there's a pithy line about how we should just move on with the conversation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGbPs5y3oz8

IGNORE ME

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The worst derail is where people make a post complaining about a derail but add no new content themselves. If you're not posting on-topic then you're part of the exact problem you're complaining about!

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

complaining about the existence of a derail in general

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
No, the worst derail is when someone makes a funny pun, and you know the next 30 posts are goons falling over themselves to make forced, unfunny puns.

Supeerme
Sep 13, 2010

Kajeesus posted:

No, the worst derail is when someone makes a funny pun, and you know the next 30 posts are goons falling over themselves to make forced, unfunny puns.

The Let's Play Oblivion thread is unreadable because of that.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Supeerme posted:

The Let's Play Oblivion thread is unreadable because of that.

No that thread is unreadable in the first place because it's Lizard Wizard

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

No, it's real. It's just that people always argue about whether or not the woman was in the wrong for driving in the left lane and taping the whole thing. Reddit had a big slapfight over it and it derailed the schadenfreude thread pretty bad too.

Oh god guys we have a Redditor here. I bet you're a big celebrity there. Don't you know its full of pedophiles?

Ugh, almost as bad as 4chan.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The Schadenfruede thread is a great place for entertaining derails. I remember some one posted a "Ask Abby" where the responder rips into the letter writer. It came with a little note of "Saw this shared on face book with a comment that said 'watch this woman be put in her place'".

Cue some goon getting up in a huff about sexism and how the person who shared it was retarded. That goon ended up getting shut up when some one called them out on using an offensive word like retarded. It was beautiful. :allears:


Also the recent hockey jersey one.

Supeerme
Sep 13, 2010

Alouicious posted:

No that thread is unreadable in the first place because it's Lizard Wizard

True.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
The worst derails are when goons seem to collectively decide that a poster is the best poster ever and so you'll get like three pages of something like "oh my god everdraed are you a wizard?" every single time they post anything.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Maybe it's already been mentioned but whenever there's a news story about someone having sex with an underage girl between the age of say fourteen-seventeen someone always ends up calling the guy a pedophile. Eventually someone will "correct" that person and say that he wasn't a pedophile because the girl in question past pubescence. Then that guy is called a pedophile and it just spins out of control from there.

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Real-time derailing!!! Check out the last 2 pages:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3538014&pagenumber=151#lastpost

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Maybe it's already been mentioned but whenever there's a news story about someone having sex with an underage girl between the age of say fourteen-seventeen someone always ends up calling the guy a pedophile. Eventually someone will "correct" that person and say that he wasn't a pedophile because the girl in question past pubescence. Then that guy is called a pedophile and it just spins out of control from there.

I've seem people state this as a common thing before but I don't think I've ever seen it actually happen.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
It doesn't happen very much on SA because the mods come down on it pretty hard, but I've seen far too many "It's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia, thank you" and "lolicon is a morally defensible alternative to child porn" derails elsewhere to think it's a rare occurence.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I love it when Fallout New Vegas threads derail into scrutinizing the effectiveness and morality of the political bodies in the Mojave. I love it so much, I'm responsible for it sixty, sixty-two percent of the time.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

quote:

"It's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia, thank you"

I've seen it happen a few times on SA but not as often as in similar topics on some forums I guess.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
Raw Milk :rms2:

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Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Canadian milk bags.

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