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DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
That was a good segment.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vickie heat is the best heat :allears:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Vickie's getting kidnapped!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Non-consensual crowd surfing! I officially love this gimmick now.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
In a moment of horror, she would be thrown into the Party Express against her will, disappear for three weeks, and come back as a rosebud.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Vicky doesn't wanna go on the Eyes Wide Shut tour.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
PUT IT IN YO MOUF VICKIE :pervert:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Pariah Rex posted:

Why is Adam so stupid that he thinks a lemon is the opposite of a rose?

Because lemon's are sour and roses are...well you can't eat them so...they're...uh...

LOOK AT THE BUNNY

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Chokes McGee posted:

In a moment of horror, she would be thrown into the Party Express against her will, disappear for three weeks, and come back as a rosebud.

The Ministry of Rosebuds

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Man, Usos, you are not the Rock. In fact, this whole promo i—

Roman Reigns posted:

LOOK AT THE BUNNY

I LOVE BUNNIES :neckbeard:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Cena riffing on Hulk's flubs!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Usos are awesome.

joan cean

NO CHANTING PLEASE.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
I'm pretty sure that was RVD at the head of the Rosebuds carrying Vickie off.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

RoleModel posted:

The Ministry of Rosebuds

Imagine a rabbit stamping on a human face, ... forever.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Again with the Wolk of Wall Street reference.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Usos really have come a long way with their promo skills and rasslin', I like them :)

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
The last tag team I remember joining up with Cena was Cryme Tyme and we all know how well they both turned out. It looks like the Uso's are following in some massive footsteps.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ozz81 posted:

Usos really have come a long way with their promo skills and rasslin', I like them :)

They're still a little skittish on the mic, but yeah, the Usos are great.

I remember back when their theme song was DOOP DEE DIDDLELEE DOOP and no one knew who they were. They've come a long, long way.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

Pariah Rex posted:

The last tag team I remember joining up with Cena was Cryme Tyme and we all know how well they both turned out. It looks like the Uso's are following in some massive footsteps.


Nah, he hung around with the Rhodes Brothers too and...okay, you may have a point there.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Pariah Rex posted:

The last tag team I remember joining up with Cena was Cryme Tyme and we all know how well they both turned out. It looks like the Uso's are following in some massive footsteps.

So which Uso do you think will get fired and which will lurk in the shadows of WWE's payroll for the next 5 years?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

TEGGS posted:

So which Uso do you think will get fired and which will lurk in the shadows of WWE's payroll for the next 5 years?

Trick question, they'll just swap places every three weeks and no one will notice.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This song has made me hate Bray Wyatt.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

This song has made me hate Bray Wyatt.

Yes, but what you fail to realize is ghldag jkleazfjk jzfbzjlkfioefji aghgalgasdghl afeklj *falls down and spasms*

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Never will understand why they have Bray blow out the lamp...why not have him light it, walk slowly down a dark backstage hallway with the family, turn a corner, then cut to them walking out on stage?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vertigo Ambrosia posted:

Nah, he hung around with the Rhodes Brothers too and...okay, you may have a point there.

Bray Wyatt made the same argument earlier in the show!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Let's get this stupid feud over with so we can work on transitioning the belts to DA BIG GUY and DA BIG GUY JR.

e: MOTHER OF gently caress

Chokes McGee fucked around with this message at 02:54 on May 24, 2014

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is this the first time Cena was actually around to back up one of his friends?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JESUS CHRIST STOP KICKING PEOPLE'S FACES IN! :gonk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

JESUS CHRIST STOP KICKING PEOPLE'S FACES IN! :gonk:

no don't

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

So I watched Smackdown last night and avoided posting in this thread accordingly. But now it's over.

Adam Rose spot best of night?

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Unless you count Bray falling over and speaking in tongues.

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