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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

Why aren't you dead?

Perseverance.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Thoughts on Aimee Hanley

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

Thoughts on Aimee Hanley

Dont know, dont care. And, im not gonna google it.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Voted Worst Mom posted:

You're pretty cute, op

Thanks! I still have a lot more work to be done. I am definitely better off than a lot of transchicks though... :aaaaa:

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

psyopmonkey posted:

Its a transgender goon. Usually an awful person too.

how hosed up are you in the head from a scale of 1 to 10?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh right you were serious

well best of luck in life OP

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
psyopmonkey's been pretty civil as far as troons go please be nice, go after the megathread regulars instead

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kombotron posted:

how hosed up are you in the head from a scale of 1 to 10?

Probably about a 5.

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

psyopmonkey posted:

Me last week:


Might.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

psyopmonkey's been pretty civil as far as troons go please be nice, go after the megathread regulars instead

Lol... I say bring it. Its a silly comedy website, on the internet. People saying "mean things" to me doesnt effect me.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

if you're lucky maybe he'll let you dilate his colon 'vagina' hole.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
that's good but it was horrible what you said earlier

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Might not. :colbert:

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bung Harmer posted:

if you're lucky maybe he'll let you dilate his colon 'vagina' hole.

I think the correct term is "rear end-Pussy".

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
welp you sound like a normal person even if you plan to cut off your dick

good luck in your future endeavors

gas thread pls

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
Have you noticed that a disproportionate number of transpeople are autistic?

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:cry:

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye
if you haven't had your genitals removed/fashioned into female genitalia how does this differ from just cross dressing?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

The Monkey Man posted:

Have you noticed that a disproportionate number of transpeople are autistic?

I have noticed that the vast majority of the flag waving, assclown, internet transpeople are completely batcrap crazy. The rest are usually just average guys and gals living life.

Some of them are hidden in your midst right now...

We are among you.

*spooky music*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Would you please kill yourself, troon?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

psyopmonkey posted:

I have noticed that the vast majority of the flag waving, assclown, internet transpeople are completely batcrap crazy. The rest are usually just average guys and gals living life.


"No really guys. Troons are batshit crazy. I'm one of the normal ones."


lol

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Harrington posted:

if you haven't had your genitals removed/fashioned into female genitalia how does this differ from just cross dressing?

Im not gonna talk about my crotch situation; gotta keep a few mysteries about myself.
However, you do bring up a valid point. Where is the line between cross dressing and being the target gender?

I dont know, I dont care, and im not gonna try to figure it out.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
1) if you cut your dick off, can you give it to a person who is trying to turn their vagina into a dick?

2) if you can do this and you choose not to, are you transphobic?

3) are you sure you don't like anime? it's pretty great...

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Naerasa posted:

1) if you cut your dick off, can you give it to a person who is trying to turn their vagina into a dick?
That's not how SRS works but it'd be really nice if it did wouldn't it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Naerasa posted:

1) if you cut your dick off, can you give it to a person who is trying to turn their vagina into a dick?

2) if you can do this and you choose not to, are you transphobic?

3) are you sure you don't like anime? it's pretty great...

1- The process involves inverting the penile tissue. So no...

2- I dont know. Sure, why not.

3- I havent found an Anime that I like. Im sure there are some neat ones out there, but I have other shows im more interested in.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

vyst posted:

Would you please kill yourself, troon?

Nah, I like myself and I like my life. Pretty sure we already covered this.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

psyopmonkey posted:

Im not gonna talk about my crotch situation; gotta keep a few mysteries about myself.
However, you do bring up a valid point. Where is the line between cross dressing and being the target gender?

I dont know, I dont care, and im not gonna try to figure it out.

what are you attracted to, have you been intimate with anyone and how does that can of worms go?

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
why is it not listed as a mental illness anymore idgi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphia

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


in the pc game "shivers", where can i find the crystal pot? i already have the lid, but can't find the pot anywhere.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Cucking Mama posted:

I don't want to

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
I've noticed that a lot of MtFs have military service backgrounds, usually in the super hard-rear end branches. Were you trying to cover your uneasiness about your identity by putting on a front of hyper-masculinity?

Also, I'm glad that you are happier with yourself and your life now. That's the name of the game.

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

Kombotron posted:

why is it not listed as a mental illness anymore idgi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphia

if he/she (I dont know what to say and am not trying to be an rear end in a top hat) is happy I guess who cares?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Al Harrington posted:

what are you attracted to, have you been intimate with anyone and how does that can of worms go?

Im "bisexual", but I prefer women. Guy are just gross, annoying, needy, and just not that great. Maybe I havent found the right one yet.

I tell people up front that Im trans. I dont keep it some big mystery.

Basically, I act like an adult.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i hear a lot of kids are trying something called "gender fluid", where can i get it?

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax
If you are a man who wants to be female but still like females does that make you like bizarro gay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

bonestructure posted:

I've noticed that a lot of MtFs have military service backgrounds, usually in the super hard-rear end branches. Were you trying to cover your uneasiness about your identity by putting on a front of hyper-masculinity?

Also, I'm glad that you are happier with yourself and your life now. That's the name of the game.

100% this. I thought if I went into an MOS/job that was part of the special operations community I would cure all my icky trans thoughts. I also wanted to enlist to start a career in advertising; reason why I picked Psychological Operations.

Welp, I ended up starting a career in IT and also changing genders. Plans change and its all how you adapt to that.

There are a large amount of FtM in the military too.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



psyopmonkey posted:

Nah, I like myself and I like my life. Pretty sure we already covered this.

I asked nicely tho

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

If you are a man who wants to be female but still like females does that make you like bizarro gay
translesbos are super common, as are transfags

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

psyopmonkey posted:

I finally saw the Lego Movie. It was great!

My nigga.

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