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Machai

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

His wife... his wife filmed him. She filmed him flushing his own head in the toilet.

this is why he needs to cut his hair, she wont be able to look at him the same way again until he does. the specter of toilet water will be looming over their relationship

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ron color

Azurrat posted:

Congratulations, you care more about Sid than literally everybody else in this thread.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

something9999
What am I thinking about? I'm thinking about how much of a bummer Az is.

Drunk Driver Dad
i just got up can someone tell me if sid is a literal retard or not?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

i just got up can someone tell me if sid is a literal retard or not?

i cant im not his doctor

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

i just got up can someone tell me if sid is a literal retard or not?

I'm p sure only a retard would let themselves get kicked in the head by a horse?

Flynn Taggart

CAT BRUSH posted:

i cant im not his doctor

Paging dr truther, dr dogcrash truther to the yob

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp

Ordrakon posted:

What am I thinking about? I'm thinking about how much of a bummer Az is.

That bummed-out sense is self-realization.

something9999
No, it's you being no fun and complaining.

A Time To Chill

Sid I know you're reading this because of course you are. With regard to your last vid, what's up w the miracle whip hate man? It is clearly superior to mayo sorry your mom loves you too much to let you have gross bland condiments

ron color
i thought miracle whip was like whipping cream am i misinformed here

Flynn Taggart

His last few vids have not loaded in my phone which is where I do my yobbin :(

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


ron color posted:

i thought miracle whip was like whipping cream am i misinformed here

Oh goodness no

ass
I asked him for a request but he promptly refused. :sigh:

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back

ron color posted:

i thought miracle whip was like whipping cream am i misinformed here

Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what margarine is to butter.

What it lacks in fat and oil it makes up for in chemicals and hfcs.

google THIS

Tipps posted:

Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what margarine is to butter.

What it lacks in fat and oil it makes up for in chemicals and hfcs.

truth

mayo is the obvious choice, though at the same time you don't want it to be your only condiment, you want it to complement mustard or something at the very least

Flynn Taggart

Garlic mayo is awesome

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp

Tipps posted:

Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what margarine is to butter.

What it lacks in fat and oil it makes up for in chemicals and hfcs.

Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what ketchup is to mustard: Something completely different, whose only common factor is that they can be put on a sandwich.

google THIS

Azurrat posted:

Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what ketchup is to mustard: Something completely different, whose only common factor is that they can be put on a sandwich.

but no sane person would put both mayo and miracle whip on the same sandwich

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp
No sane person would put miracle whip on a sandwich, period. It tastes like alien semen.

the miracle in miracle whip is that people actually loving buy that foul poo poo.

Tipps


party in the front

business in the back

Azurrat posted:

Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what ketchup is to mustard: Something completely different, whose only common factor is that they can be put on a sandwich.

It is advertised by Kraft as a "healthy" mayonnaise substitute, the same was as margarine is advertised as a "healthy" butter substitute.



I would bitch about the stupidity of using fat content as a metric for defining the healthiness of a food, but I'll keep that for the fitness thread.

google THIS

this is important, apparently, i haven't watched the mayo vid so idkwtf

quote:

Sid Vicious wrote on May 28, 2014 4:23 PM:
can you tell the video thread i like to mix some srircha in with mayo and use that not just plain mayo generally

Drunk Driver Dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsHFFUFLisI

A Time To Chill

you are dumb if you think miracle whip is even remotely not horrible for you but lmao if you put any other condiment on an egg sandwich

literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

it worked

something9999

same but i still laughed a bit

Flynn Taggart


We have a young Kevin smith in the works here.

Moongrave

Finally Living Rent Free
is sid the new million dollar extreme

Eye of Widesauron

I see several people asking what Fiona sees in Sid

I wonder how many cry before jacking themselves off at night

:negative:

Bummey

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata
before, after, and during

Diqnol

I like that he's willing to do retarded poo poo to make his girlfriend laugh that also by happenstance makes posters on BYOB laugh

Captain No-mates

Widestancer posted:

I see several people asking what Fiona sees in Sid

I wonder how many cry before jacking themselves off at night

:negative:

i have moved past the tears and now jack with solemn determination contemplating my lonely death in ~10 years time

Drunk Driver Dad

Widestancer posted:

I see several people asking what Fiona sees in Sid

I wonder how many cry before jacking themselves off at night

:negative:

i would date sid, he's probably low maintenance

Frank Horrigan

by Ralp

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

i would date sid, he's probably low maintenance

seems a little needy tbh, but we've all got flaws.

i am he

sid is actually really really cool and rad

City of Glompton

PUtting my vote in for Sid! He's got"it", whatever "it" is!

Drunk Driver Dad

Siluvayne posted:

PUtting my vote in for Sid! He's got"it", whatever "it" is!

an extra chromosome.


































i kid, i love you sid, you are cool and good

Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

The Kraken posted:

sid, if you're gonna lose your god damned mind, at least make art out of it like the greats before you

i like where this is all heading

Giger is dead. Inherit his essence!

Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

Azurrat posted:

No sane person would put miracle whip on a sandwich, period. It tastes like alien semen.

the miracle in miracle whip is that people actually loving buy that foul poo poo.

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Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.
Sid. Sid!



Play Excite Bike.

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