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Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Date: May 31st, 2014
Location: Berlin, Germany
Venue: O2 World Berlin
Broadcast: UFC Fight Pass






MAIN CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 3 p.m. ET)
Mark Munoz vs. Gegard Mousasi
Francis Carmont vs. C.B. Dollaway
Luke Barnatt vs. Sean Strickland
Niklas Backstrom vs. Tom Niinimaki

PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, Noon ET)
Drew Dober vs. Nick Hein
Magnus Cedenblad vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Iuri Alcantara vs. Vaughan Lee
Pawel Pawlak vs. Peter Sobotta
Maximo Blanco vs. Andy Ogle
Ruslan Magomedov vs. Viktor Pesta



Important Things:

The first half of the All Day Marathon UFC Extravaganza. Buckle yourselves in, put your Code Red Mountian Dew on ice and get your hot dog rollups ready.


Mark Munoz has had a knack of not landing stikes against fights, but Gay Hard is a guy who doesn't give a poo poo about fighting and Mark may just take him down and throw those donkey kong punches like against the Barbrian. Pretty jazzed up for this fight, ya'll.

gently caress Francis Carmont.


Tom Ninimaki! Iuri Alcantara! Maximo Blanco! Ruslan Magomedov!





MMA Snack Rating ™ NO SNACK RATING ATTRIBUTED TO THIS "CARD"



Other Important Things:

All Fight Pass on this one, boys. NO STREAMS TO BE POSTED.

Come hang out in #mma on synirc.org for constant "Why The gently caress Am I Watching This poo poo Show" discussion.

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I would have given this card a MMA snack rating of "plain Cream Crackers."

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Francis Carmont versus Clarence Byron Dollaway is proof that Joe Silva is cruel and vicious and hates us all :saddowns:

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones
My free fightpass subscription ended so I won't have the dubious pleasure of seeing the undercard. I hope Ogle gets cut.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Szymanski posted:

My free fightpass subscription ended so I won't have the dubious pleasure of seeing the undercard. I hope Ogle gets cut.

or the main card, since this is a Fight Pass event from start to finish!

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones

-Atom- posted:

or the main card, since this is a Fight Pass event from start to finish!

Main card is on BT Sport

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
I love Dana wearing a t-shirt for this card, as though that is the sort of main event that fans are dying for and just need to be told about and they'll lose their poo poo. "Oh my god, GUY WHO WAS CRUSHED BY LYOTO is fighting GUY WHO SOLIDLY LOST A DECISION TO LYOTO, I'm gonna call my friends!"

Is Munoz vs Mousasi the worst UFC main event?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
It's not even the worst main event happening on Saturday.

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009
Not even close. There's been way worse main cards, like Mousasi vs Latifi.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
I guess I should add "without being altered by injury", which both the other main event and Mousasi/Latifi were.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Kim/Hathaway is up there.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ditch posted:

Is Munoz vs Mousasi the worst UFC main event?

No way, that's actually a decent main event and would be a great co main event. I'm not saying the fight won't stink but Rockhold vs Philippou was more of a "who gives a poo poo?" headliner.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Leben v bisping broke my years long streak

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Munoz is paying $3.50 for a win. That's a long loving underdog for a guy who can legitimately wrestle.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

man germans are still paying for ww2 with that card

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i just realized theres a dude on this card whose name translates to MOST WHITE

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I am really looking forward to Iuri Alcantara vs. Vaughan Lee and hoping to see Barnatt smoke another dude.

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
Is there any way to watch this in Australia on a television?

PeteRoseHaircut
May 17, 2008

Thank you, Toronto!

-Atom- posted:

Kim/Hathaway is up there.

That fight was good though.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Bundt Cake posted:

Leben v bisping broke my years long streak

hendo/rampage was the first show i ever went to, the next and final two were this and couture/vera and basically now i hate mma

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Triticum Guzzler posted:

hendo/rampage was the first show i ever went to, the next and final two were this and couture/vera and basically now i hate mma

You people deserve it for eating baked beans for breakfast.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

PeteRoseHaircut posted:

That fight was good though.

I was just going off of name value. Hindsight is 20/20, :ortiz:.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Lone Goat posted:

May 31 - UFC Fight Night: Munoz vs. Mousasi

Mark Muñoz vs. Gegard Mousasi
Francis Carmont vs. C.B. Dollaway
Luke Barnatt vs. Sean Strickland
Tom Niinimäki vs. Niklas Bäckström

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET


Get your picks in, or don't!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

gimpsuitjones posted:

Is there any way to watch this in Australia on a television?

I don't think it's on Fuel or FX this time around. I think fightpass still has free trials if that's an option.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
Don't worry about not being able to watch ufc though, bellator MMA is on One HD tonight apparently. What a relief.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Will there be a second thread for UFC FIGHT NIGHT -- MIOCIC VS. MALDONADO? Or should we combine it into this one?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Will there be a second thread for UFC FIGHT NIGHT -- MIOCIC VS. MALDONADO? Or should we combine it into this one?

It already exists!

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
CB Dollaway vs Francis Carmont is the best fight on this card

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

CB Dollaway vs Francis Carmont is the best fight on this card

it's going to be a fan favourite after THe Doberman insanely brutally knocks him out, don't worry Lord Waffle Beard

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Cool prelim so far gang

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Sloppy as hell, but still not bad. Looking forward to it getting much, much more sloppier. Look for gravity to have a big round here.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
the new breeed of heavyweights

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

The Czech single is rivaling the British double in terms of effectiveness.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Whoa, I just heard Maximo Blanco and UFC Featherweight Title in the same sentence. Is this real life?

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
why are they letting a gerber baby* fight in the octagon

*NOT BJ Penn

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

MagicCube posted:

Whoa, I just heard Maximo Blanco and UFC Featherweight Title in the same sentence. Is this real life?

No it's fight pass

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

Lmao that kick.

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Holy poo poo what an opener

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
ogle stinks

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Devoz
Nov 18, 2006
Not a bad first round at all. I am worried Blanco will gas.

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