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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Date: May 31st, 2014
Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil
Venue: Ibirapuera Gymnasium
Broadcast: FOX Sports 1, UFC Fight Pass






MAIN CARD (FOX Sports 1, 10 p.m. ET)
Fabio Maldonado vs. Stipe Miocic
Antonio Carlos Jr. vs. Vitor Miranda "TUF: Brazil 3" heavyweight tourney final
Warlley Alves de Andrade vs. Marcio Alexandre Jr. "TUF: Brazil 3" middleweight tourney final
Demian Maia vs. Alexander Yakovlev
Rony Jason vs. Robert Peralta

PRELIMINARY CARD (FOX Sports 1, 8 p.m. ET)
Rodrigo Damm vs. Rashid Magomedov
Ernest Chavez vs. Elias Silverio
Paulo Thiago vs. Gasan Umalatov
Mark Eddiva vs. Kevin Souza

PRE-PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 6:30 p.m. ET)
Ricardo Abreu vs. Wagner Silva
Marcos Rogerio de Lima vs. Richardson Moreira
Matt Hobar vs. Pedro Munhoz


Important Things:

The second leg of bad for the last day in the month of May. So MAYbe skip this poo poo, nawmsayin?


In the wake of JDS breaking his big rear end hand comes the man that plays the Homer Simpson defence until his oppoent gasses and he strikes their face off, or they don't gas as much as him and he gets pulverized. Expect the latter.

Don't Watch TUF, Fights Aren't Real

Demian Maia against a prospect :getin:


Hony Jason! Rodrigo Damm! Rashid Magomedov! Paul Thiago!



MMA Snack Rating ™ NO SNACK RATING ATTRIBUTED TO THIS "CARD"


Other Important Things:

Lil bit on UFC Fight Pass, most bit on FOX Sports 1. You can figure it out.

Come hang out in #mma on synirc.org for rabid alcoholism after being 8 hours deep in All Day MMA.

-Atom- fucked around with this message at 20:25 on May 29, 2014

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Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
The TUF Brazil 3 finale is definitely not on Pay-Per-View, might want to fix that OP.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
All in for FACE SHOE :allears:

(though I didn't watch TUF Brasil past the very first episode)

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Sprecherscrow posted:

The TUF Brazil 3 finale is definitely not on Pay-Per-View, might want to fix that OP.

Thank you.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/this-is-what-its-like-fight-stipe-miocic

The dude who fought Miocic on Moosin goes through the entire experience. Interesting reading.

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

fatherdog posted:

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/this-is-what-its-like-fight-stipe-miocic

The dude who fought Miocic on Moosin goes through the entire experience. Interesting reading.

I didn't think the people with fake UFC names from Miocic's pre-UFC career were real

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Paul Barry is certainly real. I saw him with my own eyes at Moosin, the only live MMA card I've ever felt was worth attending.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
:siren: Important Alexander Yakovlev information :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujktY2PYMEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ipTizjfvlQ

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Lone Goat posted:

May 31 - TUF Brazil 3 Finale

Stipe Miocic vs. Fabio Maldonado
Vitor Miranda vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
Márcio Alexandre Junior vs. Warlley Alves
Demian Maia vs. Alexander Yakovlev
Rony Jason vs. Robbie Peralta

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

If you don't pick Fabio Maldonado you should autoban yourself.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

lol so was the TUF Brazil HW tournament mostly blown-up LHWs? The two finalists weighed in at 216 and 212 :pwn: Even Maldonado came in at 225.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

colonel_korn posted:

lol so was the TUF Brazil HW tournament mostly blown-up LHWs? The two finalists weighed in at 216 and 212 :pwn: Even Maldonado came in at 225.

Yeah, but FACE SHOE :allears:

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

colonel_korn posted:

lol so was the TUF Brazil HW tournament mostly blown-up LHWs? The two finalists weighed in at 216 and 212 :pwn: Even Maldonado came in at 225.

Listened to a podcast with Brazilian MMA journalist Marcelo Alonso yesterday. He reckons that Face-Shoe might make it down to middleweight after this is done - I'm skeptical, but yes they're both LHWs at least.

Also one of the middleweight finalists is really a welterweight (Warley).

This is a common theme for people who do well in TUFs due to the fight schedule & weight cutting , though clearly no advantage there for heavyweights.

Scrubed
Oct 3, 2002

I am a Romosexual.
Welp. I can't shake a stick at two cards in a day...


Even if they are bad cards.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Whatup drinking all night :)

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Hold on, so noone's in on this at all?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
look man we just endured 5 hours of european MMA. It's going to take a minute for us to get up for 6 hours of brazilian MMA

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hold on, so noone's in on this at all?

Top 7 heavyweight vs unranked light heavyweight as a main event? Yes, you know I'm going to be watching.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Bubba Smith posted:

look man we just endured 5 hours of european MMA. It's going to take a minute for us to get up for 6 hours of brazilian MMA

Well, I've been imbibing of the sauce and partaking in this for th past 8 hours...

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
I'm in, but the loving fight pass broadcast appears to be making GBS threads the bed for me...

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Kekekela posted:

I'm in, but the loving fight pass broadcast appears to be making GBS threads the bed for me...

Yup and this is the one prelim I give a poo poo about. Hobart trains at the gym I go to

Scrubed
Oct 3, 2002

I am a Romosexual.
Well I'm trying to get up for it.... As I infect my machine with malware.


:P

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
That was a shellacking.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Welp

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

ch3cooh posted:

Hobart trains at the gym I go to

Welp.

Really looked like he was spending a lot of time standing still in front of Munhoz (even before he was rocked)...needed some more head and foot movement.

Midnight City
Jun 3, 2013

A 10% levy on BAKED GOODS?!

At least the guy isn't a hypocritical Christian, Jesus died for our sins but he was willing to die for our mere entertainment

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Translator needs to work on that "homage" pronunciation

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
I don't understand why on the TUF Brazil show, they refer to all the fighters by their nicknames, then by their real names on this fight card.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I love Brazil cards.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Next.

Devoz
Nov 18, 2006

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Well, I've been imbibing of the sauce and partaking in this for th past 8 hours...

I started imbibing at the start of the first card of the day as well. My liver is going to hate me by the end of the day.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Whatever that high pitched dinging they've got going on is needs to stop

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
Sportsbet has spending betting on Maldonado but not Stipe, why would that be?

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
I am excited to watch like 6 hours of lovely fuckin brazilian assholes in order to get to the main event where the one (maybe one out of a few???) non-lovely Brazilian is going to get beat up

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
So wait, these TUF Brazil guys got to vote in a new ring girl?

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
I was just thinking "holy gently caress this guy is never gonna land a punch throwing these wild rear end hayamkers" and then he dropped him. :ughh:

Surprised the ref didn't comment on those punches to the back of the head.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
You guys already gave up on this poo poo didn't you?

Also why did they schedule an hour and a half pre-prelim for 3 fights?

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
lmao the sequence leading up to that finish

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
These Brazil undercards are growing on me. It's like when I started watching MMA, I have no clue who anyone is or what the gently caress is going on.

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

Kekekela posted:

You guys already gave up on this poo poo didn't you?

Also why did they schedule an hour and a half pre-prelim for 3 fights?

They schedule a half hour for EVERY fight. That's just how it is.

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Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

So is the fox stuff not live on fight pass?

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