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Date: May 31st, 2014 Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil Venue: Ibirapuera Gymnasium Broadcast: FOX Sports 1, UFC Fight Pass MAIN CARD (FOX Sports 1, 10 p.m. ET) Fabio Maldonado vs. Stipe Miocic Antonio Carlos Jr. vs. Vitor Miranda "TUF: Brazil 3" heavyweight tourney final Warlley Alves de Andrade vs. Marcio Alexandre Jr. "TUF: Brazil 3" middleweight tourney final Demian Maia vs. Alexander Yakovlev Rony Jason vs. Robert Peralta PRELIMINARY CARD (FOX Sports 1, 8 p.m. ET) Rodrigo Damm vs. Rashid Magomedov Ernest Chavez vs. Elias Silverio Paulo Thiago vs. Gasan Umalatov Mark Eddiva vs. Kevin Souza PRE-PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 6:30 p.m. ET) Ricardo Abreu vs. Wagner Silva Marcos Rogerio de Lima vs. Richardson Moreira Matt Hobar vs. Pedro Munhoz Important Things: The second leg of bad for the last day in the month of May. So MAYbe skip this poo poo, nawmsayin? In the wake of JDS breaking his big rear end hand comes the man that plays the Homer Simpson defence until his oppoent gasses and he strikes their face off, or they don't gas as much as him and he gets pulverized. Expect the latter. Don't Watch TUF, Fights Aren't Real Demian Maia against a prospect Hony Jason! Rodrigo Damm! Rashid Magomedov! Paul Thiago! MMA Snack Rating ™ NO SNACK RATING ATTRIBUTED TO THIS "CARD" Other Important Things: Lil bit on UFC Fight Pass, most bit on FOX Sports 1. You can figure it out. Come hang out in #mma on synirc.org for rabid alcoholism after being 8 hours deep in All Day MMA. -Atom- fucked around with this message at 20:25 on May 29, 2014 |
# ? May 29, 2014 17:29 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:59 |
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The TUF Brazil 3 finale is definitely not on Pay-Per-View, might want to fix that OP.
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# ? May 29, 2014 17:32 |
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All in for FACE SHOE (though I didn't watch TUF Brasil past the very first episode)
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# ? May 29, 2014 17:35 |
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Sprecherscrow posted:The TUF Brazil 3 finale is definitely not on Pay-Per-View, might want to fix that OP. Thank you.
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# ? May 29, 2014 17:37 |
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http://fightland.vice.com/blog/this-is-what-its-like-fight-stipe-miocic The dude who fought Miocic on Moosin goes through the entire experience. Interesting reading.
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# ? May 29, 2014 22:19 |
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fatherdog posted:http://fightland.vice.com/blog/this-is-what-its-like-fight-stipe-miocic I didn't think the people with fake UFC names from Miocic's pre-UFC career were real
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# ? May 29, 2014 22:44 |
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Paul Barry is certainly real. I saw him with my own eyes at Moosin, the only live MMA card I've ever felt was worth attending.
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# ? May 30, 2014 00:27 |
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Important Alexander Yakovlev information https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujktY2PYMEw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ipTizjfvlQ
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# ? May 30, 2014 04:12 |
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Lone Goat posted:May 31 - TUF Brazil 3 Finale If you don't pick Fabio Maldonado you should autoban yourself.
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# ? May 30, 2014 22:45 |
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lol so was the TUF Brazil HW tournament mostly blown-up LHWs? The two finalists weighed in at 216 and 212 Even Maldonado came in at 225.
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# ? May 30, 2014 23:08 |
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colonel_korn posted:lol so was the TUF Brazil HW tournament mostly blown-up LHWs? The two finalists weighed in at 216 and 212 Even Maldonado came in at 225. Yeah, but FACE SHOE
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# ? May 30, 2014 23:31 |
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colonel_korn posted:lol so was the TUF Brazil HW tournament mostly blown-up LHWs? The two finalists weighed in at 216 and 212 Even Maldonado came in at 225. Listened to a podcast with Brazilian MMA journalist Marcelo Alonso yesterday. He reckons that Face-Shoe might make it down to middleweight after this is done - I'm skeptical, but yes they're both LHWs at least. Also one of the middleweight finalists is really a welterweight (Warley). This is a common theme for people who do well in TUFs due to the fight schedule & weight cutting , though clearly no advantage there for heavyweights.
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# ? May 31, 2014 12:32 |
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Welp. I can't shake a stick at two cards in a day... Even if they are bad cards.
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# ? May 31, 2014 22:44 |
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Whatup drinking all night
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# ? May 31, 2014 22:47 |
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Hold on, so noone's in on this at all?
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:01 |
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look man we just endured 5 hours of european MMA. It's going to take a minute for us to get up for 6 hours of brazilian MMA
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:19 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Hold on, so noone's in on this at all? Top 7 heavyweight vs unranked light heavyweight as a main event? Yes, you know I'm going to be watching.
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:28 |
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Bubba Smith posted:look man we just endured 5 hours of european MMA. It's going to take a minute for us to get up for 6 hours of brazilian MMA Well, I've been imbibing of the sauce and partaking in this for th past 8 hours...
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:34 |
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I'm in, but the loving fight pass broadcast appears to be making GBS threads the bed for me...
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:35 |
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Kekekela posted:I'm in, but the loving fight pass broadcast appears to be making GBS threads the bed for me... Yup and this is the one prelim I give a poo poo about. Hobart trains at the gym I go to
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:36 |
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Well I'm trying to get up for it.... As I infect my machine with malware. :P
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:39 |
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That was a shellacking.
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:41 |
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Welp
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:42 |
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ch3cooh posted:Hobart trains at the gym I go to Welp. Really looked like he was spending a lot of time standing still in front of Munhoz (even before he was rocked)...needed some more head and foot movement.
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:42 |
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At least the guy isn't a hypocritical Christian, Jesus died for our sins but he was willing to die for our mere entertainment
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:42 |
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Translator needs to work on that "homage" pronunciation
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:45 |
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I don't understand why on the TUF Brazil show, they refer to all the fighters by their nicknames, then by their real names on this fight card.
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# ? May 31, 2014 23:59 |
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I love Brazil cards.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:00 |
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Next.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:00 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Well, I've been imbibing of the sauce and partaking in this for th past 8 hours... I started imbibing at the start of the first card of the day as well. My liver is going to hate me by the end of the day.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:12 |
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Whatever that high pitched dinging they've got going on is needs to stop
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:19 |
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Sportsbet has spending betting on Maldonado but not Stipe, why would that be?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:26 |
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I am excited to watch like 6 hours of lovely fuckin brazilian assholes in order to get to the main event where the one (maybe one out of a few???) non-lovely Brazilian is going to get beat up
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:29 |
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So wait, these TUF Brazil guys got to vote in a new ring girl?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:33 |
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I was just thinking "holy gently caress this guy is never gonna land a punch throwing these wild rear end hayamkers" and then he dropped him. Surprised the ref didn't comment on those punches to the back of the head.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:35 |
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You guys already gave up on this poo poo didn't you? Also why did they schedule an hour and a half pre-prelim for 3 fights?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:37 |
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lmao the sequence leading up to that finish
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:40 |
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These Brazil undercards are growing on me. It's like when I started watching MMA, I have no clue who anyone is or what the gently caress is going on.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:42 |
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Kekekela posted:You guys already gave up on this poo poo didn't you? They schedule a half hour for EVERY fight. That's just how it is.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 00:57 |
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So is the fox stuff not live on fight pass?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 01:01 |