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My sweet, I realize we have scarcely been introduced, but allow me to recite a fine sonnet by Shakespeare that reminds me of you: My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damasked, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress when she walks treads on the ground. And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.  Thank you my darling for hearing out my words of love.
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It's a man, baby!
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Rest stop in Newark posted:I just learned the other day what a glass bottom boat actually is. for looking up skirts and the asses of women in bikinis while scuba diving, there's no other reason |
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May 30, 2014 05:12
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write tane on your mons pubis, op
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catdynamite posted:write tane on your mons pubis, op ---------------- |
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catdynamite posted:write tane on your mons pubis, op don't be jealous your forum BF is preparing a special surprise for you too http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=138464 |
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do you feel that your current run of posting here all the loving time is going better than the last time you tried |
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catdynamite posted:write tane on your mons pubis, op ---------------- |
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Rest stop in Newark posted:I just learned the other day what a glass bottom boat actually is. hey girl 
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catdynamite posted:write tane on your mons pubis, op |
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so goddamn romantic |
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May 30, 2014 05:34
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Don't subject CatDynamite or KazooieGirl to the yob Things happen there |
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Labored Wooting posted:do you feel that your current run of posting here all the loving time is going better than the last time you tried yeah you? ---------------- |
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Epic Hamcat posted:idk who glass bottom boat is Glass Bottom Boat posted:actually, im glad that my turgid wrote on dick stuck out in your mind enough that you still remember it and i would hope you might ell your grandkids about it someday if i thought you were going to have any that's his last post in fyad
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Where is my girlfriend? Oh, cat jail. How terribly unfortunate and sad. I will sneak a message of my love to her in a loaf of bread.
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bawbzilla posted:Twilight Matrix is gonna be mad @ you But then we can all 3 be powderpuff girls or something Worth it |
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woozy pawsies posted:that's his last post in fyad i trolled that dude into not posting |
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synthy posted:beecock immediately |
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yea its true lots of us date guys from othet subforums bc fyad is mostly girls but I seriously doubt anyone is going out with the op |
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Kazooiegirl posted:yea its true lots of us date guys from othet subforums bc fyad is mostly girls but I seriously doubt anyone is going out with the op if things don't work out b/w you and twilight matrix will u pls be my forums girlfriend?? |
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fyadders need to let a little love into their lives
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hi kazooiegirl a stranger on the internet told me that we would be just perfect for each other, well anyways i just wanted to say your forum and avatar are looking especially nice today |
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vapoursquid posted:fyadders need to let a little love into their lives they need to get a little bit of byob in 'em y'knawamsayin?
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yo OP don't post here tia
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I'm about to save this thread
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