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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
But why?

Its like there is some flaw in their anatomy that when you insert dick the other end wails like a banshee on helium.

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Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene
it must be a fob thing

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
i dunno op, maybe you should stop raping asians

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
It's probably because our genitals are incompatible. The female Asian has a sideways vagina, and the male Asian has a dick the size of a curled up prawn.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Morphix posted:

it must be a fob thing

You don't know what fob means do you?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Freak Futanari posted:

i dunno op, maybe you should stop raping asians

but its so easy

you can blindfold them with a shoelace

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Neurosis posted:

It's probably because our genitals are incompatible. The female Asian has a sideways vagina, and the male Asian has a dick the size of a curled up prawn.

this is my fetish

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
*cries*

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene

Hobohemian posted:

You don't know what fob means do you?

fresh off the boat

ive never heard an america-asian girl making these types of noises
bio-truths

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

what's funny about this thread.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Morphix posted:

fresh off the boat

ive never heard an america-asian girl making these types of noises
bio-truths

this is actually


genuinely interesting


Do people gently caress in different accents?

Poz Party Pooper
Feb 16, 2014

charitable theatrics purporting the illusion that your dick is bigger than it really is

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

like is there anything to it besides a racist "joke"

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Motherfucker posted:

this is actually


genuinely interesting


Do people gently caress in different accents?

oi moit rut in me cooter

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Morphix posted:

fresh off the boat

ive never heard an america-asian girl making these types of noises
bio-truths

Exactly. How can one be a fob while they are making domestic porn for domestic consumption? That makes no sense.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Fishy Joe posted:

oi moit rut in me cooter

das racist

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Its anime's fault.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Bicyclops posted:

like is there anything to it besides a racist "joke"

You have never watched Japanese porn, apparently.

You also probably only try to watch amateur porn and find it distracting when the guy has a bigger dick than you (about 6 inches).

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Neurosis posted:

You have never watched Japanese porn, apparently.

You also probably only try to watch amateur porn and find it distracting when the guy has a bigger dick than you (about 6 inches).

so the answer is no

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
casual observations are racist.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
OP is correct. i banged an asian chick in college and it was nearly a turnoff and felt bad for my roommates/anyone else in a 10 mile radius. banshee on helium is pretty apt

1/10 would not repeat

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

Exactly. How can one be a fob while they are making domestic porn for domestic consumption? That makes no sense.

Whats it like to be an annoying fag

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

JakeP posted:

Whats it like to be an annoying fag

Don't you have another ghost macro specifically for this thread or did you run out already?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Motherfucker posted:

casual observations are racist.

they are if they negative stereotyping about a race of people

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
has anyone noticed asians smell like garlic? wtf

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hobohemian posted:

Don't you have another ghost macro specifically for this thread or did you run out already?

clever joke

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Bicyclops posted:

they are if they negative stereotyping about a race of people

cite one example proving I am wrong.

Otherwise it is not a stereotype but an observable fact.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Bicyclops posted:

they are if they negative stereotyping about a race of people

if it's 100% true in all cases is it still a stereotype?

find me some japanese porn where the lady doesn't sound like she's having a really bad time and i will withdraw my argument

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

JakeP posted:

clever joke

What's the joke? You are one of those people.

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Bicyclops posted:

they are if they negative stereotyping about a race of people

You are a real buzzkill

Its hosed up but true m8

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bicyclops posted:

they are if they negative stereotyping about a race of people

Why do you do this in every thread. You are the worst SJW I've ever seen.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

freehotel posted:

You are a real buzzkill

Its hosed up but true m8

i am happy to be a buzzkill for really bad effortless racist jokes because they are not funny and ppl shouldnt be makin' em

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Hobohemian posted:

What's the joke? You are one of those people.

stay safe, poverty ghost.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



this one of the many reasons that i never plan on doing sex, op

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bicyclops posted:

i am happy to be a buzzkill for really bad effortless racist jokes because they are not funny and ppl shouldnt be makin' em

I am super glad you are here to tell us what people should and shouldn't be doing you insufferable, pseudo-leftist, fascist.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Business Gorillas posted:

this one of the many reasons that i never plan on doing sex, op

amen brother.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


*closes eyes*

*clicks on random video*



"hmmmm is it a car with bad brakes or asian porn i cant tell"

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

I am super glad you are here to tell us what people should and shouldn't be doing you insufferable, pseudo-leftist, fascist.

youre welcome.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
niggar ballss

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

*closes eyes*

*clicks on random video*



"hmmmm is it a car with bad brakes or asian porn i cant tell"

turns out its both.


Cuz japan

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