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Pinche Rudo

Hot day? Just got out of the shower after a long workout? Throw some gold bond powder and/or lotion on your taint for a wonderful refreshing, cooling sensation.

TREAT YO SELF NIGGA

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WindmillSlayer

Bought me a frosty treating myself

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hm i might treat myself to a video game
more as this story develops

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I bought myself some skittles.

tastin the rainbow right now.

Pinche Rudo

Angry Fish posted:

I bought myself some skittles.

tastin the rainbow right now.

Take the skittles, dissolve them in some 7 up. Shake it up. Fruity sweet goodness.

TREAT YO SELF

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
that soudns like sugar overload

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w8 didn't they actually have skittles flavored sprite or something or was that a fever dream i had once

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
there was sprite remix and it tasted skittle-y iirc

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yuuuup that was it! thank u

DessertStorm

i'm eating all this cheesecake and it's a drat good treat yo self treat

Pinche Rudo

It's been a long day. Draw a warm bath. Put some lavender bath salts in there. Pour yourself a glass of wine. Jack off. Treat yo self nigga

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

gonna stick this yoo hoo bottle up my business for an evening's repast treating myself

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Pinche Rudo

Bo-Pepper posted:

gonna stick this yoo hoo bottle up my business for an evening's repast treating myself

Yeahhhhhhhh treat yoself

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