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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.




bloops for everybody!

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


The Cubs have gone into Cub Overdrive.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS


pretty cool game going on

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.



seriously, sox/rays?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

The Cubs have gone into Cub Overdrive.

Need a few errors to really be a Cubs game.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006



THAT was a fuckin first inning boys! Even Weeks hit the ball for once!

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010

YOUR MORTAL MODERATORS HAVE NO POWER OVER THIS POSTER!



Pillbug

Throw that a-hole out!

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Bung Harmer posted:

seriously, sox/rays?

Are they fighting? Please tell me they're fighting.

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014


Bung Harmer posted:

seriously, sox/rays?

both teams really hate each other

it's more compelling when both of them aren't poo poo-awful

Streets Ahead
Oct 21, 2010

cool cool cool

God baseball drama is so loving dumb

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.


Ambassador of Funk posted:

Need a few errors to really be a Cubs game.

Oh, it's only the first inning.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Oh, it's only the first inning.

I look forward to it.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.



Ambassador of Funk posted:

Are they fighting? Please tell me they're fighting.

I am aware of that but as was mentioned above, baseball drama is dumb.

fromsinkingsands
Oct 10, 2005

Gotta find Jason.

two red sox managers ejected, ridiculous

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014


every red sox coach will be ejected by the end of the night

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Bung Harmer posted:

I am aware of that but as was mentioned above, baseball drama is dumb.

Can't watch that game. What happened?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


There was that long game in the Trop a few years ago where both Maddon and Martinez got ejected. This is really par for the course.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Jeter you moron.

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014


Ambassador of Funk posted:

Can't watch that game. What happened?

price hit ortiz in the first and guys got mad and farrell got ejected

then in the bottom of the 4th he hit mike carp (with a runner on 1st and a 1-0 lead), and the benches cleared, though there was no ensuing violence (ortiz was real mad though)

after everyone got sent back, the red sox bench coach stayed on the field throwing a bitchfit and got ejected

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


I'm pretty sure the Ortiz HBP was intentional, but the Carp HBP wasn't. The pitch on Carp wasn't alarmingly far in, just up on the hands. Given the game scenario it also seems less likely. The Ortiz HBP was definitely intentional though.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



bluh posted:

price hit ortiz in the first and guys got mad and farrell got ejected

then in the bottom of the 4th he hit mike carp (with a runner on 1st and a 1-0 lead), and the benches cleared, though there was no ensuing violence (ortiz was real mad though)

after everyone got sent back, the red sox bench coach stayed on the field throwing a bitchfit and got ejected

Baseball is dumb yo.

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014


marioinblack posted:

I'm pretty sure the Ortiz HBP was intentional, but the Carp HBP wasn't. The pitch on Carp wasn't alarmingly far in, just up on the hands. Given the game scenario it also seems less likely. The Ortiz HBP was definitely intentional though.

had to get him back for pimping his dinger last october

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

Smile through the tears.


Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


2-out magic, everyone.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

~*~TWO OUT MAGIC~*~

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters


marioinblack posted:

I'm pretty sure the Ortiz HBP was intentional, but the Carp HBP wasn't. The pitch on Carp wasn't alarmingly far in, just up on the hands. Given the game scenario it also seems less likely. The Ortiz HBP was definitely intentional though.

Still, why the gently caress do you issue the warning after the Papi HBP if you don't then enforce it when he hits Carp?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.



Ammat The Ankh posted:

2-out magic, everyone.


BearDrivingTruck posted:

~*~TWO OUT MAGIC~*~

Two out--ah.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


bluh posted:

had to get him back for pimping his dinger last october

I wonder how layered baseball justice gets. Ortiz must get his, but the Rays deserve one for stealing a base up 6 back in 2007, but the Red Sox deserve one for showboating a dinger off of Wilson Alvarez.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

BYE BYE FUCKIN BABY

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

Smile through the tears.


Holy shiiiiiiit two out magic

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.




Ambassador of Funk posted:

Yeah I'll be surprised (and pretty stoked) if Wainwright doesn't pitch a QS.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的


Pence bomb.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Saint Jimmy posted:

THAT was a fuckin first inning boys! Even Weeks hit the ball for once!

Weeks has been tearing it up for a few weeks now.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.


PENCE HOLY gently caress

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



bumgarner turning on that inside pitch was awesome. you'd think a long armed, 6'5" pitcher would get jammed there but nope

oh hi hunter

The Pussy Boss fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 31, 2014

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Who'd have thought Hell would be this boring?


Ammat The Ankh posted:

2-out magic, everyone.

Oops, sorry, I was a little too early with this one.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


howe_sam posted:

Still, why the gently caress do you issue the warning after the Papi HBP if you don't then enforce it when he hits Carp?

In theory it's only supposed to be a toss if the hit is intentional, that way if a pitcher makes an actual mistake then they arn't punished.

In theory

FYAD SECRETARY
Aug 14, 2003




pence smashed that

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Pouring one out for the arms we lost along the way.




I never should have doubted The Gangly Man's history with Waino.

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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Fallen Rib

Spoeank posted:

Sandoval didn't hack at a pitch in the dirt

He did it again!

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